
Cats Are the Pet of the Villains
猫猫才是反派团宠
by Give Me a Dozen Bones (骨头来一打)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 506k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Jianghuang is an authentic orange cat with an upright temperament and delicate appearance. His hobbies are eating cat food from roommates and being lazy at school. He thought that such good days would last forever, but he found out; Many weirdos suddenly appeared around him, using him as a stepping stone and trying to bully him. The foolish and wise daughter of the family sneered at him in public at the banquet: "You are just a trash guy. You dare to seduce my fiancé because you are so poor?" Jiang Huang; "What are you talking about like a psycho? Who else is your fiancé?" The aloof designer who returned from studying abroad looked down upon him at the airport: "You are just my substitute. Look at your pitiful appearance, he doesn't like you at all." Jiang Huang turned around and said to the other end of the phone, "Did you hear that? Everyone can tell that I don't like you at all. There's another thing. He talks so unpleasantly. I don't like him. I've picked up the call for you. When can I leave? By the way, remember to call me your salary." The upright Maomao was attacking people online, but Jiang Huang didn't know until later that those crazy self-proclaimed raiders were just NPCs in their scripts, and their targets were the people around Jiang Huang. The boy's mother has a mole on the tail and his roommate is a necromancer behind his back; his neighbor who is cunning and cheerful and has a very good character is a darknet killer; his cowardly and introverted roommate who likes small cakes is actually the school bully. Dumbfounded Jiang Huang: "So I am the only one who is ignorant and ignorant on the surface, but I am the ignorant and ignorant Daju behind my back?" The attackers come from all over the world, and their purpose is to attack the group of terrorists around Jiang Huang. But as the strategy mission progressed, an inevitable problem posed before us. They all seem to like the cat named Ginger! The proud and arrogant young master from an aristocratic family is trying his best to support him; the sharp and violent boy with wolf ears is pretending to be weak to get close to him; the lonely and cold-blooded long-haired wizard is taking good care of him. "They regard you as a treasure and would like to devour you." The raiders warned. Jiang Huang, who was shocked by his three views: "Hey!" The following is the Raider's perspective; You are a raider, you come here with ulterior motives, and you do whatever it takes to achieve your goals. Mission 1: Attack Lu Chen, the former mentor of the wizarding world and the first chief of the undead world. According to legend, this chief has an indifferent personality and does not allow strangers to enter. He is not interested in anything except his own research. Remember, you cannot enter his laboratory casually, otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences. After mastering the first-hand information, Raider A transformed into a highly educated junior in the wizarding world and visited Lu Chen as a fangirl. After struggling to pass the test, he finally entered the family's house. Just as the two were chatting happily on professional topics, and even wanted to "become a close friend", a meow came from Lu Chen's laboratory, which was in Raider A's database and was forbidden to strangers. Raider A walked over and took a look. He saw an orange cat nestling in a large beaker on the test bench. Strands of cat hair fell on the obsidian table worth a thousand gold. On top of those precious experimental materials that were rarely seen on the market, there was a bag of polished rice, which was tattooed with bronzing magic; "Cat rice." The orange cat was still meowing, with that cute and lazy look that shocked Raider A for a hundred years. We agreed not to let strangers in, but what about my highly mysophobic nature? ! Co-authoring is considered unclean to cats, right? Attacker A, the attack failed! ! Mission 2: Attack Si Lan, the former wealthy young master who is now the irritable school boy. According to records, this young master has a distinguished family and a complicated life experience. His many years of aristocratic education have developed his picky and willful character. Remember, he hates fools, especially fools who are obedient to his family members. Oh, picky and grumpy young master, I understand this! The incarnation of Raider B, a stubborn girl from a poor family, became Si Lan's deskmate as a transfer student. She quarreled with him on a daily basis, which led to conflicts. In the end, she had to help him sort out the club documents and pay off the debt. Just when she thought the relationship between the two was flourishing, she accidentally discovered that when she was sent away by Si Lan, Si Lan did not hide and observe her silently as she thought, but carried a dozen small cakes and ran to an empty classroom to give tutoring! ! "I don't know how to do this." The orange cat swung his tail and said to the person next to him. His idiot look did not attract disdainful eye rolls or sarcasm, but a doting smile. "If you don't understand, I'm going to teach you. Be good, let's not be in a hurry, let's eat the cake first." What about the misanthropy that we talked about! ! You are willing to talk to me just to make time to date him, right? ! Raider B, standing at the door of the empty classroom, shouted like a defeated dog, and then... Mission failed..... Task three, task four... All failed. This article is also known as "Only cats know nothing" and "On the hidden dangerous elements around me" Reading guide: There is no absolute villain in this article. The core melody is about cats and cats attacking people every day. As a daily novel, it involves strange elements such as the real and fake daughter's murder case, campus battle royale, cat idols, etc. This is all normal, right? Ginger can turn into a human being, a cat that can change shape, but always show its tail and ears because he thinks it's cool. As for the love line, this article focuses on the main points. The main theme is the first one above. The text on the character card is Song Yu. As for other characters, there will be exclusive if lines after the completion. If you want to see it, you can leave a message. Stylish Jane always thought that she was just a poor orphan beta, but she didn't expect that she would also play the role of cannon fodder. The following is the copy of "When a grumpy beta discovers he is a cannon fodder" that I am currently writing. If you like it, you can take a look~ Stylish Jane always thought that she was just a poor orphan beta, but she didn't expect that she would also play the role of cannon fodder. Fashion Jane: "So, you said that your husband and my dead husband are getting involved." The original source of the rumor: "Yes." Stylish Jane (touching her chin): "Then you don't want to get together with me to take revenge on them." "No." "Oh, that lady..." "I'm going to kidnap you Shen Jiang and have your dead husband chase your wife into the crematorium. Then I'll take advantage of it and chase my husband back." Fashion Jane (eyes wide open): "No, are you so crazy about love? I didn't cheat, I was just a cuckold! Do I want to die too?" Original text Shou (silently taking out the knife): "Another inch." Stylish Jane is an unknown beta. Both of her parents passed away and she spent her early days at her fiancé's house. In the original article, Fashion Jane was extremely money-worshiping in her early years. She used a deed left by her parents in her early years to eat and drink at her fiancé Leng Yan's house. She even wanted to participate in the Leng family's business. She used sweet talk to lure Leng Yan's younger brother in an attempt to profit from it. "From today on, you are going to stay in my house, and you are not allowed to enter this place again." One rainy night, Leng Yan stood in the living room and gave the final notice to a drunk Laozi, and tore the deed to pieces in front of him. Due to differences in physiological hormones, beta is not as cold-blooded and decisive as alpha, nor is it as kind and gentle as omega. Fashion Jane was just an ordinary beta, so when faced with the eviction of his fiancé, he just rubbed his eyes, looked at him with deer-like eyes, and then walked back to his bedroom to pack his things without saying a word. He has very few things, two or three sets of clothes, a mobile phone, and a bottle of facial cleanser that costs 25 yuan. The total is not enough to fill a twelve-inch suitcase. He turned around and left, leaving Leng Leng's ex-fiancé Leng Yan standing there. Leng Yan originally thought that her beta fiancé, who had no abilities, would find the right opportunity to run back in a few days. After all, he had no abilities... "Then go set up a stall!" At the entrance of the university, a beta stood in front of the tin booth he had set up. He was dressed simply, but his smile was full of energy, like a bird that had escaped from its cage and returned to the green forest. "It's better to make the decision yourself than to ask others to ask for divination. It's better to start from scratch than to ask others to cry for help. I'm free today, young master. I'm opening a big business! Don't miss it if you pass by!" Fashionable Jane, who thought she had escaped the disaster, was smiling like a flower. Great, it's such a joy to run out without the cuckold on your head! What's wrong with Mr. Ba, I'm not happy to live with you! Md, a bunch of lunatics, I can't wait for you anymore. The following is a group portrait perspective. Fashion Jane: "I am a cannon fodder in the original text, and I am about to be kicked out of the house!!! I have already seen my dead husband walking towards me with a livid face. In order to prevent my dead husband from wiping me out, I must find a way to survive and support myself outside!!" Leng Yan: "I am an indifferent boss. My beta has not differentiated for a long time. I am about to be suffocated to death. In order to prevent my little cutie from feeling inferior, I must pretend to be fine." Yuan Wen Shou: "I am the reborn Yuan Wen Shou. For my happiness, I must recover my old friend. The first step is to break up the marriage between Leng Yan and that useless beta! Judging from the results, I am almost successful!!" Original text attack: "I am a friend of Fashion Jane. I heard that he had a quarrel with Leng Yan. When I was going to visit his apartment, I saw a wretched handsome guy knocking on Fashion Jane's door. At that moment, I knew that the man must be a gangster. For Fashion Jane's safety, I had to pretend to be fine and find an opportunity to kill the gangster!!" Leng Le (Leng Yan's younger brother): "I am Leng Yan's younger brother. I don't know anything. After I saw my brother and Fashion Jane quarreling, I realized that my opportunity had come. I ran to Brother Shi's apartment and knocked on the door!! I'm sorry, brother, I also like Brother Shi very much!!" The following is the perspective of the attack after taking his wife home: Leng Yan has been in a bad mood recently. His beta has been an adult for three years, so he should have differentiated into an omega. According to the law, as long as the child is not completely differentiated, he or she is still considered a minor, even if he or she has reached adulthood. If the summons could be synthesized, Leng Yan would have almost agreed to Sanxingdui's sentence in the past three years. Others: "Is there a possibility that your beta is beta?" Leng Yan: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. I have raised my little cutie since she was a child. I have observed it. She is smaller than Bata and more delicate than omega. She can feed herself in the recycling bin with snacks and shopping receipts in a month. How can it be possible that this little cutie in the recycling bin is a beta." Young Master Leng, who had a very high filter for someone in his family, thought about it all night and finally came to a conclusion. There is a possibility that Fashion Jane has actually differentiated, but his pheromones are boiled water-flavored. Others (silently wiping sweat): "Then think about the characteristics of that person in your family?" Leng Yan (touching his chin): "As long as you touch your waist, you will cry. Does that count?" Others: "What about the others..." Leng Yan: "Well, his slap on the face is quite painful." "Is there anything else you want to say?" "I think he loves me, otherwise why would he only hit me and not you?" Reading tips: 1. As far as the real situation is concerned, Ah Jian was not cuckolded. The original person was a psychopath who was reborn. 2. This is a very simple story of a sweet wife running away, then her husband chasing her, and then making a fuss. Intention: Always have good intentions
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