Is Mary Sue Perfect? ​​I'm Pretending

As we all know, the prince of the Elf Kingdom wants to marry the princess selected by the gods of Mary Sue Kingdom. But as the only dark-skinned, rebellious, earring-wearing, alternative prince in the Elf Kingdom who doesn't like flowers and plants, Yan Bei disdains marriage at all. It is said that Princess Marysu, who can be chosen by the gods, is noble and elegant. She only eats a little petals and dew every day. Her hair and eyes must be colorful gem colors. When she is happy, the sky will scatter petals, and when she cries, she will shed pearls... Yan Bei: ... Are you sure this is a normal person? Under the expectation of the people, Yanbei was forced to receive Princess Su Bi from the Mary Su Kingdom. He originally wanted to anger her and break off the engagement. But unexpectedly, when the welcoming banquet was held, Yan Bei specially prepared kuding petals for Su Bi to watch the show. But the princess smiled and suddenly shouted: "Time is paused!" Then he gave him the middle finger. Yan Bei:? Time actually stood still, and everyone was frozen in place. Only Su Bi took this time to clear away the food on the table, then wiped his mouth and sat back elegantly. Time began to flow, and Su Bi only pretended to take a bite of the petals before gently refusing: "Thank you, I'm full." Everyone burst into tears: Perfect, so perfect. Compared with the princess, His Highness the Prince is so petty! Yan Bei witnessed everything that happened but was unable to act:...? Under the sun, Su Bi's colorful hair is extremely beautiful Yan Bei teased and lifted a strand of Su Wei's hair, deliberately teasing him and wanting to kiss it. ——Time suddenly paused Su Bi pulled out his hair and exclaimed: "Ah, my newly dyed hair has just been touched and the color has faded! Help!" I quickly took out the hair dye and dyed my entire hair seven more colors. Time began to flow again. Yan Bei looked stiffly at the newly dyed hair, but couldn't kiss him anymore... Everyone murmured: The reluctance on the prince's face could be seen. It was so rude. Compared with it, the princess' etiquette was so perfect. Yan Bei:? The people all think that the prince hates the princess and embarrasses her at every turn. Until someone saw the prince sending flowers and proposing to the princess affectionately: "I already know your secret, but I don't care." Su Bi was shocked: "What?! Do you already know that I secretly scolded you behind your back?" Yan Bei: ... I know. Su Bi was shocked: "What? Then you also know that I will secretly touch your abdominal muscles when I stop!" Yan Bei:? Su Bi was shocked: "What? Then you also know that I am actually a man. You are so scary!" Yan Bei:? ? ? Wait a minute? Would you like to wait a moment? ! ! * Su Bi traveled back to the Mary Sue novel he wrote before Princess Mary Sue in the book is perfect and married to the most perfect prince But as the author, Su Bi was forced to play the role of Princess Mary Sue because he triggered the resentment of Princess Mary Sue. Su Bi looked at the black hair and black eyes in the mirror, with no trace of princess characteristics at all, and fell into silence. First of all, is he a man? ! Secondly, he doesn't have the aura of Mary Sue! In order to complete the plot, Su Bi could only use various tricks to successfully disguise herself as a noble and dignified Princess Mary Sue. It's just that when he gets close to the villain in the book, the Black Prince, he is forced to drop his vest every time, making him completely defenseless. Su Bi clicked his tongue and commented: Is this person a natural born bad guy? But why is the way this bad guy looks at him getting weirder and weirder? And why are there more things at his door every day, such as chicken legs, hair dryers, hair dye... And even breast pads? ? Things to note: 1. It is not a traditional Western fantasy novel, but a hodgepodge of Mary Sue characters, sand sculptures and novels. 2. There are elements such as Mary Sues, men dressing up as women, etc. If you write it casually, be careful when entering it! Purpose: Fight in the face of fate and fight against evil forces to the end