Also known as ""Specializing CP" and selling rotten food to get yourself involved"
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Regret, in short, very regretful...
Jian Zhao felt that he must have gone crazy trying to make money, so he really believed his roommate's words. After the bell rang, in full view of everyone, he shouted out to the cool and rich guy in the class:
"Um, do you want to make a video with me?"
————"Huh?"
"Did you know that the "diet swap" challenge is very popular on the Internet right now? I would like to invite you to shoot this type of short video with me."
Sheniu Jian Zhao was so embarrassed that he stepped out of the three rooms and one living room, but he could still maintain a polite smile on his face: "If the popularity is good, you can make a considerable income..."
Wearing LV sneakers and holding the latest iPhone in his hand, the other person had a look of stupidity on his face:
————"Do you look like I'm short of money?"
"Uh..." Jian Zhao was petrified on the spot, "It doesn't look like that."
It's over, he seems to have offended someone.
2
In order to become a hot topic in self-media, Jian Zhao endured the humiliation and burden every day. Later, the young master got really tired of being asked:
"Why did you ask me to take a video?"
——"I want you to be rich and handsome."
"I'm not short of money, why should I make a video with you?"
——"By... Beauty?"
This time the young master stopped and stared at Jian Zhao's beautiful and charming peach blossom eyes for a full minute: "Okay."
Huh? ! ! !
When the video was posted online, the barrage style was so weird...
I've hit it, I've hit it! !
Just a stranger, are you two a couple?
It's so sweet... Ahem, I mean the food
Baidu said this is called "selling fu" to speculate on CP.
Jian Zhao: In short, it's just posting, right?
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So... There began to be a clingy spirit behind the young master.
When the young master is sick, he stays with him in bed. When the young master eats takeout and it's not healthy, he cooks the food himself. When the young master suffers from insomnia and can't sleep, he spends most of the night chatting on WeChat...
In order to shoot the video material of "Selling Corruption", Jian Zhao was "asking for help" every day. Gradually, the young master's eyes looked more and more wrong...
We agreed that we would only be "slightly" intimate in the live broadcast room, so why was the young master's speech so terrifying?
"I also want to know, why is little Jane so cute?"
"Then you are envious, he only cooks for me."
"The live broadcast is just to show you our superficial skills. You can't even imagine the tricks we play after the broadcast."
"Tell me, if the black lace covering the already beautiful peach blossom eyes will make it more astringent."
Jian Zhao tremblingly pulled at the hem of the young master's clothes: Be careful to grasp the scale of prostitution, otherwise "Zhang Fei and Liu Bei" may become a real couple.
Young Master: Who wants to be your brother?
Then... He forcefully kissed Jian Zhao.
Huh? ! !
Afterwards, Jian Zhao, who still had the young master's DNA kiss mark on his cheek, thought sadly:
Frying up CP and selling rotten food, bringing first love into the mix
This wave of blood loss of my own
Small theater:
Jian Zhao has a live broadcast account called "Xiao Jian's Food Diary"
In Liangliang's live broadcast room, Jian Zhao was the only one talking to himself.
Until... A passerby came in with the golden title of "Captain"
I played three Carnivals and Rockets in one night
The captain's name is "Xiao Jian's exclusive sponsor"
Jian Zhao was shocked:? ! !
Captain: Does my name sound good?
Jian Zhao always thought that he and the captain were nothing more than a "dew romance" on the Internet
Until... I found that the jade bracelet given to the captain appeared in the young master's hand.
You...? !
Jian Zhao raised his eyes and met a pair of jet-black eyes, which were filled with dark and turbulent emotions at the moment:
——"Why, you are not satisfied that I am the captain?"
The arrogant and scheming young master from Guangdong who owns money at home, Gong (actually dark and sullen, gradually becomes extremely possessive during the process of unrequited love)
×The Hunan Jia Lai Xiao Tai Yang Shou who is dedicated to making money
I like some live-streaming plots such as horse-falling and straight-up bending.
1V1 between young male and female couples, it's so sweet!
This author is very good at making internet memes, and his writing style is light and funny!
Purpose: Straight men don't "sell rotten things", and straight men don't "sell rotten men"