"The Song of the Good Squirrel": (The prototype is based on the popular online song "The Song of the Bad Cat")
Squirrels sabotage company systems so employees don't have to clock in anymore.
Squirrels dismantle parking lot barriers to allow passers-by to park at no cost.
The boss of Squirrel Gang mistakenly removed the entire head during bone-setting massage.
A squirrel detonated the company venue and gave all employees a long holiday.
Good mouse, good mouse, just drink *Zai and you will be full!
Good mouse, good mouse, find a new job for the breeder!
A good mouse is a good mouse. Tighten screws to subsidize household expenses!
Good mouse, good mouse, finally became the head of the family!
The elite in front of the person and the pure hatred of the social beast in the back × the black-skinned sufferer of a psychopath who is in urgent need of socialization
The beautiful attacker and the handsome opponent, 1V1, HE, two first loves, mutual favor.
[Dystopia + Atypical Highway Story + Two-way Redemption]
Modern fictional background, there are lots of hell jokes, don't bring them into real society!
The squirrel in the Good Squirrel Song above = the terrorist below = Shou = Song Shuqiao, homophonic + he has a certain degree of cognitive impairment.
For Gong, life is like this: the squirrel beat him repeatedly, and it actually turned him into a fleshy and bomby person!
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Wei Ci is unemployed.
He was born in a slum, and in order to become a master, he started a company dog.
By sleeping only 2 hours a day, he makes his colleagues so embarrassed that they don't even dare to blink, and makes his boss give him cigars and life-saving pills.
After decades of hard work and hard work, on the eve of his 33rd birthday, he finally outlasted his direct boss and won a promotion and salary increase.
Before he had time to enjoy his life as a master, the company suffered a terrorist attack.
The terrorist pointed at the Songzai milk in the warehouse: Where did this come from?
Wei Ci: I did it.
With just one finger, the unsolved case of the annual party champagne being replaced with Pineapple milk was revealed, causing the lactose-intolerant boss to run to the toilet ten times in a row!
Colleague: I knew you were lining your own pockets! I want to report——
The terrorists raised their knives and dropped them!
Wei Ci's Hammer ID became: Boss and colleagues are in heaven.
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Terrorists blew up the company and forced Wei Ci to accompany him to produce milk.
After 33 years of hard work, I returned to before liberation.
Fortunately, Wei Ci has a good attitude and hates what he does. As a driver, he can also work part-time as a nanny, a car mechanic, a kindergarten teacher, a tutor, and a canteen receptionist...
The owner of the canteen saw that he was working eighteen jobs a day and all his salary was used to buy milk for the terrorists. He advised him: It is not good to spoil the child too much.
Terrorist: What's going on, beat me to death?
They hang out in the bustling downtown area.
People say to terrorists: You are a freeloader!
After returning home, the terrorist asked Wei Ci: What is soft rice? Is it tasty?
Wei Ci reached out and touched his teeth and said, "It's not bad, the teeth are good."
So the next day, the terrorists found a class that screwed screws in the factory.
Wei Ci patted his shoulder: I'm the best at involution, I'll teach you.
Within a month, the terrorists successfully optimized and killed all the factory workers by turning screws to create sparks.
Wei Ci: We scabs really have successors.
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In order to prevent the laid-off workers from being torn into pieces, Wei Ci ran away with the terrorists overnight!
Terrorist: Actually, this is what I do.
He took out a nut - the trophy for the winner of the factory's first screw-driving competition - and put it on Wei Ci's ring finger.
Terrorist: I steal screws to support you.
Wei Ci: I declined.
Just wandering like this, they finally have a home.
The copy was published on 2024.11.18, 8:50P. M., And updated on 2025.1.13, 21:23P. M. (Name changed). It is not guaranteed to be the final version of the copy (but the plot will not be changed).
Purpose: As long as you don't give up, you can always live on
