Chen Xiao has always prided herself on being the kind of stubborn cockroach who can sit down and eat even if a cake falls on the floor, pointing to God and asking what else she can do to her.
Until God sent a dump truck, which first broke her legs, then splashed her with water, and finally threw her into the freezing forest to blow the cold wind.
Chen Xiao wiped his face, raised his middle finger to God, and said the most cowardly words in the strongest tone: You don't have to go to such trouble to kill me, I can appreciate it.
As a result, while she was counting the stars and waiting for the King of Hell, someone came over the mountains and rivers and said to her: "Reach out your hand and I will pull you up."
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Jihai's luck has never been good.
A relative was lost when he was young, a teacher was lost when he was young, and a friend was lost when he was young. The place where he lived was suddenly changed, and the road ahead suddenly fell into the abyss. As expected, the future will only end with corpses exposed in the wilderness.
But when he said this, the girl he picked up in the ice and snow sneered disdainfully: Then you are lucky to meet me. I know seven ways to be unlucky. No one around me can be more unlucky than me! No one!
"... What are you laughing at?"
"——Jiang Ling! Are you laughing at me?!"
Food guide:
An ordinary cat and dog two-way salvation cookie
Intention: I know it's not snow from afar