[Chorus-tongued girl × sinister wheelchair boss]
It's finished! ! There are also completed sand sculptures of the same type in the column, waiting for you to poke fun~]
Jiang Chanyue has a bad temper and explodes at the slightest moment.
One day, she slipped into an ancient bloody novel she had just finished reading, and became the Bailian heroine who had been engaged to the hero since she was a child and went abroad early, and the hero's former Bai Yueguang.
According to the plot, when she was a child, she deliberately made the male protagonist think that she was the little girl who saved him. From then on, she sat firmly on the throne of Bai Yueguang. As a result, the male and female protagonists separated and reunited and experienced a series of bloody misunderstandings before they finally came to fruition. The second female lead of Bailian, who was committed to peeing in their love river, naturally ended up with her family broken up.
The second Bailian girl who came from time-travel is still following a foreign plot, looking at the unappetizing white people's rice on her table and the half-empty due on her computer:...
Jiang Chanyue: His second uncle, don't force me to slap you.
*
Meng Jiaxian had a fiancée named Bai Yueguang whom he had liked since childhood. After studying in Germany for many years, he finally returned to China. He dropped everything and went to pick her up.
As for Cen Lianyu, he is just a substitute for him to relieve his boredom in his spare time.
But he really didn't expect that Cen Lianyu would chase her to the airport. Just like that, he, his Bai Yueguang fiancée, and his stand-in looked at each other in shock.
Cen Lianyu burst into tears: "Did I pay by mistake all these years?!"
Meng Jiaxian grabbed Jiang Chanyue and explained: "Xiaoyue! Listen to my explanation!"
Jiang Chanyue stepped forward and slapped Cen Lianyu: "A slap for a woman."
Then he shook off Meng Jiaxian's hand and slapped him twice: "Two more slaps for men."
*
Meng Yannian has a useless nephew who is addicted to love between men and women. He has some brain problems and is the kind that zombies don't like to eat.
When I was a child, I wanted to marry Jiang Chanyue, but when I grew up, I said no.
Looking at Jiang Chanyue who was publicly humiliated at the family banquet, he suddenly felt that she was like a piece of fragile porcelain, as if she would fall to the ground and fall apart in the next second.
The next second, the fragile porcelain raised its white and slender hands——
Raising the annoying relative's dinner plate with a loud bang.
Jiang Chanyue: "If you don't like me, get out."
Another relative: "Oh, little girl, how could you do this..."
Jiang Chanyue: "Get out of here too."
Meng Yannian:......
*
Jiang Chanyue felt that Meng Jiaxian was mentally ill, but his brother-in-law was quite handsome.
Brother-in-law Meng Yannian is only five years older than the male protagonist Meng Jiaxian and six years older than her. He is the main villain in the book who is seriously ill and uses a wheelchair.
At first glance, it looks like a rich heritage.
Thinking of her poverty-stricken ending, Jiang Chanyue asked casually: "Brother-in-law, can I marry you -" and inherit your inheritance?
Meng Yannian replied instantly: "Okay."
*
Later, Jiang Chanyue, who was standing at the wedding scene, looked at the regretful Meng Jiaxian and Meng Yannian, who had healthy legs and a rosy face that didn't look like he was dying at all, and her fists hardened.
Damn it, life is tricking me.
Meng Yannian: The plan is clear.
[Highlight! ! ! ! ]:
1. "One slap for a woman, two slaps for a man" meme source network
2. It's not the original heroine, there's another hidden story behind the slap. She didn't hit the girl, and the younger sister doesn't have any violent tendencies, she just has a vicious mouth (Private Marseille)
[The copy was published on November 10, 2024 and has been screenshotted]
Preliminary article of the column "My exes went crazy after escaping". I hope you will pay more attention to it~ The following is the copy:
[Death Escape becomes a popular literature, let yourself go and be quiet]
Luo Changning, the devil in the world of cultivation who had brought harm to the world for hundreds of years, finally died. For a moment, everyone applauded, the gongs and drums were loud, and firecrackers were blasting.
But as the so-called scourge lasts for thousands of years, Luo Changning only died slightly.
Three hundred years later, the number will be changed and reopened, and the dead will live a little life.
This is all thanks to the magic weapon given to her by an expert, who used the strongest emotions for her in other people's hearts as energy to reshape her soul and help her reincarnate.
Master: I have a gold magic weapon here, a silver magic weapon, and a super magic weapon that can help you escape.
Expert: It can help you be reborn, but the people who loved you most in your previous life will no longer love you.
Master: You will be reborn, and the sky is high for you to fly, but you will have no one to care about you, and you will enjoy endless loneliness, hahahahaha!
Luo Changning: Now that we've talked about the advantages, what about the disadvantages?
Master:?
*
Luo Changning, a scourge in the world of cultivation, died, and some people were not happy.
The white-haired Qing Leng Master who occupies a single peak came out of seclusion for the first time. Every year, she would stand quietly all night under the white plum tree she planted when she was a child, until heavy snow fell on her shoulders.
The demon beast master who had been in love with her for decades suddenly broke into the human world, snatched a finger bone from her body, and hung it around his neck for ten years.
The junior brother she picked up and raised suddenly turned to studying the art of imprisonment, muttering that he wanted to lock her soul with him.
Bai Yueguang, who is known as "the moon in the sky and the snow in the world", has been entangled with her all her life, but after her death, she secretly hid countless portraits of her.
The Taoist companion she stalked and pursued suddenly slaughtered half of the sect, took away the magic weapon that could condense the body, and left.
One day, an expert who claimed to be able to resurrect the dead found them.
The expert said, I have a gold magic weapon and a silver magic weapon here, a magic weapon that can resurrect the deceased. However, after the resurrection, she will no longer love you. Are you willing?
Their eyes were bright and dark.
*
After Luo Changning was resurrected, as they expected, he did not remember them and had no feelings for them.
The distant and polite smile made their hearts ache.
So Luo Changning discovered that even though she tried hard to avoid suspicion, the men who had been entangled with her in her previous life looked at her more and more deeply.
They even forced her to take responsibility for them!
Luo Changning: oi! A little too hot!
*
#Didn't you say they don't love me? #
#Is it because he doesn't love her or she doesn't love him#
#There is a heavy reward for a charlatan#
Intention: Be calm and polite to others
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