Mermaid Refuses to Give Birth to Pearls

Other people's mermaids: can sing, drop small pearls, and fall in love. The mermaid studied by Xu Lu only knows how to make rice every day, throws her fish tail in protest when she is not satisfied, and screams for extra spicy spicy strips. Observation diary of a breeder at a marine research institute (increasingly deviant version): Day 1. The professor said that the newly arrived mermaids were experimental subjects. As soon as Xu Lu approached, he was splashed with water. He wrote in the report: The mermaid is extremely aggressive, but the scales on its tail are gradient rainbow colors, which is very beautiful. Day 7. She tried to exchange sea scallops and Xu Lu for Wangwang crushed ice. Xu Lu did not agree. The mermaid expressed dissatisfaction and gave him a middle finger. (Where did she learn this?) Day 30. She actually went on a hunger strike to protest. The reason - no spicy strips and hot pot were prepared. Apply to purchase extra spicy spicy strips. Urgent, urgent. Day 60. She learned to order Meituan takeout using a human mobile phone. Ning Bobo waved her fish tail and photographed a wet list in front of Xu Lu: "Milk tea with all sugar and ice, thank you." Xu Lu crushed the research report into pieces and said with an expressionless face: "Ning, Bo, Bo, this is the Institute of Oceanography, you -" Ning Bobo stared, and the fish tail slapped the water excitedly, splashing all over him: "Don't withhold snacks. Otherwise, I will sue you for abusing the mermaid." —— [Preview: On the Great Resentment] "Your credit card with the last number 2333 spent 1836 yuan, merchant: Taobao. Xu Lu held the phone in his hands, his hands trembling slightly, and rushed to the pool and shouted: "Ningbobo! What did you buy? " Ning Bobo poked her head out of the water, blinked, and said with an innocent look, "There's a Double Eleven discount. " Xu Lu clicks to place an order: Barbie doll x 10, self-heating pot x 30, spicy strip gift pack (enough for a year) x 1. He took a deep breath and said, "Barbie dolls, hot pots, spicy strip gift packs... Why did you buy these?" You are a fish. " Ning Bobo said confidently: "You don't understand the life of a delicate fish. Spicy Tiao Gift Pack - No deductions allowed. " Non-mainstream mermaid & her resentful breeder Deep Sea Tips 🧜🏻‍♀️Ningbobo is a mermaid, her specialty is cooking, and she is very slow to receive human signals. Male protagonist Xu Lu: Forced to become a mermaid breeder. Intention: I am also overturning today