Dog Head Life-Saving Encyclopedia
狗头保命大全
by Maihualu (麦花露)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 4k Words
- Chapters
- 3
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Haha, that's right, it's me again, I've been refreshed again, how can I escape from this brain-watt cycle? "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... I want to tell my senior sister..." A group of three or five children with fat heads and big ears, wide-eyed eyes and elegant clothes, surrounded a little boy with dirty clothes, who was as skinny as a skinny boy, crushing the powerful master with his weight. Otherwise, these little brats would be beaten to pieces by this skinny kid. It would be a miserable mess... The mocking and sarcastic voices woke up the fat birds sleeping beautifully on the tree and flew away. "What's the use of telling Senior Sister that Jiang Niannian can't even defeat the lowest person here, and you tell her that besides complaining, what else will she do? She's a complete loser, hahahahaha." The crying little boy on the ground stared at them fiercely "Hit me, this brat dares to stare at me, fuck me..." In an instant, the big fat bird that flew away flew back with great difficulty and landed quietly beside the old Bodhi tree opposite them. The big fat bird cleared its throat. "Hang Chi Chi Chi" Then a loud and righteous voice slowly came out of the big fat bird's mouth and said: "Master Tai doesn't like to bully others with more. You guys haven't even taken a lunch break yet, and you are bullying others with more. What will happen if Grand Master finds out? Oh, Grand Master I have a bad temper. When I was a child, I was often whipped with the nine-pronged meteor whip by the Grand Master. After a whip, all the internal organs were really destroyed. Alas, I don't know what will happen to you. The lighter ones may be starved to death, and the severe ones, ugh! I don't know what will happen either... Jiang Niannian smiled and said those words calmly and with a threat. A few little boys insisted that a hero should not suffer the immediate consequences, and disappeared in a flash. Then the big fat bird slowly spat out: "Zisheng, next time they ask you to just fight back, it's not like you can't fight..." By the way, what kind of person is this "Jiang Niannian"? Hahahahaha, she is totally A good-for-nothing who loves to fish is simply a loser in the Scimitar sect. It is a shame and humiliation that cannot be exaggerated. He is completely ignorant and has no understanding of bullshit. He does not even have a spiritual lantern. There has not been such a "great talent" in the Scimitar sect for hundreds of years. Have you seen the crying little kid standing in front of Jiang Niannian? His spiritual lamp is also 7 lamps higher than hers. What is the concept of 7 lamps? It is probably Jiang Niannian. From the time she fell to the ground and cried loudly, she was still a baby, waiting for food. She started to practice until she was an octogenarian. The reason why Jiang Niannian was able to become the "senior sister" now was entirely because he had repeated grades and his father, an upright high-ranking official, was an elder of the Soft Sword Sect. The legendary good-for-nothing loser was favored by the goddess of luck. Why is she said to be favored by the goddess of luck? It was because by chance before, Jiang Niannian was fishing in the back mountain and secretly eating the Huilin root fruit next to the Bodhi tree. She accidentally met the thief who stole the Wanku Stone. Jiang Niannian was beaten violently by the thief. Her actions were earth-shattering. , The howling of ghosts, the heartbreaking cries, attracted the senior brother of the same sect to come, and by some bad luck, he got the Wanku Stone back inexplicably, otherwise the temper of the elder of the Scimitar Sect would have driven her back to the Soft Sword Sect. She is completely the stupid daughter of the Diamond King Laowu family, but this is not completely true. The most important thing is Jiang Niannian has no spiritual roots. Only with roots can there be a lamp. Without spiritual roots, naturally he cannot build that golden jade spiritual lamp. The reason why Jiang Niannian has no spiritual roots is because she mentioned it when she was waiting to be fed. His father has always been upright and upright, and he has always been targeted by other sects for his crooked ideas. One of the sects came up with a bad idea, and this idea naturally fell on Jiang Niannian. When Jiang Niannian was born on the full moon, his spirit root was drowned by some one who had been stabbed a thousand times with the tears of a shark. So far, Jiang Niannian could no longer build a spiritual lantern. If he were an ordinary person, he would have wanted to die and live. However, Jiang Niannian seemed to be a normal person, and even seemed to be gone. She is just as lucky as shit, happy and heartless, maybe because she doesn't want this spiritual root at all, because without this spiritual root, she will not be able to cultivate the spiritual lamp. Without this spiritual lamp, she will have a legitimate reason not to practice. The fellow disciples who went up the mountain with him before are already senior figures, but she still stays here as the "senior sister" "Senior Sister..." But in front of Jiang Niannian, this weak and crying little boy That is a green tea white lotus. He is not weak. Everything is just to minimize the people here's defensiveness against him. Jiang Niannian's house has many strange and weird gadgets. She leans on the dressing table by the window, playing with the phoenix gold glazed hairpin she just brought from the mountain. She likes these golden gadgets the most. There are so many in her little treasure house that she can buy the entire Scimitar Sect plot... I originally wanted to give the book another name---I was killed by myself. What do you think? She her her She came, she came again with her own dog head, she was reborn, resurrected, refreshed, and was killed by the NPC who was being refreshed to do the task by mistake. Maybe readers will have an idea, that is, in the Rawat plot, she killed herself. Actually, I don't know what to write, so I just write randomly. If you like, you can read it. But if you don't like it, don't spray it. I have a good heart. If I spray it, I will pack up my things and jump off the sixth floor. My writing is not good because I am a purely amateur gamer! Everyone can discuss the shortcomings together, and the author will listen to his advice! Hahahaha, I haven't thought about the subject of this yet, so I'll read it as I write. Intention: Study hard and make progress every day