The cold-hearted, evil-minded, super-powerful curator attacks × the talented little confused poor student suffers
Fang Zhiran is a junior majoring in funeral and burial, and has been worrying about the internship company.
He was browsing the Internet boredly, and a job advertisement suddenly caught his eye:
"Songyang City Yuanjin Funeral Home Recruitment Notice:
1. Recruitment positions
2 funeral cremators; 3 funeral attendants; 2 body makeup artists
2. Recruitment requirements
1. Fresh graduates majoring in funeral and burial
2. Be obedient and follow the rules
3. Firmly believe in Marxism and the core values of socialism
4. Flexible mind and good physical strength
5. Those who are courageous and hard-working will be given priority.
3. Salary
The internship period is 1 month, 700/day. After becoming a full-time employee, the starting salary is 40k and the salary is 18k. Meal subsidy, housing subsidy, six insurances and two funds, weekends, paid leave on holidays, birthday benefits are all available, and working hours are flexible and you don't have to work.
4. Attached is the email address and phone number. Your consultation is welcome. "
First of all, this recruitment notice is very sloppy.
Secondly, what kind of magical treatment is this? ! !
Fang Zhiran's eyes were straight, and he didn't bother to study the recruitment requirements carefully. He immediately turned on the computer and submitted his resume.
The interview process went very smoothly, and Fang Zhiran happily joined the job.
However... There seems to be something wrong with this funeral home.
One month after joining the company, Fang Zhiran discovered to his horror that there was no normal person in the company except him.
The usually dull team leader is a thousand-year-old tree, the makeup artist who always wears red is a firefox, and the colleague who is always nagging about wearing sunglasses... Seems to be a fortune teller?
Fang Zhiran seemed to be opened to a new world.
The most mysterious one must be the curator. Fang Zhiran always thought that he was cold and could deduct all his salary if he was not careful.
He tried his best to avoid the curator, so as not to make him angry. Unexpectedly, this gentleman liked to take him with him when he went out.
Show him those bloody scenes and watch him be so frightened that he becomes incoherent.
Then in a cold voice: "If you're scared, you can hug me."
Fang Zhiran immediately hugged his thighs and closed his eyes tightly: "Really, really, really, sir, won't you deduct my salary..."
"..."
It wasn't until one day later that he suddenly realized something was wrong.
He looked through the records of the human resources department and found that there were no employees who came in with him.
Mr. Curator gently raised his lips, pinched the soft earlobe of the person in his arms, and said softly: "The recruitment notice is tailor-made for you."
"Visible only to you."
Fang Zhiran: "..."
Run quickly, you've met an unscrupulous company! !
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