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Cheng Yin, a salted fish of the nth generation, whose life creed is: lie down! Lie flat! Or lie down!
Although we live in a high-risk world where the terrifying forbidden zone can be refreshed at any time, there are always people who turn into monsters or people with powers...
But she Cheng Yin—gen! Book! Without! Different! Able! (Spreading hands. Jpg) She just wants to be an inconspicuous social sideline who doesn't work overtime and doesn't get involved.
Until the real horror came to her, for the sake of the dog's life, she screamed in horror: "Help!"
Want to survive? Can!
The price is - inheriting the ancestral 'immoral' curse:
[Daily task: Speak at least three sentences to Bai Erlan, the humanoid self-propelled natural disaster and human weapon.
Unfinished mission: The whole body was electrocuted and he performed a crazy social shake on the spot.
From then on, there was a star-chasing girl in the forbidden world:
"Instructor Bai, are you thirsty now? Do you want to drink water? Do you want to drink tea? Do you want to drink the lemon with my hand?" (Make a fist)
"Captain Bai, do you need to run errands? Do you need to carry your bag? Do you need... Do you need me to shut up?" (Grief)
"Bai Erlan, are you going the same way? Let's... Take a walk? I will never block your path!" (I'm really speechless, I crouch down with my head in my hands)
Bai Erlan, who was regarded by everyone as the "mobile summoner of the forbidden area", looked at Cheng Yin who happened to appear in front of him for an unknown number of times: "If you appear in my field of vision again, you will be the main course of the monster's meal next time."
Bai·Sha Shen·Erlan, who became famous at a young age and reached the peak of his awakening, summoned the forbidden area on the first day. None of his relatives were spared, and they all died fighting in the forbidden area.
The world is trembling and worried that she will blow up the map at any time, but at the same time, they have to rely on the protection of the top superpower in her body.
Therefore, everyone respects her like a god and fears her like a demon.
Until one day, everyone discovered that there was a guy around her who was not afraid of death, and he came to her every day to talk to her.
Everyone: "Look! This person has ulterior motives. He definitely wants to steal power/cause destruction/(cross out) and die!"
Cheng Yin (nodding like a fool): "I do have an ulterior motive... I just want to be a Qinqin to save my life." (Crying to the ground)
Bai Erlan (frowning and scrutinizing): This person has weird powers, a thicker skin, and is quite... Resistant to electricity?
Later, Bai Erlan discovered this person who suddenly appeared in her life——
Not only can it resolve all supernatural powers;
It is also immune to assimilation in forbidden areas;
Even, it can break the so-called bad luck that is entangled with her.
Bai Erlan pinched Xianyu's neck (without using any force): "Who are you?"
Cheng Yin raised his hand with difficulty: "Report to the instructor! Exclusive full-time player, here just for you!"
[Reading instructions]
●Sunny and optimistic talkative salted fish×Beautiful and miserable powerful human murder weapon
●Absolutely immune to encountering lethal weapons in the world, please abide by the law of conservation of energy.
●"I won't necessarily die if I'm close to you, but I will definitely go crazy if I leave you."
——Revised on August 17, 2025·Original name [After being cursed, I became the exclusive tranquilizer of beauty, strength and misery]
[Note] The title of the novel is tentative
Intention: Don't write it yet
