Cold and arrogant, hard-mouthed attack (Han Shen) x heartless and happy No. 1 Experience (Yan Qi)
1v1 third person double clean
1
Yan Qi is a rabbit god who is in charge of all marriages in the world, but he himself is a straight and straight man.
"Hahaha, Yanqi, don't be ridiculous. If you say you are a straight man, it would be more convincing to say that Han Shen likes men." Mao Yuexingjun said with a smile while waving his fan.
Yan Qi: "..."
Han Shen, who was shot for no reason: "..."
Lord Mao Yuexing saw Han Shen's expression was wrong and said quickly: "Immortal Lord Han Shen, I just made a joke to you, but please don't take it to heart."
"Why don't you apologize to me?" Yan Qi asked, pulling on Mao Yuexingjun's fan somewhat unhappily.
"That's different. Han Shen is Yue Lao. I have recently fallen in love with the flower fairy who just ascended. I even pointed him to help me get married." Mao Yuexingjun leaned over and whispered in Yan Qi's ear.
"But didn't you have a passionate fight with the Snow Mountain Goddess before?"
Lord Mao Yuexing said with a smile: "Isn't this a breakup? Sure enough, no marriage will last long without Yue Lao's help."
"I can also be involved in marriage." Yan Qi added weakly.
"You've cut off the line between descendants and grandchildren. I don't dare to ask you to help me."
2
Recently, Maoyue Xingjun was in love and had no time to drink with Yan Qi. When Yan Qi came to see Han Shen today, he glanced behind Yan Qi and then snorted at Yan Qi.
"Why don't you play with Uoyue Xingjun recently?"
"Didn't you just get him married? How can he have time to find me now?"
"He didn't have time to look for you, so you thought of me." Han Shen sneered.
Yan Qi didn't know what he was angry about. He was angry when Yan Qi didn't come to him. He was also angry when Yan Qi came to him.
Yan Qi sat on the ground and sorted out the marriage cards with him for a while, and then told him the purpose of coming to him - asking Han Shen to also pull a red thread for him. Before Yan Qi could finish speaking, Han Shen drove Yan Qi out with a dark face.
What a cold and heartless fairy!
Yan Qi: "..."
It's so outrageous. He has been holding hands with Mao Yuexingjun one after another. Yan Qi has known him for such a long time and yet he didn't even hold a single red string?
So Yan Qi, who was unconvinced, came to Han Shen to argue with Han Shen the next day, and then locked him out again.
The third day...
The fourth day...
On the fifth day, when Han Shen was about to close the door, Yan Qi quickly stretched out a foot to block the door frame.
"I'm not here to marry you today. The peach blossoms in your yard are brewed. Open a jar and give me a taste."
3
Han Shen was busy in the front yard, and Yan Qi didn't feel bored drinking alone in the backyard. After drinking three jars one after another, Yan Qi leaned under the tree and felt sleepy, so he took a nap.
There were rustling footsteps in his ears, and Han Shen stopped in front of Yan Qi. Yan Qi was about to open his eyes to scare him, but in the next second, a warm touch fell on Yan Qi's lips.
Yan Qi: "..."
Yan Qi suddenly wanted to go to Mao Yuexingjun and tell him that Han Shen might really like men...
"Yan Qi, open your eyes, I know you are not drunk."
Of course Yan Qi was not drunk, and the amount of alcohol was not enough to make him drunk.
But if Yan Qi was not drunk, why would Han Shen be like this?
Yan Qi opened his eyes and saw Han Shen looking at him with a calm face, as if the person who had just flirted with Yan Qi was not him.
"Yan Qi, I will only ask this once. Can you help me get married?"
Yan Qixu said something silly because he was drunk: "Then why don't you get yourself married?"
Han Shen chuckled.
"If I could bind my marriage, I would have tied you to me long ago."
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Finally, let me share with you a list of the most popular ones in Heaven
"Heavenly Broken Sleeves CP List"
1 Yan Qi x Mao Yue Xianjun
2 Yan Qi x Beidun Xianjun
3 Yan Qi x Han Shen
Please all the beautiful fairies please vote for our Yan Qi x Han Shen. In addition, Fairy Han Shen specially sponsored a marriage thread for this vote~
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The main tone of the whole text is funny and light-hearted, and there will be a little bit of abuse in the second half
Purpose: to break feudal superstition
