The Me Who Cosplayed into Wenye Turned Out to Be a Fujiang Physique? !

In the past, no one cared about me, but once I crossed the Bianfu River, everyone would bow down under my pomegranate pants when I came back victorious! ! ! That's weird! ! ! Who wants Fu Jiang's physique? Who is it? ! "Recently, we received reports from the public that a weirdo with a bandage appeared in Yokohama. According to the report, it was found that this person likes but is not limited to hanging from southeastern branches, harassing and snatching food from innocent passers-by, and drifting into the water. Yokohama citizens please pay attention to personal safety. If you see suspicious people, please report them immediately. Children should not imitate. This is the Yokohama Daily News. If you want to know what happens next, please pay attention to the Yokohama Daily News, which will be broadcast on time at 6 o'clock every night." Mori Ogai pressed the remote control and turned to look at Osamu Dazai: "Dazai-kun, do you have any clues?" Osamu Dazai: "...?" Here Oda Sakunosuke is drying a bunch of bandages freshly caught today. After hearing the evening news anchor's report, he suddenly realized: "Did Buyue fall into the water?" Jiang Buyue confidently faced Oda Sakunosuke's concerned gaze and said harshly: "Absurd! How can a scholar be called into the water? I just happened to pass by and found that this river looks very profound. I just want to go in and explore the secrets of life. Don't misunderstand me, Oda Tsukuru." "That's right." Oda Sanosuke said that he understood the master, "Then remember to blow dry next time, otherwise you will catch a cold." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Jiang Buyue nodded confusedly, and started to wake up happily. Osamu Dazai on the other side: "I told you it's not me! Mr. Mori is so annoying!!!" Intention: There will always be someone running towards you