Li Ai is a very superstitious person.
He believes that everything in the world must be gained and lost, and only with losses can there be gains.
So he always stubbornly maintains a balance——
1.
I'll be paid at the end of the month, so that's good.
Set aside ten yuan to buy a lottery ticket.
If you don't win, you lose.
There are gains and losses today.
2.
If you are cheated when buying apples, they are all rotten and you have lost something.
I spent ten yuan to buy a lottery ticket, but I didn't win. When I walked out from a lottery shop and met a dog for free, I was extorted for 100 yuan and lost a lot. However, when I got into the police station, I had to learn the practical application of two laws and regulations and gained a lot.
There are gains and losses today.
Later, he began to actively apply this law of conservation of gain and loss.
Go to Uncle Wang's house and buy a low-quality, easy-to-break rope to hang yourself.
If you fail to commit suicide, it would be wrong to remain in the world and suffer as a poor man.
This time he decided to play the big game and spent two hundred yuan to buy lottery tickets.
Didn't win, didn't win.
But he went out and was hit by a Rolls Royce.
Get compensation, get something, make a fortune!
With the mentality of "opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared", before fainting, Li Ai tremblingly took out the Liushen Experience Pack from his pocket and sprayed it on his body. It was not until he smelled that the fragrance on his body was as strong as top-grade smoked chicken that he passed out with a smile on his face.
Later, he shamelessly promoted himself and became a professional nanny for the "perpetrator"'s pet snake.
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When we first saw it, the black snake hid inside the skull and spit out the letter.
After a while, the snake was fed by Li Ai until it became a fat ball, and its skull was smoothed by the snake's scales.
When Li Ai released the snake, he also took out the skull and rinsed it.
One night.
Snakes crawled over his body and his skull rested on his pillow.
He had a dream.
In the dream, he was lying among the money, smiling from ear to ear.
A voice rang intermittently in his ear.
"I really want to... Eat... You..."
Li Ai woke up with a start.
Who the hell are you going to eat? ? ?
What kid can't stand him dreaming about getting rich! ! Which! ! !
Intention: freedom and harmony
