I Died Before the Police Academy Team

My name is Mochizuki Mingxi, I am a ghost and I was a policeman in my lifetime. ——No, I had not graduated from the police academy when I died, so I was not considered a police officer. Less than three months after my death, an outstanding contemporary came to stay with me. I said hello to him, and the semi-long-haired concubine was a little surprised when he saw me: "Mochizuki from the next class?" Has he seen a ghost? I reminded: "You are also a ghost now." Half-long hair at the same time: "... But it's daytime." Me: "What's the difference between day and night when we're all ghosts?" Half-long-haired guy from the same period: "That makes sense." Although the half-haired one is dead, he is still entangled with the curly one. Although I am a ghost, I think they are really gay. He: "Ten years of life and death are uncertain..." Me: "The relationship between man and ghost is still over?" He said: "Ah, Xiao Zhenping can't see me at all. I want to die." Me: "You're already dead." Him: "... That's right." Four years after my death, the gay couple became gay and finally reunited. Curly Hair at the same time: "... You mean you have been by my side in the past four years, even when I take a shower?" The half-long haired man laughed at the same time: "Haha, haha." So the curly hair was chasing the semi-long hair at the same time and was violently beating at the same time. It was really a wonderful scene! A month later, a new co-contemporary joined our ghost team. New period: "..." Xin Xiong saw us having a cardiac arrest, ah no, his heart had stopped a long time ago. Me: "Hi?" Gay man died at the same time: "Welcome to the world of the dead. Do you want to prepare fireworks for you, Mr. Jing?" The new contemporaries were speechless. The world of the dead is very lively, especially with these three people present at the same time. About two years later, the Ghost Team welcomed its fifth ghost. ——No, this fifth ghost has a family with him! The dead gay man said at the same time: "Should we hold a wedding in the underworld for the squad leader?" [A letter of invitation] Golden retriever bastard, we are going to hold a wedding in the underworld for the squad leader. Guess who didn't receive the invitation? The only living golden retriever at the same time suddenly appeared on the ground holding an invitation letter with a serious expression: Is this house haunted? #The protagonist has a CP, which is the scenery. When I was writing the setting, I thought the scenery was so beautiful, so I decided happily. #Hagi pine # It is estimated to be a very short article with a high concentration of hellish jokes (cold jokes?) Purpose: I will die before the police academy team