What Kind of Furry Am I Today?

Pre-collection [Beautiful straight man was raped by a rough savage] Please collect it, the 1.45 Million-word unlimited stream of the column has been completed, waiting for you to read ~ Copy of this article: (remember to read the reading guide) [Healing slow straight male heartthrob Shou × mentally unhealthy but loving wife Gong] Sang Le is a Didi driver. This profession is mediocre among the tyrants/gods of study/movie kings. But Sang Le actually has a secret. ——When he stares into anyone's eyes for three seconds, he can see whether there are traces of trauma in the other person's soul. And what he has to do is to redeem these goals. Let them believe in love and peace! After using his identity as a Didi driver to contact the mission target, Sang Le was full of confidence. Until he found that he had become a fluffy rat. Looking at the long tail behind him, Sang Le was dumbfounded! #You said you wanted me to redeem you, but you didn't say you wanted me to redeem you in this form! # #I always feel like these people have weird eyes (straight male radar is on)# ​ #Can we fall in love even if we are of different species? # Dip! Each time the host is cured, he or she will receive money, which can be used to upgrade the animal form! So... From a flowery mouse ball to a cat ball, then to a cockatiel, and finally even a giant rabbit! Wu! Every day is different furry! Changes began quietly. The boy who was huddled in the dilapidated attic with his knees in his arms found a white flowery rat beside him that was rubbing its face frantically; A scientific research boss who was driven to insomnia by pressure found a fat orange cat with a custard bun in its mouth by the fountain in the courtyard; Late at night, a cockatoo with red cheeks flew beside the injured racing driver. After the camouflage furry target is cured, Sang Le will disappear voluntarily. But he discovered that none of the targets he had treated had given up looking for him. The e-sports champion played the missing rabbit photos in a loop in the live broadcast room; A scientific research boss showed an uncensored video of his own cat at the award ceremony; The leaders of the Gu Group openly printed rat-hunting notices all over taxis in the city, offering a reward of five million. Seeing that the situation was not good, Sang Le was about to run away. Unexpectedly, before he could run away, he was blocked by several men and his wrists were grabbed, revealing the dark heart-shaped birthmark on his palm. "It's time to discuss custody rights." The hair on the top of my head was stroked by someone unknown. "——Tell it yourself, who are you going home with?" Sang Le felt like crying but had no tears.  …Aren't we all brothers? What could this furry guy know? ! Reading Guide 1. Easy healing, each attack corresponds to the daily stickers of different animal forms. 2. Ability comes from family inheritance. 3. All members have thick arrows, and they coexist with being cute and fluffy. 4. Eat casually, eat with confidence and boldly, 1v1 in stages. 5. He is a cute pet in a special sense and likes ugly and cute things QWQ 6. A free-spirited work, abstract art, if you take it seriously you will lose! Just watch it for fun~ 7. Do not enter extreme gksk, and reject false demining and personal attacks. 8. There are some private settings, please do not take it seriously. ————— Received in advance [A beautiful straight man was raped by a rough man] Open it immediately after collecting enough! When Jian Yi woke up, she found that her hands and feet were trapped and tied to a cross... Bad news, he has traveled to the barbaric era and is about to become the dinner of the indigenous savages. Good news, the savages are still quite big. The rough savage at the head was at least 1.9 Meters tall, with tendons all over his body, and his strong abdominal muscles were covered with scars, and he was full of wildness. Jane couldn't help but stare at the other party's grass skirt. ——Harmful, because he was tied up! Just look at that. Until he was kicked hard. Oh, the person who kicked him was his bitter rival for many years. They traveled through time together. Fu Chen has always been smart and knowledgeable. After a lot of hard work, he successfully escaped from the savage camp with Jian Yi. Although I really want to go against Fu Chen, he is a useless little fool and can only eat and drink with Fu Chen... Fu Chen took him to survive in the wilderness in the jungle, building houses and bridges, hunting and breeding, and farming for cooking. The little life was going happily, and the two of them seemed to be husband and wife! But I don't know when Fu Chen discovered that... Some strange traces that did not belong to him began to appear on Jian Yi's body. Even the way he walks is a bit strange. Finally this day, he caught the current situation! In the dark jungle, the bronze-skinned savage bowed his head, licking and kissing the snow-white and tender skin hungrily like a beast. The size difference between the two is so big that the other person almost holds Jian Yi's waist with one hand... "Um... Let go." Jian Yi couldn't push her away, and the tips of her ears turned red. When he was embarrassed, he turned around and met Fu Chen's eyes. Jian Yi:...... Fu Chen:. So... Is it okay to force it? Small theater Before traveling... Jian Yi: I am a straight man! After time travel... Jian Yi: Hehe, the soft rice is so delicious! Three years later... When Jian Yi ran away with a big belly, her eyes could not help but fill with tears. Wow, you really don't want to have any more Zaizai! Public attack: If you are born, I will raise you! —————— [Part-time job for the whole group, top level starts from repairing cars] [Cold outside and coquettish on the inside, with a venomous tongue in front of me and attacked × A straight man who is addicted to food and is overhauling his car] Everyone has something to love, and Jiang Jinnian loves to repair cars. While his peers were still anxious about the college entrance examination, he had already welded his life ideal to death in the repair shop - determined to be the youngest mechanic master. The problem is, he is too bad at repairing cars. After being complained by the car owner again, he was finally kicked into school by his unbearable master: "As long as you can be promoted to S-level, you can demolish the luxurious garage as you like!" Jiang Jinnian was overjoyed: This is not simple... Wait? ——Idol Academy, me? ! He thought he would be able to pass by staying up late memorizing lyrics, but he ended up being left out of the group. Joining him in forming the new men's team are a group of even more bizarre players: [Teammate No. 1 Cabbage God of War] Wearing red long johns and green cotton-padded jackets, they swept across the campus carrying two sacks of cabbage. He works twenty jobs to support his family, and his reason for the selection is simple: "My mother said that becoming an idol will provide food and accommodation." [Teammate No. 2·Fishing Rod Assassin] The former Wolf of Wall Street, a financial tycoon, is actually a level 10 scholar in the fishing bar. He climbed over the wall many times to fish in the lake on campus and was caught on the spot: "If the fish won't let me catch, then I will make my debut." [Teammate No. 3·Poor guy and noble son] Wearing a 9.9 Yuan T-shirt with free shipping, and with threads falling out of his belt, he was secretly photographed and trending because he was "poor and sincere". Fans in tears raised funds to help him buy a belt. Until a certain performance, the audience discovered that one of his watches could buy the entire studio... Teammate No. 4 · Canteen Master Wang The potential talent who was discovered from the school's back kitchen seems to be better at being a chef than being an idol: "I will always follow the captain until he admits that he is conquered by my cooking skills!" And the most outrageous thing is Pei Yuqing, who was once the top player. When he was at his peak three years ago, he was exposed as a smear figure on the Internet and retired from the industry. Now he suddenly dropped into the school and joined the team. He was full of yin and yang when he opened his mouth, but he insisted on being in front of Jiang Ruinian every day. Variety show "Extreme Challenge!" "Idol" extended an invitation to them. The show hasn't started yet, but the barrage is already laughing like crazy: "A car repairman, a cook, a vegetable seller, a fisherman, and a guy who is a source of slander all over the Internet - where are you filming "Country Stage"?" While the entire network was waiting to watch the joke, something unexpected happened at the variety show. The buses of all the participating teams collectively broke down. While other contestants were anxious under the scorching sun, Jiang Jinnian had already crawled under the bus with a wrench: "It takes three minutes to modify the engine, two minutes to remove the seat to reduce weight, and 45 seconds to bridge the oil pipe - Master Wang! Help me hold down this gearbox!" Three minutes later, the modified bus spewing black smoke disappeared as everyone watched in horror. When the program team caught up with the recording site, they saw the fishing guy swinging a pole by the lake, the cabbage war god bargaining at the vegetable market, and the canteen's master Wang had already set up an iron pot to stir-fry crayfish. "Hot search list": ​#This men's team is too wild# #It is recommended to strictly investigate the mental state of this boy group# #They seem to be playing a very new kind of performance# Small theater When Pei and Qing passed by the garage, Jiang Jinnian was lying under the chassis of the nanny car, humming and repairing the car. "I heard that you dismantled the broadcast team's broadcast truck yesterday?" "That's an improvement! Now it's 30% faster and can wash the car automatically!" Brady Veyron's car keys gleam in the hands of the top class. "My global limited edition supercar..." "Really fix it for me?!" Jiang Jinnian's eyes instantly lit up. Before he finished speaking, he was dragged into the driver's seat, and moist breath brushed his earlobes. "If you fix any damage, you'll pay me a date." The next day, the secretly photographed photos went viral on the Internet. Surprise! A top-notch car repairman suspected of cheating? ! ! ! ! ! Reading Guide 1. A light comedy with a lot of silly scenes, and the emotional line is slow but sincere. 2. A tip for getting out of the circle every day. —————— When a handsome straight man enters Househusband Academy Mu Qingxi is a well-known gay identification radar in the fitness circle. She has eight-pack abs and mermaid lines, and a pair of peach-blossom eyes that look affectionate to dogs, but she has an angry mouth. "Your boyfriend thinks you are short?" "I suggest you change to someone who is not blind." "Does your partner say I'm too sexy in white socks?" "Let him go to the bathhouse and see how the men dress." Until he traveled to the Househusband Academy. Facing a classroom full of male students learning "How to Tie a Tie Elegantly for Your Husband", Mu Qingxi burst the chalk box and said, "This is a fucking pansi hole!" ———— New student welcome meeting: The cool school boss handed over the engagement letter: "Father asked me to get married, but the other party seems to prefer someone like you..." Mu Qingxi tore up the agreement: "It's time for you to practice your back. Men will only affect the speed of your pull-ups." The crybaby junior wiped his tears: "My fiancé always says I'm naive..." Mu Qingxi showed off his biceps: "I will train fifty more sets of kettlebells tonight and let that weakling kneel down and call daddy!" The green tea beauty was about to cry: "I even gave him my life..." Mu Qingxi broke off the dumbbell bar and said, "I'm saving my life for deadlifts. Come and learn self-defense skills from me - specializing in destroying the scumbag Tian Ling Gai!" Until the school anniversary day, Mu Qingxi suddenly found that the surrounding atmosphere was a little anxious♂ By the swimming pool, the "Perfect Married Women Reserves" who had been specially trained by him collectively took off their shirts and stretched out their hands towards him - their eight-pack abs were shining in the sun. "Thanks to the teacher for your good teaching, now it's time to think about us, right?" ​#We agreed to train the docile little husband, why did everyone turn into wolves? # The enrollment brochure of #househusband academy was changed to the fierce 1 training camp overnight. # ​ #Coach I really just want to be a straight man! # Mission: Embracing the whole world with love!