As a once-in-a-century genius in Taoism, Yan Jinghan's biggest setback in his life was that he failed to obtain the metaphysics teaching certificate after taking the exam for four years. On the first day when his father kicked him into a funeral parlor to work as a security guard, he bumped into a walking "trap from the underworld" - the pale and thin doctoral student Chen Ji. When he stood at the door of the mortuary, all the ghosts were so greedy that they howled with greed.
"Dr. Chen, in a situation like yours, either you are born to be evil, or you are carrying a murder case." Yan Jinghan held the lollipop that came from the security booth and blocked the mysterious top student by the bushes of his school. The other party sneered and used a wooden stick to pull up a ball of paper ashes on the ground. It was unclear whether it was paper money or some key evidence that was burned.
Since then, Yan Jinghan's unfortunate life seems to have been accelerated at twice the speed:
He summoned the spirit of Chen Ji's ex-girlfriend who died in vain, but he summoned a ghost who could evolve into a new form;
He rushes into the cemetery to save the beauty, and discovers that Chen Ji's doctorate brothers all possess Taoist secrets;
I chased him to the Chen family's old house overnight to investigate the case. I opened the door and saw that in the mottled mourning hall, the living Chen Ji turned out to be the "deceased person" in the black and white photos.
What's even more frightening is that when he finally snatched the seriously injured Chen Ji back from the den of tigers and wolves, the other party suddenly held his collar against the wall: "Master Yan, do you really think that the nameless fire on your body can burn away all the secrets?"
As for the weak academic master who always said that he "doesn't do metaphysics", the fluctuations of zhenqi and spiritual power coming from his body at this moment were actually a bit worse than him.
After many life and death experiences, and many misunderstandings, Yan Jinghan felt that he and Chen Ji could truly be called life-or-death friends. So he held Chen Ji's hand with deep affection and righteousness: "I want to be a lifelong best friend, a brother in life and death, and a life-and-death acquaintance with you."
What responded to him was Chen Ji's fist wrapped in gauze, and the bloody smell hitting his lips - this "delicate and frail" academic master gave him a nosebleed with one punch.
No, why?
Yan Jinghan×Chen Ji
Schrödinger, the reliable straight man, the big dog attack × the yin and yang, the arrogant and arrogant old cat sufferer
Perspective: Main attack
Food Guide
★Lightning protection: 1v1, but suffered from an ex-girlfriend who had no feelings and died immediately.
★A true record of a straight man's enlightenment: from "Good brother sticks around" to "I turn black when my wife gets hurt".
★Schrödinger's love of life and death: Is he a human being? (Remove vest before and after attack)
Intention: Overcome internal friction and be yourself.