Mental state is not normal + there are many old jokes + slow updating + a little crazy article
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When I wake up, I find that the situation is completely different. Some people reach the sky in one step and everything goes smoothly, while others have nothing to do but the sky collapses.
It seems like life is all over.
But for God, it is just a matter of changing the fish from one fish tank to another.
For fish, it could never be the same again.
Therefore, as a human being, you must first learn how to find ways to shout so that your God can hear you.
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There is no worship, so the meaning of being a god is almost lost.
I took advantage of the information gap and started doing "consulting" work.
It is to charge a high price to someone who is destined to be helped by the gods when he encounters difficulties, telling him that the rest of the matter has been taken care of and waiting for good news.
I can take advantage of people's danger and make a fortune without my own efforts to solve it.
Beautiful.
But there are unforeseen circumstances, and God has misfortunes and blessings.
I was reported by a little village god with a meager income.
Who allowed takeout in the world? No one will serve you with incense. Even pre-made dishes can only be cooked in a microwave oven.
You are nervous, but you can't rely on me.
I just asked for gas money for a year from a small restaurant that had just opened, and this stingy little kitchen god got into trouble.
They kept saying that I was not good enough, and they exaggeratedly said that this small fly shop would definitely close down because I couldn't run it and there was no gas in the pot.
How can it be!
Restaurants in Shu don't just offer cooking. If you want hot pot gas, I think it's the Kitchen God who wants to bring bad luck to me.
By the way, I am the little bad luck fairy who specializes in bringing bad luck to people.
Purpose: I am my own most loyal believer.