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This article is also called "This Damn Shortcut"
As we all know, the nine-tailed cat is cunning and cunning by nature. Once it enters the world, it is an ominous sign and will harm the people in the future.
After observing for a period of time, the Xianmen Baijia found out that Mao You was a useless little loser: he had no knowledge of cultivation and was illiterate. He's not good at studying, he's the first to cause trouble, he's a cat with his head turned upside down, he just likes to fetch birds and... Hook up with wild men.
Mao You: Slander! This is dirty water! I love learning! I can't understand it just because I really can't understand classical Chinese and traditional Chinese characters! ! It took me 18 years of education to not be illiterate! The cat is really suffering and cannot tell. And I didn't hook up with a wild man either! He was the one who forced me to do something! Are you blind? Can't you see that he is so evil that he turns black?
After the Xianmen Baijia treated each other as a guest, Mao You knew that he had no way to ask for help. Rather than being coerced by the other party and putting your life on the line, it is better to turn against the other party.
Later, after all the immortal families were tricked by the nine-tailed cat and the wild man, they finally understood that the prophecy was true. The nine-tailed cat not only has black fur, but also a black heart! The king of verbal abuse never admits defeat, and will stuff toads into the opponent's mouth if he can't win. The wild man he hooks up with is not a good thing. He instigates disputes and destroys hundreds of families, and promotes disputes between fire monsters and monks...
The wild man Dan Chengchu chuckled after hearing this. He didn't know whether the nine-tailed cat had harmed the common people, but he was sure that he had suffered a lot. In the middle of the night, it disturbs people by crawling through doors and windows. When it feels wronged, it wants to be coaxed. When it cries, it stretches out its arms to use as a pillow. When it gets into trouble, it lies flat on its back with its belly exposed and meows. At the same time, it doesn't waste time in biting people and tearing apart the house. If you don't go along with it, you'll be howling all night, and you won't know how to behave at all.
But Cheng Chu saw the world-destroying right-hand man he had trained lying in a flower pot, holding his tail and licking it, crushing potted plants one after another and turning into a young man lying on his back in aggrieved manner. This was obviously a little waste with empty eyes. Thinking of his thousand-year plan, his eyesight turned black.
The evil villain attacked × and caused harm to 101 potted plants and the devil's cat.
Reading Notes
1: Gong is really doing bad things
Two: Sweet text
Three: Save the full text.
Four: The emotional line is not very obvious in the early stage.
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Everyone would praise Chu Yi for being cute and cute when they saw him. Only Fu Yuanxin knew that Chu Yi was a little devil.
Chu Yi in kindergarten:
"Brother Ayuan, my name is written like this: ÷ (too many strokes, Chu Yi can't write), you can call me cute baby Yiyi."
"My belly is round, will I fly away like a balloon? Woohoo, you don't have a cute baby anymore."
Chu Yi when he grows up:
"Ayuan, can you lend me your computer to watch movies? I'm afraid my computer will be poisoned and my society will die. Don't be silent, I know there must be something in Alpha's computer!"
"Ayuan, are all alphas really 20? Can you show me?"
Fu Yuanxin looked at the bamboo horse that had turned into a small batch: "... Yiyi, do you still remember that we are divided into different genders?"
Chu Yiyi said angrily: "Don't engage in sex discrimination! In the worst case, I will share resources with you."
Fu Yuanxin looked at Chu Yi rolling on his bed, and remembered the pheromones he smelled on the pillow and quilt when he was lying on the bed. Veins popped up on his forehead, "Yiyi, get up!"
Chu Yi stood on the bed with her hands on her hips and looked at Fu Yuanxin fiercely: "Why are you so mean? We slept together when we were children!"
Fu Yuanxin looked at Chu Yi, who looked like a fried puppy, and said helplessly: "Do you still remember that you are an omega and I am an alpha? My bed is full of your pheromones..."
Chu Yi covered his ears: "I won't listen, I won't listen, the bastard is chanting sutras."
The next day, Fu Yuanxin looked at Chu Yi who had occupied his room and bed again. He saw that all the condoms he had put in the cabinet were pulled out and blown up by Chu Yi.
The culprit looked at him angrily, his eyes were wet and red, "Are you dating another omega? Why did you bring him home!"
Fu Yuanxin was weak: "I don't have it, I'm not, listen to me..." I just have XY...
Everyone thought that this sweet couple would go from school to marriage smoothly, but an accident caused Fu Yuanxin's gland injury, and Fu Yuanxin fell from the much-anticipated high-level alpha to an ordinary person.
Only Chu Yi is still clinging to Fu Yuanxin, brainwashing Fu Yuanxin crazily every day, "You can only have me as a close omega, you know? You have to work hard to make a lot of money, and then I will use it to smash the black fans!"
Fu Yuanxin: "If you throw money at them, they will only get more excited."
Yiyi: "... Don't make excuses."
I love your unique soul and will always fall under your charisma. ——Chu Yi & Fu Yuanxin
Steady cool guy vs cute little guy
Reading notes:
One: sweet article. All sugar.
2: First love between bamboo and horse.
Three: Yiyi is the baby of Xiao Ai and Chu Yuan, the protagonists in "Omega Will Cry".
Purpose: To be an upright young man and inherit good moral character