I Want to Live When I'm About to Die

Bo Lan never believed in avoiding prophecies, until one day he innocently cursed himself to death... One second he was yelling at the sky and not wanting to live, and the next second he had a cerebral infarction and died. Bo Lan: Already honest. There is no end to the road. Fortunately, her desire to live when she was about to die was so strong that it glowed. God gave her another chance to open her eyes and be reborn. It's just that the soul did not return to its original body, but instead returned to a fat white woman named Mo Bolan a thousand years ago. Hearing that she had a similar horoscope and was a popular lady, Bo Lan happily accepted her fortune as a daughter. But within two days of getting used to it, I got the news that I was getting married. Bo Lan: The fear of marriage and childbearing is a creed engraved in my genes... But resisting the decree will cost you your head. Faith is precious, and life is even more valuable. One doesn't want to marry, and the other doesn't want to marry either. In the days of joy, only the newlyweds were dejected in the bridal chamber. The air was so quiet that it turned freezing. Bolan had nothing to say, "Shall we guess a riddle?" Jingfeng was puzzled but obedient: "I listen to my sister." Bo Lan: "Do you know why all the great masters died in the Sutra Pavilion?" Jingfeng: "Because there are hidden weapons in the Sutra Pavilion?" Bolan shook his head mysteriously: "No! Because they have trypophobia." Jingfeng: "?" This question seemed a bit out of line, so Bolan asked again: "Cats can meow, ducks can quack, sheep can bleat, but what about chickens?" Jingfeng: "Cackle?" Bo Lan smiled confidently: "Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared!" Jingfeng: "!" It seems he has understood. In the third round, Jingfeng struck preemptively: "Sister, do you know why sheep can't sleep after shearing?" Bolan: "Uh... Because you're so ugly that you can't sleep?" Jingfeng waved his hand proudly: "No, it's because it's lost its spunness!" Bolan's eyes were wide open: "My husband is so awesome!" Ancient people could also go crazy online calmly! Jingfeng lowered his eyes, his face flushed with embarrassment. And outside the house... The maids were almost stunned by their cold jokes. / Flammable and Explosive Sister x Calm and Crazy Number One Scholar 1v1, he, sc Please collect the serialized article next door "Raising the Whip to Encourage Horses to Tread Mountains and Rivers"~ /Beast Tamer x Misanthropic Conspirator Welcome to watch the completed short story "Floating Silver Makes Gold in Two Days" ~ /Lucky Pixiu x Green Tea Sweetheart Purpose: Sincerity is valuable, life is more valuable