Ex-Husband, You Sent the Harassing Text Message to the Wrong Person.

[I'm sorry, dear, I can't finish this article on a daily basis, and I don't want to be stuck on v, so I discussed with the editor to solve v on 6.24. In the future, other articles will be opened after the full text is saved. ■Preliminary collection of the column "The blogger who reminds me to sleep is my immediate boss" and "The misunderstood roommate is a dog licker", please collect it ^w^ [Crazy Literature] [Urban] [Sour and Sweet Man Chasing His Wife] The girl with super fighting ability & the sultry ex-husband Four years after the breakup, Cheng Jiara suddenly received a harassing text message. "The new bed is quite soft." The sender is my ex-husband who has not been in contact since the breakup. ? What's going on with this guy? Cheng Jiara didn't take it to heart and reminded him half mockingly and half kindly. "Ex-husband, you sent the harassing text message to the wrong person." - Unexpectedly, the harassing text messages arrived the next day as promised. "Can't sleep, I miss you." Cheng Jiara said "go away" in response. On the third day, it was still at the same time and place. "Here? Do you want to see mine?" Cheng Jiara asked him to "die as far away as possible." The next fourth and fifth days... Cheng Jiara couldn't stand it anymore and decided to call back to scold the person before blocking the number. Unexpectedly, the call was hung up as soon as the call was connected, and then she was blocked. Cheng Jiara was so angry that he dragged the WeChat account that had been dormant for many years out of the blacklist and cursed in his voice: "Zhou Jinyue, what disease are you doing!" Just when she was about to block her again, her phone buzzed and vibrated. A voice message came from the other side. The man's voice was cold, imitating a puppy's bark: "Woof." - When he was in college, Zhou Jinyue never thought he would break up with Cheng Jiara. So when the other party suddenly proposed breaking up, the arrogant young man was stunned for a moment, turned away a second before his eyes turned red, and smiled casually: "It's time to break up." "I don't care." No one noticed that the young man was choking at the end of his voice. The two of them had a very tense breakup that time. They exchanged harsh words and never interacted with each other. Whoever bowed his head first was the dog, and they never met again. On an ordinary night four years after the breakup, Cheng Jiara suddenly dragged him out of the blacklist and sent a series of inexplicable voice messages. Zhou Jinyue was stunned for a moment. He didn't even have time to listen, so he quickly pressed the voice button and sent a voice message with trembling hands. "Woof." He is willing to be a puppy, the puppy that Cheng Jiara once loved most. [The copy has been screenshotted for proof, 2025.06.20] Reading guide: 1. The harassing text messages are not sent by the male protagonist in a "certain sense", but they are related to the male protagonist and are not someone else! (Spoilers involved, will be explained later). 2.1V1, SC, HE, sweet and funny with a slight sourness. 3. After breaking up and reuniting, the male protagonist chases his wife at the beginning of the story. 4. In the main city, I occasionally recall campus love plots, but they should only be fragments. ---Advance collection of "The sleep-aid blogger who reminds you to wake up is your immediate boss" --- You Sheng is an insomniac and can only rely on medicine to fall asleep. One day, she accidentally came across a video to help her fall asleep. The only thing in the picture is the man's well-joined hands, with his fingers close to the microphone, using goose quill brushes, fungus spoons, cotton swabs, straws and other common small items to create incredible sounds, accompanied by the man's occasional whispers, which are light and soothing. You Sheng slept well for the first time in several years. Later, You Sheng would listen to the man's sleeping aid to fall asleep every night. She learned it was called "ASMR." She was addicted to ASMR and even fell in love with men coaxing her to sleep. You Sheng became the first die-hard fan of this novice blogger. Every day when I get home from get off work, it's "refreshing reminders"! "Teacher, I want to listen to the fungus spoon scraping wheat." "Ww baby, I want to hear blowing and touch my ears." Until the man suddenly stopped updating. - You Sheng, who lost the sleep aid, began to have severe insomnia again, and was filled with resentment every day when he went to work. When her boss scolded her for being late, she was furious! When her boss criticized her plan for writing rubbish, she was furious! The boss wants to take her on a business trip, and she is even more invincible! Under the dual pressure of insomnia and work, You Sheng planned to resign. She pushed open the office door: "Director Lu, I want to resign..." In the office. A taciturn man in a suit and tie, holding a pink fur ball in one hand and an off-white goose quill brush in the other, his lips gently pressed against the microphone, skillfully recording a sleep aid video to be updated tonight. The computer screen just stopped on the personal home page of the account. "Let you sleep Lnn" At the same time, You Sheng's cell phone dinged and a notification popped up. "The blogger you particularly care about is online~" - Lu Tingnan is rigorous in his work and unsmiling. He is a devil in the eyes of his subordinates. I work hard during the day and take off my mask to help me sleep at night. He never shows his face and doesn't speak easily. There are only 34 fans on the entire platform, and they are all zombie fans. One day, he suddenly gained a high-quality live fan. After watching every one of his sleep-aid videos, he started to update. Lu Tingnan cherished it very much. He would satisfy any request from his little fans. Until that night when I was on a business trip, my assistant was sleeping soundly on the hotel bed, with the phone screen next to her pillow still on. His sleep aid video is playing on a loop. The little girl moaned in her sleep: "I really want to be coaxed to sleep by you all the time." Intention: Love allows us to achieve each other.