
Ghost Customer Service, If You Are Not Satisfied, See You for a Copy
鬼怪客服,不服副本见
by Song and Guang (宋与光)
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The new article "How to Become No. 1 In the World of Cultivation Without Spiritual Roots" has been published. The following is the text of the new article↓ The following is some unorthodox copywriting: How can one become number one in the world of cultivation without spiritual roots? Simple! Method 1: Fight the system! Her system can connect three thousand worlds and travel freely, and can bring all races and creatures in the world to meet in the hall... Well, her system is connected. In fact, she is bound to the infinite flow system, which requires you to enter various worlds and clear dungeons every once in a while. ——It turns out that the system is not only accurate but also deceptive. It is not reliable at all and just wants to drain her of her hard-earned points! PASSPASS! Method 2: Strive for connections, live and die in a friendly friendly competition! ——However, when we meet at a low point, we are stalking each other, and she can't get into the golden lap of slow-growing friendship! The following conversation is proof: Golden Thigh: "Look, this is a cliff of ten thousand feet. If you can jump off..." Song Ying did her job and jumped without any hesitation. Golden Thigh: "... There is no reward." ———— Later, I met Jin Thigh again at the scene of her falling horse. In the secret realm, the onlookers pointed their swords at Song Ying: "She is the extraterrestrial demon! She is the cause of the invasion of the world of cultivation by monsters! Her cultivation is all fake, she has no spiritual roots at all, everyone joins in! Kill her -" Song Ying immediately grabbed her sisters and ran away! Success led to Jin Thigh being beaten as her accomplice and forced to share weal and woe from then on. In summary, Song Ying and Ming Yao have officially started their true journey of friendly competition! Original text: I have traveled through time. The good news is that I have traveled to the world of cultivation that I have dreamed of, where I can fly to the sky and escape from the earth. The bad news is that my real body has traveled through time and I have no spiritual roots. Fortunately, I have the cheat system that is essential for time travellers. Unfortunately, this system is an infinite world system. The system said this is my novice copy, the type is supernatural... What, the world of cultivation is still haunted? Me, a fake cultivator. Others learn spells from their masters during the foundation building period, but I rely on the points I get from clearing infinite dungeons to redeem skills and try my best to get involved. Other people's spiritual roots are single spiritual roots, double spiritual roots, mutated spiritual roots, or even five spiritual roots at worst. But I exchanged three pillars full of light and put them in my stomach, applied illusions, and barely became three spiritual roots. Others practice hard and go out to experience, but I pretend to be in seclusion, but I actually go to deal with various bosses, pass the level in a humble way, and then pretend to advance. Smile, today is also a day to practice hard. "Junior sister Song, congratulations on your advancement again. You have actually reached the state of returning to your original nature. I can't feel your spiritual power at all!" Senior brother, do you think it is possible that I really have no spiritual power? "Senior Sister Song's control over spiritual power is really terrifying. Except for the necessary moves when fighting against that demon, she didn't reveal even a single bit of spiritual power." Produced by Infinite World, who says skills are not spells? "Look, the senior sister has taken action again. She just swung her sword lightly and knocked back her opponent. The opponent couldn't get close to her at all!" Nonsense, I haven't redeemed my indestructible body from the infinite world yet. If he touches me, I will vomit blood. From Junior Sister to Senior Sister, and then to Senior Sister, all this journey has been earned by the points exchange skills I worked so hard for for those bosses in the infinite world! Copywriting of this article: Song Xingxing was transformed from a player boss into a ghost customer service. I thought she would work diligently and conscientiously and get paid, but who would have thought that her final income would be zero! Okay, okay, in that case, it would be better if she robbed her colleagues (bushi) and asked them to "voluntarily" donate. After thinking about it, I realized that she was getting rich in minutes. It was because the manager, Zhou Papi, seemed to be haunted and would confiscate everything after she got rich. Fortunately, she still had the sick pretty boy she met in the dungeon to comfort her... What, you said that the pretty boy she fell in love with was the person in charge of Zhou Papi! I don't believe it, this is absolutely not true! ! ! Copy 1: True and False Ghosts (Completed) Welcome all players to enter the intermediate copy of "True and False Ghosts" which is limited to seven days! Real ghosts will protect you during the day, while fake ghosts will kill you at night. Hmm... Who said real ghosts protect players? Copy 2: Bloody Dawn (Completed) Welcome to the advanced escape copy "Bloody Dawn"! Special tips for clearing the level: Survive for thirty days or become the last survivor to clear the level! Friendly reminder for survival: Be careful of betrayal from fellow travelers~ Whether to enter the dungeon later is to be determined, and we will start entering the main line... Intention: The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good.
