None of Them Are Good Things

"The nonsensical and playful heroine" People say that demons are stubborn and have difficulty ascending, which is quite true. For thousands of years, Qianqiu'er is the only demon who has become an immortal on this continent ruled by humans. But within two or three hundred years of becoming an immortal, he was demoted to the mortal world, and the immortals kept the reasons behind it secret. Before descending to the Immortal Platform, the Medical Fairy hurried over and said that he wanted to make a deal with her: "I had a benefactor before I ascended. You go find his descendants and help him fulfill one of his wishes." "I will ensure that your immortal bones are not damaged and you return to heaven as soon as possible." Qianqiu, here comes the mortal world. Eight hundred years ago, her cultivation was smooth sailing, and she never suffered from emotional pain. However, this time she was practicing to become a Sin Immortal, but her relationship was bumpy. First, let's look for traces of this benefactor's descendants. Unexpectedly, the young Celestial Master, who looked like a wolf cub, first gave her a sword when they met, and after listening to her statement of her purpose, he said: "Help me find my cousin, I want to marry her." It turns out that my cousin is missing. Qianqiuer rubbed the sword wound and thought to himself, it would be good for grandma to come down to earth and be a matchmaker. ​But later. She discovered that the young man who looked cold on the outside was actually a sweetheart inside. He would even use his ice-cold face to accompany her, who was in love with her, and write a one-night love letter to the young master. "So you fell in love with Lu An at first sight?" He wrote, "That is, 'encounter meets, it suits me'..." The sky was dark and the night was far away. The two of them gathered around the table. "Qianqiu, no, you are too straightforward!" The young man blushed and scolded. "But on the night when we, the demon clan, make love, we will have a warm and affectionate relationship!" It's a pity that this young man has a fair face and handsome face, but a dark heart. His calculations and sincerity are always one-inch biased. That night she looked at him with a hint of helplessness, as if she had surrendered: "I really still like you." He intertwined his fingers with hers, a little shy, "I also fell in love with you very early..." But behind the scenes, he recorded: "She kissed me today and I almost vomited. I can't make her sad, but I can't like her either." "She cooked for me today. It's hard to swallow. I can't like her." ... "She was standing in front of the flowers today, and a yellow butterfly landed on the tip of her nose... I can't... Her," she paused, put down her pen, and stood up. After hearing what happened between her and the young master, the solitary corpse king of the underworld sat opposite her, smiled softly, and said with deep eyes: "Kitty cat, do you fall in love with him? - What kind of person is he?" "He doesn't want to have physical contact with me and would make me vomit if kissed." The Corpse King smiled and said nothing. Until one day, he stared at the girl who was crying like rain, touched her lower eyelid with his long fingers, and said in a soft but firm voice, "Do you want to consider me?" But she has had enough. These men are heartless and evil-minded. She is a wild monster who loves and hates openly and does not want to be suspicious. "Then stay with me, little friend!" The handsome male ghost tilted his head and smiled. But this time, she plotted against him. In the boat on a moonlit night, he woke up from his deep sleep and saw a figure swimming forward desperately on the sparkling river. He shouted angrily: "You lied to me, you lied to me again!" She waved her hand and smiled brightly: "Taotao, see you next time!" "Next time we meet, I will peel off your skin! Drink your blood! Cut off all your hands and feet!" Seeing her getting further and further away, he became anxious and shouted at the railing: "Come back!" "Little ancestor, I'm afraid of water, don't leave me!" At the same time, she found that the boy beside her who was watching her many love stories looked at her more and more strangely. On this day, the two of them were seriously injured and fell into a dreamland. The young man's inner feelings, which he had suppressed due to his responsibility, were completely exposed through his other identity. But what puzzles Qianqiu'er is... Why in this illusion, there is the flawless judge from the ninth heaven who personally executed her in the past. "What do you think is underneath the skin of a gentleman like me?" The flower of the high mountains that cannot be broken down in the palace that day, with black eyes, trapped, longing, and unable to control herself... ——Those who seem rational are all going crazy; and those who are crazy all day long are the most decisive ones who cut off their love. —— [Reading Tips] ·The heroine doesn't care much about her image and will burp, fart and spit; ·The female protagonist with multiple male arrows, the female protagonist encounters the stage 1v1 according to the circumstances (in one section, the female chases the male); ·Currently there are: the wolf-skinned puppy boy Celestial Master; the paranoid and blackened flower of the high mountain; the gentle and smiling tiger corpse king; the beauty, strength and misery of self-struggle; the beautiful and innocent peacock; ·There is no situation where the heroine and her cousin compete for men. There are a lot of private facilities, please don't be too particular~ Purpose: The most difficult thing is to achieve it.