
Crazy Batch Guide, He Has a Crush on Me
疯批向导他暗恋我
by Soraomi (空臣)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 375k Words
- Chapters
- 114
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Next door, "100 Days After Becoming a God of Creation" is being serialized. The copy is below. ----------Original copy--------- [The delicate and crazy beautiful guide fucks the beautiful and strong miserable male mother's sentry] * After returning from the restricted area, everything around Gong Chen went wrong. Things in the house moved automatically, a bunch of garbled codes appeared on the computer for no reason, the stray cats passing by became furious when they saw him, and the children next door gave him nightmares just by looking at him. His ability rating dropped from S to D, and the young general in the past has now become a pawn that can be seen everywhere. When he entered the penalty area again, his teammates disliked him in every possible way, until Gong Chen crushed the monster's head with his bare hands. Teammate 1:…… Teammate 2:…… Teammate 3: Boss! Please take me! * A kidnapper kidnapped Yu Mingzhuo, an S-class guide. Gong Chen quickly eliminated the kidnapper, and then watched helplessly as the handsome man who was being held hostage picked up a steel bar and beat the kidnapper until he cried for his father and mother. Gong Chen turned his head silently. After Yu Mingzhuo finished beating the man, he approached Gong Chen and said, "Hey, you saved me, and I will pledge my life to you." Gong Chen: "..." Gong Chen: "I have a girlfriend." Yu Mingzhuo: "It's okay, you can still have a boyfriend." Gong Chen:? ? ? * One year after returning from the restricted area, Gong Chen's life gradually improved. The boss who hated him was transferred to the restricted area because he was not serious about his work; the mad man who harassed him was beaten up by a mysterious man and lay in the hospital; on his birthday, there was an exquisite little cake on the desk. Gong Chen learned that the cake was sent by Yu Mingzhuo, so he informed his girlfriend and prepared to go and thank him. Girlfriend: ... Baby, I think he may be inconvenient for the time being... Gong Chen didn't see the new news and knocked on Yu Mingzhuo's door with gratitude. Yu Mingzhuo was carrying a person and beating him violently. Gong Chen took a closer look and saw that the person was the kid who cheated him in the penalty area a few days ago. Hearing that someone had come in, Yu Mingzhuo let go of his hand and looked at Gong Chen with a smile: "Baby, didn't I tell you that I'm inconvenient now?" Gong Chen:! ! ! * Food guide: 1. Non-Baidu Encyclopedia whistle direction setting; 2. The United States attacks by force; 3. "Girlfriend" means attack ----------Pre-receipt copywriting-------------- [The beautiful goddess with big nerve and elm head is attacked by the little angel in the early stage and the loyal dog of the black angel in the later stage] Main line copy: Linshu is the most troublesome crane end since the founding of Chuangshi University. The magical vegetable dog, whose identity is unknown, his experience is a mystery, and his whole body is full of bugs. A hundred years ago, the mentor picked up Linshu from a ghost place called the "Forbidden Territory". There is a well-known restricted area of life, with no grass growing and no life at all. He was the only one who was alive and kicking in the forbidden area, jumping up and down. The instructor said he was extremely talented. Linshu felt that maybe his life was too tough. Putting aside the forbidden area in advance, graduation was imminent, and Linshu had to work on his graduation project. Until one day, as soon as he came out of the new world he created, he was handcuffed. Linshu: "?" Guard: "We were attacked in the forbidden area. The attacker looks exactly like you. Please come with us." Linshu: "What?!!!!" Subline copywriting: The famous "crane tail" of Chuangshi University is Linshu, and his final works are appalling. In the new world created by others, the sun and moon alternate, and the four seasons are distinct. In his new world, the weather is random, the climate is violent, and the creatures can't survive more than three episodes. In order to save Bishe, Linshu made a little angel. The little angel couldn't speak, and his head was empty. He was a beautiful little thing, but he recognized him and followed him like a furry little tail. Linshu accepted it and became both father and mother. Linshu taught the little envoy to speak, and the little envoy knocked Linshu's finger with his teeth. Linshu taught the little god to drink, and the little god's eyes sparkled at the milk on the side. Linshu dressed the little angel in furry clothes, but the little angel rejected his aesthetics and dressed himself up as Hei Wuchang. Linshu: "..." Linshu: "Okay, it's quite cute." The world created slowly becomes normal and becomes better and better. The longer the little angel grows, the better he becomes, but the older he gets, the more attached he becomes to him, and the way he looks at him becomes more and more strange. Until one day, a fatal failure occurred in the new world. Linshu failed to freeze time when he left, so when he entered the new world again, a hundred years had passed. The originally harmonious and beautiful world became filled with dark clouds, and the originally tall temple was burned to ruins by a fire. The little angel who was originally shorter than him was already a head taller than him. The angel's smile was sweet and lingering: "My God, I have been waiting for you for a long time." Linshu: "..." Linshu: "Who are you? Please return my cute little headless angel to me, thank you." Intention: Never give up, survive in desperate situations


