The land of China does not support idle gods!
In order to solve the employment problem of the gods, the fairy world has also begun to recruit people to use PKI and provide online services. The scientific god worship app version 2.0 Is officially launched——
Emotional gods, pray online
Dear, did you make a wish today? Are you busy at work and don't have time to worship God and fulfill your wishes?
Please use the science worship app~
Please choose the service channel, ancestors kowtow online at their graves, the God of Wealth prays for wealth and luck, Yuelao Pavilion removes rotten peach blossoms, and the net banking of the underworld makes regular deposits in advance...
Ding, your moral credit has been deducted, and your wish will be credited within three days!
Put an end to unfair feudal superstition, and scientific worship of gods starts with me]
Ke Lan is a psychic. Because he was born with a bad horoscope, he was not destined to get married, and every relationship ended in failure.
On this day, he downloaded the Scientific God Worshiping App with the mentality of giving it a try, and made a wish: to seek marriage and to be single!
The system displays: [Hello, Jifu has accepted the order]
Ke Lan:? ? ?
The boss of the underworld gods slowly came online and started chatting across the screen.
Fairy Boss: Are you seeking marriage from me?
Ke Lan: I... Please!
Question: [Marriage can be grounded in earth energy, but cannot be grounded in the underworld. When it comes to marriage, what is it like to be accepted by the underworld? ]
Ke Lan: Thank you for the invitation. I am in the Eighteenth Level of Hell and soak in the Flame Hot Spring with my boyfriend. The benefits are quite good.
Notes for reading:
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The copy was photographed and retained on September 11, 2021
Intention: Good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil