Chuunibyou Also Wants to Save the World

Prepare to change the copywriting. The world view and persona remain unchanged, but the entry point of the copywriting changes. Birds swim in the water, fish fly in the sky, mice with human faces run away crazily, and antelopes imitate humans and cry. My mother said the brain rice was delicious. I looked at her half-rotten head and stirred the bowl with a fork. My father's eyes had cameras and he crawled on the ground in a twisted way. The aunt next door went to the top floor every day to commit suicide. When I walked to the door of the coffee shop, she fell to death in front of me. The orange-flavored drink bottle was crushed and thrown into the trash can. I raised my hands in surrender and was taken to Picasso Mental Hospital. The welcome ceremony at the mental hospital was unique, and I was given a boy as a gift. —— Song Ming didn't like this crazy patient named Shiyu. The patient stayed in the mental hospital to benefit society and eliminate harm to the people. For the first time, Shigure suddenly stuck a pen in the NPC teacher's neck during class. The blood surged, Shigure laughed wildly, and Shigure sat in the house for a long time. The second time, Shiyu played the herd effect. Song Ming stood on the rooftop and drank an orange drink. The next second, Shiyu called the patients with a loudspeaker. Song Ming was forced to close the house with Shiyu. The third time, before it started, Song Ming kicked him on the bed, and the two continued to have sex in the house. No matter where Song Ming appeared, Shigure would always come to him without fail, nuzzling him like a puppy. Although he didn't like this person, Song Ming decided to try to raise a rabid puppy, but he forgot that dogs can bite people, and the fatality rate of rabies is extremely high. —— When the dean took Shigure to see his patients, Shigure was holding firecrackers and stuffing them into the stomach of the evil NPC. The can beside his feet rolled away. Shigure was deeply attracted by the new patient. The bright yellow color and the evil factor were at work. He swallowed nervously. Want to. Shi Yu flew over, held Song Ming's hand and placed it on his violently beating heart: "Wow, are you my new patient? I like you so much!" The patient gave him a cold look. Shigure tilted his head and his expression suddenly turned cold. It seemed that he didn't like him. He will be remembered. He is a ruthless person who doesn't talk much. He has a soft spot for orange drinks. To put it simply, living micro-dead energy-saving maximalism meets vitality minimalist puppy. An adventure story in the late stage of Chuunibyou, the crazy daily life in the "dungeon" world, this article is also called "Chunibyou also wants to save the world" Imagination + middle school + imagination + letting go to satisfy personal weird ideas. *The text is in third person, an unlucky man encounters a psychopath * Absurd, some fun, unreasonable, school and hospital jointly *I can't accept that I quit QAQ in time. The world is like this. Babies must be abnormal! ! Purpose: Punish evil and promote good, protect the world!