Xie Yun was alone. He spent several years in a daze with no memory, and was inexplicably involved in a new world called "Utopia".
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The fierce ghost with a paper-like face and waist-length hair was ready to attack. Xie Yun tied his long hair neatly with shoelaces to make a dog leash.
Xie Yun: The room is too dark, so use the body light.
Li Gui: How about I call twice and you listen? /Woof
The sickle of death approached his head, and the sleeping man suddenly opened his eyes and calmly took out a Supreme Plus Edition from the quilt.
The offensive and defensive dynamics are different.
Xie Yun: "How about you try mine?"
The God of Death is embarrassed: gone, gone. /Mouse scurrying
The faceless NPC is looking for love online, waiting for the wishful man under the tree.
Everyone: Faceless monster! !
Xie Yun: "Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Fairy in Peach Blossom Temple."
Npc: Crazy face! ! Handsome man, let's give birth to a monkey! ! !
Everyone: It's a bit evil, but let's talk first.
Boss: Black face...
Boss: "If you behave badly, your salary will be lost this month!"
Xie Yun smiled, OK, fine.
The next second, the boss cried sadly: "Baby, don't use cold violence on me..."
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Xie Yun's resume, which is as thick as a modern Chinese dictionary, is regarded as a treasure by the cram school, and the number of enrollment places is in short supply.
Xie Yun: "Increase salary."
Wen He: "As long as you agree to be the boss's wife, the money and the boss will be yours."
Xie Yun: "... Okay, but I will be the boss."
Hehehehe: "Deal!"
After a while.
Buhehe: "This alone won't work."/~
Win MVP coins by completing levels, buy a car and a house and become a manager.
The only officially certified cram school in Utopia, the boss is my licking dog, oh, boyfriend.
Wen He: Boss/boyfriend/? (Mysterious)
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Pseudo-indifferent·True tenderness·Secretly cool·Sir·Shou
Real scoundrel · love brain · ruffian · boss · attack
Purpose: Love life and embrace reality