Taking My Wife and Kids to School

Han Shuo transmigrates into a book, becoming a high school student in the 1990s. He has a chance to return to his original world, as long as he completes the tasks in the novel. Task One: Find the key character in the story and kiss him 100 times, for a total of 365 hours, to unlock a return to the twenty-first century. After all his hard work, Han Shuo finally finds the key character: a top student at his school. But he never expected that the top student had also transmigrated into the book, and had the same kissing task. To get back to the twenty-first century, the two totally straight guys have no choice but to do as they’re told. But even after kissing each other until their lips are practically worn out, they don’t return to the twenty-first century when they finally complete the task. Han Shuo: Weren’t we supposed to go back after the kissing? Top Student: I think the novel has a second task, too. Han Shuo: What task? Top Student: We have to... do it. Han Shuo: If that’s what it takes to get back, I’m in! Task Two: Do it with the key character fifty times, for at least thirty minutes each time. But even after they’ve done it, they still don’t go back... Han Shuo: What other tasks are there!!! Top Student: Ah... I think we also have to have a baby... Read This First: Both are each other’s first, happy ending, lots of child-rearing, alternate-history setting. Not for readers who insist on certain character tropes. No other content warnings, so enter at your own discretion. Theme: Take control of your own life