After five years of marriage, Shi Yushu believed that his marriage was perfect. The outside world commented that his marriage was a match made in heaven, making others envious.
At least that's what it looks like on the outside, but the cold and tyrannical boss in front of outsiders is actually a little bitch behind the scenes.
"You don't love me anymore? Why don't you kiss me when you go out?"
"Xiao Shu, do you think today's dish is super delicious? I made it."
"Look, this is the surprise I have prepared for you. You want to kiss me."
Shi Yushu was both sweet and happy in this relationship.
Until one day my partner suddenly started pretending.
When facing a love rival: "Have you seen my handsome appearance? You can't do this no matter how much plastic surgery you do."
When taking family photos: "This angle of 42 degrees shows my sharp face."
When competing for the same project with a rival company: "Are you talking about your family business? Even the cleaning staff is your second uncle's sister-in-law's neighbor's sister's mother-in-law. How can you compete with me?"
Shi Yushu suddenly felt that he might not know his significant other very well.
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Bai Qingzhou accidentally bound the system, and the system told him that he had to do what a boss should do to gain points in order to repair the world and get the system out of his body.
Bai Qingzhou: I might have to go to the hospital. Why do I start hearing hallucinations at such a young age?
But it turns out that the system really exists, and he will start his greasy performance on some inexplicable occasions.
Help, my wife is so oily, will she really not leave me?
System: (It has nothing to do with me) Eat melon seeds.
[The calm Buddhist type is often attacked when not online × sometimes by a puppy and sometimes by peanut oil (not a human anyway)]
Purpose: Communication can resolve misunderstandings