(Advance collection of new articles, Jia Mu's Crazy Diary [Red Mansions]. Those who like to read the derivatives of Red Mansions can save it! The article will be published soon. The bottom of the copy↓)
The social animal Zhou Er died unexpectedly after working overtime overnight and traveled westward unexpectedly, becoming an NPC on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures for Tang Monk and his disciples.
Every day with her eyes open and closed, she was either being stabbed or waiting to be stabbed, and was shot in the head with a stick by another one again. After that, she realized, "Whoever wants to do this thing of getting on a pole and dying, who will do it, she won't do it anyway."
Zhou Er packed up and ran away.
"How is this possible? She ran away. Who will take her place?"
So Zhou Er, who had not run out of two miles, was captured again. After a battle of wits and courage, he signed a series of "unequal" treaties with Guanyin Bodhisattva. In order to return to modern times, Zhou Er began to complete the task diligently.
During a mission, Zhou Er discovered that Tang Seng was also a time traveler and was still making things difficult for him. Now he had some fun. Zhou Er changed his usual behavior and began to tease Tang Seng as his ultimate goal.
Not enough fun yet! Zhou Er learned that the hero's time travel was not an accident, and was to protect Sun Wukong.
"Why is your mission so high-level? My mission is to wait to be stabbed. If I don't do it, I will still save the male god of my childhood."
Before this male god could successfully rescue him, the other one learned that the faster his mission was completed, the sooner he would die. It turned out that everything was just a game played by the superior person on the field, and he was just the nourishment supported by the superior person.
(The character of Tang Seng in this article is not based on the description of Tang Seng in the film and television series, but on the description of Tang Seng in the original book Journey to the West. Some readers may think that I have described Tang Seng in a vulgar way, but I swear that the Tang Seng in the original work is not a perfect holy monk. He is extremely firm in Buddhism and belief. All living beings also have compassion and compassion, but he is also greedy for life, timid, stubborn and pedantic. He will also shirk responsibility and threaten others. He often talks about reciting the curse to kill Sun Wukong, and even laments his hardships along the way with tears streaming down his face. The Tang Monk in the original work is a complex and changeable character.)
Shi Wenwen, an angry young man who was disdainful of Red Mansions Literature and vomited loudly, woke up and became the old lady she hated most in Red Mansions Literature - Jia Mu, Grandma Jia.
"It's really bad luck to step on a horse." Shi Wenrou spat at the old face reflected in the cup. The old lady sat in a high position with a slumped face, looking at a room full of warblers and swallows, thinking about her own ending. Her face was more miserable than her life.
"God damn it, if you don't make it easy for me, don't let your own son have an easy time either." Shi Wenrou stood up and slapped the table, his cloudy old eyes flashed with light, the corner of his mouth tilted, and he laughed. Everyone in the room felt a chill in their hearts and a chill in their back muscles.
"Haha~ I'm not having a good time, and neither of you can have a good time."
Does Mrs. Wang like Buddha's mouth but snake's heart? It doesn't matter, don't you just like to do face-saving work? Then do it well.
"Hurry up and decorate the small Buddhist hall. Baoyu is suffering from hysteria again. The master in the temple said that her mother needs to pray in front of the Buddha for ninety-nine and eighty-one days to cure this stupid child."
Wang Xifeng is smart, capable and loves power? This is a good thing! What a qualified cow and horse.
"Feng! I went shopping yesterday and bought a street on West Street. You can go and have a look tomorrow! It's time to build buildings and open shops. Grandma fully supports you! Women! You just have to be independent and self-reliant."
Jia Lian was a licentious man who only knew how to spend money but not how to work. Tsk! This is easy to handle!
"Doctor, my stallion has been agitated recently. Please prescribe some medicine to calm him down."
Love brain Lin Daiyu?
Love brain? No, no, I'm not a big fan of love, but I'm too busy. The martial arts master invites me to come in, and I'll be practicing from morning to night.
Lin Daiyu looked at her tendons and felt like crying without tears. Shi Wenrou nodded with satisfaction, "Well, that's right. Your body is the capital of your career. Without a good body, how can you be a cow or a horse?"
Do you only love beauty but not books?
Shi Wenwen shook his head, "Too idle, too noisy, don't like studying, right? Don't like worldly things, right? That's fine! The ancestral field is reserved for you! When you finish plowing the land, you can go home."
Jia Baoyu sat in the paddy field and cried loudly, "Old lady, I want to go home and study. I like studying."
Outsiders said that the old lady in the Jia family was crazy. The old lady smiled and said, "NoNoNo, it's not me who is crazy, it's them who are crazy."
Shi Wenrou looked at the brand-new Jia Mansion and felt quite satisfied, but it was just that he was living such a busy life, so why did he become bored!
Oh! By the way, the house was confiscated as promised! When will it be arranged?
The Emperor: "…………Old lady, it's better not to make such a joke. Now my private treasury is still counting on your old age!"
Intention: Those who cannot defeat me will eventually be defeated by me.
