Your Majesty, I Have a Plan! [Wearing Books]

What should I do if my wife doesn't come to bed to sleep? Answer: Send an assassin to kill your wife. My wife doesn't understand love. What should I do with love? Answer: Give your wife a strong dose of medicine:) If you get close to me and your heart beats faster, your face turns red, your energy and blood surge, and you become unbearably hot, that's because you like me. —— Ye Wuyan was extremely arrogant when he first read the book. He didn't even know what it meant to be "a minister close to the emperor, walking on thin ice." Relying on the emperor's blessing, he temporarily occupied the position of a priest and was unparalleled in the limelight. The cat demon is running rampant in Zhaolan City. Corpses are hanging in front of the door, skinned and belly-broken, and heads smashed with giant axes. All kinds of rumors make people panic. Ye Wuyan solved the case by himself. More than a dozen princes refused to move their fiefdoms, causing harm to the country and the people, and their power in the court was deeply entrenched. Ye Wuyan was killed. Introducing women into the court as officials, discussing mutual trade, stabilizing the domestic and foreign political situation, in an attempt to reverse the history of the collapse of Daxuan... Suddenly looking back, Su Xuanyu, the "tyrant" of the day, stood quietly behind him. That night, Ye Wuyan learned the long-buried secret in Su Xuanyu's heart. Ye Wuyan's hands trembled and he spoke indiscriminately, subconsciously wanting to escape from the palace. Su Xuanyu became angry from embarrassment and said fiercely: "You have such a powerful mouth, but you have to cry for me to see your eyes." Within a moment, the priest was knocked unconscious on the couch. ​— Later, Ye Wuyan tried every means to escape from Daxuan, and finally escaped by feigning death. The moment I stepped out of the border, I enjoyed the one-stop service of being knocked unconscious and being transferred to the theater. Later, he was forced to learn inferior shadow puppet lyrics, and even risked being auctioned off. Su Xuanyu came from thousands of miles away to fight. He didn't rest for seven days and changed nine horses. Ye Wuyan, with his face painted red and white, gently pulled the corner of someone's clothes with a cold face: Your Majesty, please spare me... Su Xuanyu stared at him with unclear meaning: Did they bully you? When it came time to perform on stage, where Ye Wuyan couldn't see him, Su Xuanyu was holding a sword and his face was like Shura. And wherever he stepped step by step, it was like ripples in a pool of blood. No one could bully Ye Wuyan alive. ​— Su Xuanyu learned his lesson, the soft-hearted Ye Wuyan couldn't understand the matter of love, while the hard-hearted Ye Wuyan would rather fake death or escape, so he could only figure it out slowly. He picked up a leaf of medicinal herbs. The imperial physician explained: Your Majesty, this medicinal material has the effect of promoting emotions. A small amount can warm the body and benefit the body. It is not toxic. After learning about its efficacy, Su Xuanyu's eyes became deeper and deeper. Su Xuanyu explained: Little Ye Zi, let me teach you what love is. If you feel your heart beating faster, your face turning crimson, your energy and blood surging, and you feeling unbearably hot when you get close to me, that means you like me. Ye Wuyan smelled the new medicine on his clothes, and the new medicine incense was burning in the room. Looking at the bulging medicine bag, his eyes lit up, and he thought thoughtfully: So I like you. ​— Things in the world are unpredictable and chaotic. Su Xuanyu suddenly became gloomy, and one day he became jealous and imprisoned Ye Wuyan in the South Pavilion. By chance, Ye Wuyan opened the secret door of the imperial study. There are countless portraits of Ye Wuyan hidden inside, some modern and some ancient... Most of the recent photos show Ye Wuyan looking stupid while sleeping. There is also a conspicuous wooden box, which contains a broken bionic doll. That face was actually carved according to Ye Wuyan's face, so lifelike... Suddenly, a familiar voice sighed: You still discovered it. Wouldn't it be nice for me to hide it in the South Pavilion? Why should you escape... ​— Shou: Nervous Beauty Knife (slow, cunning, kill them all) (ps: Emotionally slow·Really engaged in career) Attack: fierce face and gentle heart (forced, sinister, both want and want) The fake innocent and really slow priest is attacked by the fake cruel and really gentle emperor 1. The unreasonable things about food, clothing, use and play in the article are all fabrications and historical fictions. Please do not imitate them. 2. Please ignore the fact that you are too trusting in the early stage of the attack. This is foreshadowing. 3. About 300,000 words. The first episode of Crazy Dream (the pace is slightly slower) is more plot-oriented, while the second episode of Crazy Dream is more emotional. —————————————————— —————————————————— CompletedABO "Married?" Oh, my husband just died" Jiang Di [Subject]: Disabled widowed social animal, cute and rebellious mentally ill, beautiful and seductive but unaware of her omega status Shen Yuchen [Attack]: A police officer who takes everything he wants, a duplicitous and unjust killer, an alpha who is paranoid and voyeuristic with an empty heart. [Gong and Shou are both clean, no children, both are married for the first time] Jiang Di: I was often beaten at my ex-husband's house. I had injuries on my arms and legs. Shen Yuchen used a blanket to block his fair skin and reminded him: AO is different. Jiang Di brushed aside her broken hair, revealing the pinkish nape of her neck, with raised scars on it: Officer, you misunderstood. My glands are bad and there is no way I can seduce you. Shen Yuchen's eyes moved slightly, and he squeezed the hand of the blanket slightly to cover the scarred back of his neck. He paused: "It's a fantasy, how could I be seduced by you." Under the dim light, the omega who was afraid of the cold shrank and looked back at him. Shen Yuchen's throat seemed to be stuck and he couldn't make any sound. — Jiang Di was arrested on suspicion of murdering her husband. Shen Yuchen turned the pen in his hand and was reluctant to approve the application for detaining Jiang Di. Jiang Di observed this self-proclaimed impartial police officer and found that he was a "good father" worthy of entrusting his daughter to his daughter. He was rich and powerful, and she kept seeing him all day long. * Jiang Di: Officer, can you share your contact information? Shen Yuchen smiled apologetically: I'm afraid that won't work. Shen Yuchen's fingertips were suspended above the fingerprint lock. Once unlocked, the QR code interface would be revealed. Jiang Di smiled: It doesn't matter. What is left to Shen Yuchen is a figure who is not discouraged or even disappointed. Shen Yuchen:...... The fingerprint of the phone was unlocked, and Shen Yuchen accidentally pressed it, so he had to put his hands behind his back quietly and squeeze them tightly. * Jiang Di asked Shen Yuchen: Mr. Shen, do you want to come to my house for dinner? Shen Yuchen wanted to refuse but returned the greeting, so he restrained himself and replied: It's so late... Jiang Di smiled softly: That's right, sorry to disturb you. Shen Yuchen retracted his legs as he was about to walk towards Jiang Di's house. The smile that was about to bloom on his face and his words of thanks were swallowed in his stomach with frustration. He should have remembered this lesson. * Shen Yuchen's home exploded. Jiang Di hasn't spoken yet. Shen Yuchen politely asked first: Mr. Jiang, can I stay at your house for one night? Jiang Di was surprised, silently buttoned the open button of her shirt near the collar, and said awkwardly: This... Shen Yuchen: It doesn't matter, I don't mind. Mr. Jiang probably doesn't want me to sleep in the stairwell all night, right? Jiang Di: ... Isn't this (bad?) Shen Yuchen succeeded and smiled: You're welcome, thank you. Jiang Di:? Where is Mr. Shen's reserve? — Jiang Di's ex-husband died after drinking medicine. Before his death, he planned to kill his wife to get her bail, but by some strange combination of circumstances, he poisoned himself to death. Somehow, all the people who were related to Jiang Di died unexpectedly one after another. Everyone disagrees with this marriage. The 22-year-old disabled widower and the promising and outstanding police officer who just graduated are not a good match. Shen Yuchen defied all opinions and decided to marry Jiang Di. One day, Shen Yuchen noticed something was wrong with his little wife. After rummaging through the boxes, he held a high-denomination insurance policy in his hand, trembling slightly. The insured is him, and the beneficiary is the wife herself! Shen Yuchen didn't even know when he signed the insurance. When he turned around, he saw his wife looking at him tenderly: Yu Chen, come over for dinner. Three seconds later, Shen Yuchen's eyes changed from disbelief to calmness, and he hugged his wife tightly: OK. What is death? He will become the most ferocious and capable jealous ghost around Jiang Di. For Jiang Di, Shen Yuchen would die completely, willingly, and effortlessly. … In front of the hospital bed, the steady "didi" sound of the monitoring equipment reached my ears. Jiang Di held Shen Yuchen's cold hand tightly, tried hard to suppress the raised corners of her mouth, and cried with joy: Yu Chen, fortunately it's just an allergy. It's just a dish, why are you eating it so quickly? Rush to reincarnate... Shen Yuchen didn't speak. He sniffed his wife's scent like a dog, panting rapidly. — Later, both of them discovered that something was not right with each other. Shen Yuchen is not only a member of the special liaison bureau, but also a top killer S, who is hard to find. Jiang Di is not only an ordinary social animal, but also mentally ill. Jiang Di looked at the medical examination form in her hand sadly and wrote a suicide note. He didn't notice that a tall figure beside him took away the report sheet beside him. Shen Yuchen's expression was unpredictable. Jiang Di panicked, knowing that all her efforts were in vain. He sighed softly and explained calmly: Yu Chen, I didn't mean to lie to you. Since you know that I have terminal lung cancer, don't waste money on saving me. Shen Yuchen gave him a strange look, pointed at the report sheet and asked: Doesn't it say terminal mental illness? Jiang Di said to herself: I must take good care of my daughter... Shen Yuchen suddenly asked him seriously: Di, is she really your daughter? Jiang Di's smile froze on her face, as if frozen. Note: 1. Short sweet article 2. 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