How Can You Not Be Crazy at Work!

The full text has been saved Shen Zhiqing worked diligently in the company for five years and finally became the design director. I finally stayed up all night reading a novel, but died suddenly that night. When I opened my eyes the next day, I found that I had traveled through time in this shady urban workplace novel, and became a villain secretary who gets a box lunch after appearing in a chapter. Shen Zhiqing: Okay, okay, as long as you don't engage in design. Design dogs don't do anything. In this life, Shen Zhiqing decided to be a professional gangster. After all, when you go to work, as long as your body is there, it depends on your salary whether your brain is there or not. ---------------------------------------- On his first day at work, Shen Zhiqing subconsciously opened DingTalk, only to find that he actually had two companies. The person who contacted me was not the company where I was now, but the company that the protagonist in the novel attacked. Dog thing: [How was the mission completed? Shen Zhiqing was immediately confused. He was passing through the book, not taking over the body. He had no memory of the original owner at all! But fortunately, the original owner is a qualified social worker and even has a task schedule on his mobile phone. Shen Zhiqing carefully looked around to make sure no one was around, then quietly opened the file and looked at it carefully. Article 1 of the document: [The feasibility of stealing the company's official seal. Shen Zhiqing quickly stopped, I know the law and break it. Dog thing: [I sent you there specifically, why can't you read it back? The original article did not detail the background of the original owner, and only then did Shen Zhiqing realize that he was actually an 'undercover'. This piece of shit is probably that sand sculpture attack. Shen Zhiqing typed like a thunderbolt: [Don't rush me, I'm already imagining the solution. So what, if you have the ability, shoot me? Needless to say, the original owner was pretty cool, working two jobs by himself. Dog thing: [You have already joined the job, do you still need the WiFi password? Shen Zhiqing: No, ah? ---------------------------------------- On the second day of work, Shen Zhiqing finally met the boss of the company, who was the villain in the original article. The man said, "Get ready to go on a business trip with me this weekend" and walked into the office, leaving Shen Zhiqing alone in a messy workstation. No, isn't it true that secretaries only fish for fun and order afternoon tea when they go to work? Early the next morning, Lu Shiyan looked at a passenger who suddenly appeared in the car and asked in a low voice, gritting his teeth, "What does this mean?" Shen Zhiqing also whispered: "Mr. Lu is just rich, and Didi does not even know about it." ---------------------------------------- Lu Shiyan was reborn. In his previous life, he was the top scorer in the control group of Sand Eagle. He worked diligently but was stepped on by Sand Eagle in the end. In this life, he vowed to take back everything that belonged to him. One time when he borrowed Shen Zhiqing's computer, he found that the undercover agent sent by the hacker was a little too bold. He looked at the chat history and asked: "I don't think you have the potential to start a business." Shen Zhiqing answered the phone with a look of resentment and asked, "Ah? Why?" He really wanted someone to know that all messages after get off work were an intrusion. "I suggest you trade in the stock market. You will lose all your money after you have been busy in starting a business. You can lose all your money in the stock market just by lying down." Shen Zhiqing: "..." If you want to call me stupid, just say so. Shen Zhiqing replied with a smile: "Boss is still not taking a break at this late hour. This year's performance must be very good, right? Do I get a commission?" I know how to roll rolls, but why can't I roll you to death? ---------------------------------------- Shen Zhiqing's chat history: Shen Zhiqing: [I watered my boss's money tree to death. Dog thing: [Great job! Dog thing: [Wait, I am your boss, right? Shen Zhiqing: [Oh, boss, when will the salary increase? Dog thing: [I know you are very good and you show your value, but...] Dog thing: [You know, I don't have the final say in the company now. If I alone can have the final say, I will definitely fight for it with you. Shen Zhiqing: [I think you can still learn from Lu Shiyan, such as talking less and making money. Dog stuff: [smile jpg] PS: The product of resentment at work, without logic, this inspiration was written in October 2024 #Life is short, working days are long Motto: Life is short, cherish the people in front of you