[Football] Salted Fish Midfield Discussion

Xu Yu originally wanted to be a substitute goalkeeper so that he could easily fish for his salary. But one day, Wenger fell ill and went to the doctor urgently, and he was asked to play a guest midfield role—— Then something happened. * "What is our slogan-" "Lie down if you can, and run away if you can train = =" * "How to fry fish successfully?" Wenger touched the zipper and replied: "Salted fish needs to be fried on both sides. Promise that he will be rotated off the field, promise that he can sleep well on rest days, promise to buy him a new partner next season, and promise to buy him a useful striker." "Of course," he said with a smile, "we must create the illusion that other teams are working hard to make Xianyu lose the idea of ​​transfer." Xu Yu: = = * Tip: 1. The male protagonist's character is pretty cool from beginning to end, but his attitude towards football will gradually change; 2. Club: Arsenal——? [To be modified, the gunman will not change] 3. No heart-throb tag, no single CP arrow and no emotional drama 4. No national team content =v= 5. Others to be modified Idea: Salted fish can also play football!