This Master Is Unreliable

[Full text subscription is about 5 yuan, thank you for supporting the original version~] The pre-collection of articles is now available on Uncle Uncle Literature on September 22nd. "What should I do if my nephew always wants to climb into my bed?" Please add it to your collection~ ———————————— Copywriting of this article: 1v1/CP cannot be defeated until it is broken down/Master attacks! Master attacks! Master attacks! Say important things three times The brainless salted fish master attacked the Liu Nanzhou has been stubborn and stupid since he was a child. His family was poor and his parents could not afford to support him, so they abandoned him. He wandered around in misery for two years, and was picked up by the head of Tianyao Sect. There was a person in the sect who had a face as beautiful as a jade, just like the god Liu Nanzhou imagined, so when the leader asked him to choose his master, Liu Nanzhou chose him without hesitation. Unexpectedly, the "immortal" was a cheap master named Qi Wuyu who couldn't even wield a sword. He couldn't carry it on his shoulders or lift it. He couldn't take a breath even if he took two steps. Liu Nanzhou: Huh? Qi Wuyu does nothing serious every day, is a mess in practicing martial arts, and has an extraordinary talent for getting into trouble. She took him to the lake to catch fish, capsized the boat, made his own wine and got poisoned, and set off fireworks that almost set the house on fire. Liu Nanzhou:...... Such an unreliable master is really hard to find even with a lantern. Liu Nanzhou pursed his lips, knowing that the master he chose would have to be recognized even on his knees. Fortunately, although Qi Wuyu is usually out of tune, he is still quite reliable at critical moments, but... Liu Nanzhou: If you're a three-legged cat, don't rush forward in a fight! Qi Wuyu: Huh? Me? Then, Liu Nanzhou watched as Qi Wuyu's body was overflowing with spiritual power, his silver hair moving in the wind, and he looked like he was descending from an immortal. He was holding a long sword in his hand to protect himself behind him. How could there be any sign that he could not carry it on his shoulders or lift it with his hands? Liu Nanzhou: ... Who are you? Qi Wuyu tilted his head and smiled: "Your master." —————— Qi Wuyu has been dawdling in the Tianyao sect since he lost his spiritual power. No one is willing to choose a loser as his master, so he is happy to be free. Unexpectedly, the headmaster brought back a little boy with bad eyesight and chose him as his master. The little boy is good at everything, he is pretty and sensible, but he has a boring temper. Liu Nanzhou always did more and said less, and he grew into an adult who could protect him without saying a word. The more Qi Wuyu looked at him, the more he liked him, but his liking seemed a bit off. This is over. Before his master understood it, he had become a beast to Xiao Xiang's apprentice. While scolding himself in his mind, he secretly observed his young apprentice every day, and narcissistically believed that if he had not been emotional, his educational career would be perfect. Until one day Qi Wuyu discovered that Liu Nanzhou had a demon at some point. He took a closer look and found that the demon had a face exactly like his! Qi Wuyu was shocked: What is going on? ! Just when Qi Wuyu figured out what was going on, this kid actually gave him a sword and ran away without saying a word! Qi Wuyu almost laughed angrily. He really thought he had no temper, right? He had no choice but to pick up the sword that he had not used for a long time and went down the mountain to catch his apprentice. —————— Daily life of master and disciple: Liu Nanzhou: Breathing Pray for Wuyu: seduce and lure me Liu Nanzhou: practicing swordsmanship Pray for Wuyu: seduce and lure me Liu Nanzhou (clenching fist): Don't look for trouble. Qi Wuyu: Huh? What are you acting like? Liu Nanzhou:? —Food Guide— 1. Normally updated every other day, follow the list if there is any, and ask for leave if something happens 2. Nonsense cultivation and brainless cookies, strictly follow logic and be cautious, everything serves the plot, private settings are like mountains, Shuang Jie, he 3. I know this book is very easy to take the opposite side, so I say it again, Master Attack! (I just want to take this bite) 4. Friendly discussions, criticisms, corrections, and criticism are welcome. 5. Both arrows are thick Thank you for your support, I wish you all a happy reading and a happy day~ ————Pre-received copy———— "What should I do if my nephew always wants to climb into my bed?" #Okay, what else can I do? So coaxing, stubborn mouth, firecracker attack x gentle man's mother suffers ——————— Chai Shao is a policeman at the police station who has just been on the job for two years. He is gentle, considerate, handsome and kind. He has a nephew, not a biological one, but the son of his master, named Lu Hui. When they first met, the child looked cold, but gave him a piece of chocolate. Later, the child asked him next to the master's body: Why didn't you die? Luhui didn't have a suitable guardian, so Chai Shao said, "Come home with me." * The two of them lived together noisily, but Lu Hui was only arguing and making trouble unilaterally. Chai Shao never said a word to him. Even when Luhui was injured in a fight, he would only apply medicine to him and ask him, "Does it hurt?" Everyone said that Lu Hui had a bad temper, but Chai Shao didn't think so. What's wrong? Isn't it just a child's adolescence? Until Chai Shao discovered that Lu Hui seemed to like boys. Chai Shao: ... What should I do if I raise someone else's child to be a child? Chai Shao was greatly shocked. Chai Shao couldn't understand. Chai Shao couldn't accept it. Neither of them could convince the other. It was just as Lu was about to go to college, so Chai Shao and his luggage were packed and sent away. Anyway, Lu Hui wanted to leave him a long time ago. * Lu Hui left full of love and hate that Chai Shao didn't know about. He signed up for a school in a distant province out of anger and regretted it almost on the day he left. It's too far, it's too far from Chai Shao. He spent four years trying to let go of hate, but not love. So after graduation, he came back resolutely, all he wanted was Chai Shao. The only problem is that his brother-in-law seems to be homophobic. It's a bit difficult... After Lu Hui's roommate found out, he started giving him bad advice: Man, there is nothing that cannot be solved in bed. Lu Hui was doubtful: Can this be done? The roommate patted his chest and assured: Brother Xin's is absolutely correct. Luhui didn't understand why he wanted to sleep in someone else's bed, but he did it. * "What? Sleep in my bed?" Chai Shao was confused, but he was used to responding to requests, so he gave him his bed and went to sleep in another room. Lu replied: ... Something seems wrong. Chai Shao found that Lu Hui had changed a lot since he came back this time. He was obedient and clingy, and even knew how to deliver food to him. He introduced his new colleague sternly: "This is my little nephew." He didn't notice that Lu Hui's expression froze for a moment. Just a nephew? That's not okay. A few days later, Chai Shao also discovered that Lu Hui had a bad habit that he couldn't understand - he had to sleep with others. Chai Shao:? Will children always be this clingy when they grow up? He looked at the hand on his waist and silently took out his mobile phone: What should I do if my nephew always wants to climb into my bed? ———————— Small theater: Lu Hui stayed there for several days, and Chai Shao began to wonder whose house this was. He decided to defend the dignity of his territory. Even if Lu Hui made trouble for him, he would never sleep in the same bed with him again today! When Lu heard this, he didn't make any noise and asked pitifully: Uncle, did I disturb you? Sorry. Chai Shao was used to Lu Hui losing his temper, but he had never seen such methods before, and his conscience was severely disturbed. Chai Shao: ... Forget it. Where Chai Shao didn't see it, Lu curled up the corner of his mouth. Interested babies are welcome to collect ~ Intention: Everything depends on human effort