
Crazy Criticism of Junior Brother Who Wants to Kill Me
疯批师弟想杀我
by Jiuyin (九引)
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- Ongoing
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- 492k Words
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- Danmei (BL)
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- 3d ago
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Copywriting of this article: [The stubborn and tough-talking Gong x the cruel and ruthless crazy critic] Reunion after a broken mirror | Hatred for the sea and love for heaven | Dog-blooded love flow | Past and present lives 1. Shen Liuchen once passed through the book and became the backdrop for the Dian family's loser to counterattack the male protagonist. As the eldest brother of the top sect, Shen Liuchen naturally chose to eat flowers, drink wine, show off and fish in the sect. After going down the mountain to experience it, he felt that God was treating him well. After returning to the sect, Shen Liuchen saw his master's new second disciple, and the sky fell. Wait a moment! How come this demon sect prince who was stained with blood in the original novel is now undercover and becomes his second junior brother? At the same time, a dull mechanical voice sounded in his spiritual platform: [Ding, the "Devil-Slaying System" after eighteen years is reported to sir! [The magic cultivator has been detected, and the opponent's hostility is 100%] Shen Liuchen felt frightened and asked the system tremblingly: "The task target you are talking about is probably not my second junior brother Crazy Batch." "Am I not the original background panel!!!" 2. The new junior brother is really evil-minded, so he comes to show his courtesy whenever he has nothing to do. Ling Hanyan: "Senior brother, I will give you medicine." "It's a small injury, it'll be fine in a while, no medicine is needed." Shen Liuchen was afraid that he would poison himself. Ling Hanyan: "Senior brother, I will make your bed." "It's okay, it's okay, I'll do it myself." Shen Liuchen was afraid that he would poison him. Ling Hanyan: "Senior brother, I'll give it to you..." Enough! Shen Liuchen was really scared and went crazy in his heart: Your Highness, if you want my life, just say so. Not only that, everyone in the family spoke highly of the devil and loved him very much. Shen Liuchen felt that it was over, his home had been robbed. The house leaked and it rained all night. Before Shen Liuchen could find out the other party's true intention, a murder occurred within the sect, killing three handyman disciples. And all the clues happen to point to the demon cultivator. Shen Liuchen almost turned over the original book in his mind: What? System! This paragraph is obviously not in the book! Help, help, Junior Brother Crazy Batch looks like he really wants to kill me. So the ruined Shen Liuchen was forced to become serious. On the way to find out the truth, he found that he seemed to have really fallen in love with the big devil. The top succubus can't be defeated despite all his efforts. After Shen Liuchen really fell in love with this junior brother, he kissed and slept with him, but the other party ate him up and ran away. The poor senior brother was like an abandoned loyal dog. He hid in the quilt with tears in his eyes and swore to himself: You are a demon cultivator who always abandons you. If I like you again, I will be a dog! 3. Many years later, Shen Liuchen went down the mountain to practice, and accidentally fell into the trap of a thief and was sent to an auction. When he opened his eyes again, he found that the person who photographed him was none other than the missing Ling Hanyan. Ling Hanyan pinched his chin and chuckled, "Is it wronging you to be my furnace?" God doesn't know whether he treats him lightly or not, but Chen Liuchen feels that his junior brother's chest is quite thick, and this dog just does it, woof woof woof. 4. Ling Hanyan never believed in fate. As the prince of the Demon Sect, there was always only what he didn't want and nothing he couldn't get. Since he was stabbed through the heart by Shen Liuchen's sword in his previous life, he accidentally knew that he was pregnant with a child. From that moment on, he was determined to use this child to take revenge on Shen Liuchen. How could I get rid of such a good bargaining chip by myself? Naturally, his other father, Shen Liuchen, should get rid of him personally. When Shen Liuchen recovered his past life memories, he caressed the waist and abdomen of his lover, hesitating in his heart and not knowing what to do. At this moment, he heard Ling Hanyan say: "Kill the evil child in my belly and sit firmly as the leader of your family. It's a good deal, isn't it." Food guide: 1. In theory, it is an old enemy that brings together life love flow, wallpaper love, amnesia, twin lives, and love and death, but it may not be able to write a pure bloody story. 2. The group portrait of Wei Wei Wei can be said to be almost nothing. There is an upgrade line for cultivating immortals, and a little bit of intrigue is added. 3. This article is a piece of brutal abuse, which abuses the body and mind, both offensively and emotionally. 4. It's not the attack that gives birth to a child, it's the receiving that gives birth. Although his early attack is relatively weak, he does attack. He teases everyone indiscriminately, he is very powerful in combat, but he plays a lot of tricks. Attack clean and suffer foul, attack iron-blooded 1, suffer because the previous model was 1, so the front is unclean. Later, I drank Chinese medicine to adjust my condition to 0 (bushi). It was not a double star feeling. I had a child because of the exercises. 5. I have been pregnant for a long time (I am pregnant with Nezha). If a person who cultivates immortality is pregnant for a long time, his cultivation level is too high. 6. These two people have done a lot of poking each other's guts, so they are not absolutely good people. When they hate, they really hate each other, and when they love, they also really love. 7. The character's behavior does not represent the author's views! ---Gudan pre-released the copy of "Destined to Make Mistakes with the Master" --- [Master Qing Leng's attack and his paranoid disciple's support] When Ling Xuan was brought back to the sect by his master, he was still an unweaned baby. The master taught him to read, took him to practice swordsmanship, indulged him unconditionally, and gave him the best of everything. And he often said to his master, "I will not form a Taoist partner. I will never leave Yuqing Peak. I want to be by your master's side." Later this sentence became, "Master, you have taught me and given me so many things, why can't you give me your heart too!" He was crazy and immersed in this unrequited love alone, "I don't want others to take your eyes away, I want you to be mine forever!". So he wanted to use a child to get the eternal gaze of the Master. And Yun Yi couldn't figure out why the most obedient, dazzling, and talented disciple he raised with his own hands insisted on climbing into his bed. That year, in the inner hall of Yuqing Palace, beside the bed of Huayang Immortal, Ling Xuan climbed down in disheveled clothes, and his beloved disciple knelt on the cold floor, "Master, I like you, please..." The apprentice bullied his master with strong methods. In addition to the cold snowflakes, he was answered with a loud slap in the face. "Stop saying those crazy things of yours!" Ling Xuan knew that he could not get his master's love, no matter what, he would never get it. In this case, let's leave more hatred behind. It was with this in mind that he climbed onto Master's bed. Yu Qingfeng's senior brother was expelled from his sect because of the following crimes, defected to the Demon Realm, and became the feared Demon Lord of Beiyin. The world thought that Ling Xuan's self-destruction was a dead end with no solution. But he knew in his heart that only if he became a demon cultivator would his master be willing to look at him again. Many years later, Ling Xuan was locked in the prison of Jiuxiao Linglong Tower by his master. Just like before, he humbly prayed to his master to open his eyes and see the pain on his body and their child. But Yun Yi didn't want to and didn't dare to look. He had killed many people and done many wrong things in his life. Among them, the one that made him regret and blame him the most was that he taught a disciple like Ling Xuan. He often sat alone, recalling in his mind every detail of Ling Xuan's growth, which step it was, when it was, and what he did wrong to make his beloved disciple have such thoughts. Sure enough, he is not a qualified master. ----Pre-collection of the copywriting of Huandan's "As soon as we landed ashore, we went into the sea again"--- [The beautiful and powerful shark (amnesia version) and the dragon who is a little thoughtful but not too much] Ning tide is a mermaid from the deep sea. He has been sleeping for many years, but when he opens his eyes, he finds that he has entered a strange world. Fortunately, he landed ashore, and his charming racial advantage as a shark is still there. Unfortunately, he lost his memory. Alone in a foreign world, he was walking lonely on the streets of Haichang City. The roadside billboard read that Ocean Kingdom held shark performances every week. Desperate, Ning tide decided to go to sea. Two weeks later, he registered a social media account and gave it a generous name: @shoreplease support me. Some enthusiastic netizens commented to him: There are new men on the Internet! Your tail is so beautiful. Where did you buy it? Ning tide: Private customization, there is a price but no market. Netizen: Please give me some colored contact lenses for my baby. The blue ones are so beautiful. Ning tide: It's a yearly purchase, not recommended. Netizen: Male Bodhisattva, why can you open your eyes while diving and eat in the water at the same time? Ning tide: You've been in the water for a long time, you can do it too. Netizens only thought he was cold and funny, but they didn't know that he told the truth and was an honest and honest man. It wasn't until three months later that a typhoon hit Haichang, with violent storms and heavy rain. A stranger with a dragon horn on his head knocked on his door in embarrassment. When he came up, he said: Wife, I finally found you, please breed children with me! What the hell, Ning tide slammed the door, but unexpectedly, the strange man fainted directly in his arms, with his shark beads hanging around his neck. Ning tide felt that the sky was falling. Did she really sleep with a dragon before she lost her memory? What's even more troublesome is that the first thing the uninvited guest said when she woke up was, "Honey, I'm pregnant with your child. You won't abandon me all the time." Ning tide couldn't hold herself any longer, her hand holding the towel was shaking, her mind was racing as she thought, who is this person in front of her? Later, uninvited guests became regular guests at home. As usual, Ning tide performed at the aquarium during the day and went home to live broadcast at night. However, a new ID appeared on the list: @. Ning tide is obsessed with gaining fans and making money, gaining the power of faith through the love of mortals, and strives to return to the deep sea and the tribe as soon as possible. He secretly vowed that men engaged in career must not indulge in love. But this time Ning tide met his opponent, and a species more charming than him appeared. Ying Qi approached the shark with a mission, and he was extremely disgusted at first. How could he, a majestic dragon clan, be so humble and cowardly as to breed with a filthy half-human, half-demon race? He endured his nausea and tried his best to seduce Ning tide. As the saying goes, good things come hard, and he worked hard every day, and finally got the right to touch it every night. He touched the sea monster and sighed sincerely. Ning tide was actually pretty good-looking, and he wouldn't suffer any loss if he slept with her. After the task of eating and drinking was completed, Ying Qi wanted to run away secretly, but before he could step out of the door, Ning tide hugged his waist, "Want to run away?" The abominable sea monster put it behind his ear and said: "It is very dangerous for dragons in the descaling stage to be alone outside. Let me help you." Ying Qi thought: It's over, now it's a big deal. Food guide: 1. A sweet pet with amnesia may give birth to eggs. Everything may change before the story is published. 2. Two lovers, attacking each other, two love brains, loving each other fiercely. 3. In the later stage, the emotional positions of the two parties are reversed: the helpless dragon (running with the ball version) x the ferocious and vicious shark (memory recovery version) ——Pre-release of "Hospitable Hell Welcomes You" from Huandan—— [Black belly green tea attack × violent and poisonous tongue attack] Before entering the industry, Wen Cun used to study expression management in front of the mirror day and night in the company's dance studio, determined to squeeze in and out of the Taoist position and become an outstanding singer and dancer in a boy band. After ten years in the industry, he sang songs, appeared in variety shows, and filmed movies. He successfully transformed and became a new top star. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. He had just enjoyed less than three years of popularity when he got into a car accident on the way to an offline event and lost his temper. Wen Cun died and became a ghost. He thought he could go to Naihe Bridge to drink Meng Po Soup and be reincarnated after following the process. Finally, when I went to the mirror, I saw that I was a queen. Crime 1: Not actively doing business, deceiving fans, immorality +1 Crime two: Falling in love during the idol era, violating the professional ethics of the world, immorality +2 Crime Three: Teammate who plays a trumpet, ostomy industry, immorality +999 Wen Cun shivered and tugged on the seducer's sleeves, coughing up snot and tears: "No, sir, I don't want to go to tongue-pulling hell." The envoy was also in a dilemma. This kid was so courageous. If he scolded anyone, he would have to scold Master He. How did Wen Cun know that his former teammate and predecessor was a ghost judge in the underworld, so he said why is that kid so shady in normal times? It turns out he is a native of the underworld. Just when Wen Cun thought he was going to hell, he glanced at the recruitment flyer handed out by Yin Chai next to him. The King of Hell has promulgated a new policy. The underworld will recently engage in cultural industry and shoot cultural and tourism promotional short dramas to keep up with the trends in the world. Wen Cun immediately seized the opportunity. He is a professional counterpart and has top-notch acting skills. There is no one more suitable than him, and he doesn't even have to hold on to the short drama! Wen Cun: My family, I have also found an iron rice bowl and become an intern in the underworld. Promotional slogan: So close, so beautiful, go to Naihe Qiaobei on weekends, the hospitable underworld welcomes you, the wind that misses you blows to the Forgotten River~ He Xu came to the underworld to be an idol because he was sent by the Lord of Hell to inspect the industry. He never expected that he would fall in love with his former teammate. There were rumors in the industry that he and Wen Cun were sworn enemies, but now the other party died unexpectedly. Okay, this is a great death. He Xu pretends to cry at the grave every week, but in fact he uses the Taixu Mirror to look at his raped ex. Wen Cun was conducting a live broadcast in the underworld, and He Xu gave gifts and ranked first on the list, forcing the new intern to work overtime every day. In the end, Wen Cun couldn't bear it anymore. This damned person from the underworld was torturing him every day with such cruel methods! So he turned into a black cat and returned to the earth. He lay on the bedside of He Xu in the middle of the night and said viciously: "A VIP has come to the underworld. The King of Hell asked you to go back and work overtime. Now your body belongs to me. Hurry up and I will return to my soul." As a result, He Xu grabbed Maomao by the back of his neck and stuffed him into his quilt. "This is the human world, stop telling your hellish jokes." Intention: To defy fate and change one's destiny, to reunite after a broken mirror






Yu Xiuhua's poem here is really a stroke of genius. I read it again today, and I really feel that falling in love is not easy, and staying together is even harder. The teacher's writing style is gentle and delicate, it's really amazing [please] [please] [please] [please]