He Yiyan, a 28-year-old young man with no partner, no savings, and no job, got drunk and sang loudly before stepping into an artificial lake.
After drinking a lot of dirty water, he opened his eyes and sat directly in front of the little girl.
He Yiyan suspected that she was really drunk and confused. She was obviously very cold just now - nonsense, who wouldn't be cold if she fell into the lake in the winter!
But now, there were overgrown weeds in front of her. Apart from a dirty little girl, the most important thing that couldn't be ignored was the blazing sun above her head.
The little girl's big, watery eyes blinked: "Aren't you hot in wearing so much?"
He Yiyan's hair was dripping wet, like a water ghost. The scorching sun made her unable to tell whether it was water or sweat. The first priority was to take off her clothes to save her life. As soon as He Yiyan took off her down jacket that was soaked in water, she saw a colorful "rope" standing up behind the girl...
Me——
The down jacket, which was as heavy as a stone, whirled and knocked down the rope. He Yiyan picked up the little girl and ran away.
The little girl was pulled away and ran away with her shoes. She sat down on the ground and cried to go back and find the shoes.
He Yiyan: "No? What's more important, life or those broken shoes? If you want to go back, go back by yourself. The rope may not be waiting for you somewhere."
Half an hour later, He Yiyan walked up to the girl carrying a pair of new shoes that were the same as the girl's feet: "No."
The girl continued to cry: "It's different, mine is not new..."
He Yiyan: "..."
He Yiyan gritted his teeth and humiliated himself with a stone, grinding the new shoes to pieces before returning to the girl again.
The girl held back her tears and said happily: "Sister, are you Sun Wukong?"
He Yiyan rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, I can still change seventy-two times."
Food guide:
There is no outline and no logical plot, and the author has no brainer and the author goes crazy casually.
Intention: Hahahaha
