
Playing House on the Deathbed [Cyber]
临终过家家[赛博]
by Cosmic Affirmative (宇宙人肯定派)
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On the routine physical examination day, the prosthetic doctor told Li Shuang the news of a complete baby—— She is going to die. Doctor: Don't panic! As long as you survive the brain transplant surgery, you will mechanically ascend! Li Shuang: I can't handle it. Doctor: I will give a speech at your funeral Li Shuang:...... The chief bounty hunter Li Shuang, who was laughed at by fate, decided to lie down on the spot, forget about this bad thing for now, and enjoy the rest of his life. Li Shuang: That's right! I've never been in love before, so I'll grab a young man and come back first! Just like that, Cheng Li, a stranger with no money, no identity, and no right eye, was forcibly taken home by her. Li Shuang, who smiled like a villain, patted Cheng Li on the shoulder and said: "From today onwards, you will fall in love with me, the kind that you can die for me!" If you refuse, you will die. If you dare to run away, you will die. Reluctantly, you will still die. What Cheng Li, who is cowardly and short-minded, thinks in his heart is: Whoever wants to die for you will live for another five hundred years! What he said was: "I will give all my love to Miss Li Shuang. When Miss Li Shuang asks me to go east, I will never go west. When Miss Li Shuang asks me to die, I will never hesitate. Every move I make will take Miss Li Shuang's mood first!" Li Shuang: Good. The two people with very different personalities began a thrilling cohabitation, and their relationship changed from a chasing hunter and a fleeing prey, to ordinary friends who can have a good conversation, to a time when they went through life and death together, and gave disgraced middle fingers to alien fascists. The good times did not last long. The all-powerful Li Shuang overturned. With all her strength and money gone, she became a wanted criminal in the city and was forced to hide in the slums. Li Shuangxin said that he would not live long anyway, and waved to Cheng Li: "Let's go. You are a friend I bought with money. It's natural for me to leave. I won't be resentful or sad. You don't have to pay back the advance salary. I'll give you a phone number. When I'm arrested, you can call her and tell her you are my friend. She will give you the money and send you back to your hometown for me." Cheng Li, who was squatting on the ground cooking noodles with his back to her, was silent for a moment and asked calmly: "So do you still want to eat noodles?" "... Eat." The hottie who is willing to die calmly × the funny man who is crazy about love ———————— The copy was written on February 27, 2025 and has been screenshotted Reading Guide 1. Unshakable will be updated at 6pm (I will add one or two chapters depending on the situation) 2. This background is semi-fictional, I like cyberpunk 3. Pure love 1v1, slower to heat up 4. The female protagonist has a bad temper and is strong in business, while the male protagonist is cowardly, mean and pure. Each has its own advantages and disadvantages, and the perspective is uncertain. 5. There will be a certain amount of supporting character descriptions and fighting descriptions 6. Due to the subject matter (chaotic cyber world) and related to foreshadowing, there will be passerby txl characters in this article, but the protagonist and main supporting characters will not be corrupted. If you are very mystical and cannot accept it, please listen to my nod and exit. 7. I am new to Jinjiang and my writing skills are not good. I welcome criticism and criticism. I will try my best to write. Please don't give up on me! It would be better if you could color the little blue-green stars ——The following is a large-scale extra "Typhoon Returns to the Mirror" has been published, please collect it—— Li Shuang can still remember the typhoon night ten years ago. She was homeless at the time, soaked to the skin, huddled on the side of the road like a hedgehog, and gave a fierce middle finger to Cheng Li who happened to be passing by: "What are you looking at? If you look again, your eyeballs will pop out!" Not only did Cheng Li not leave, but he also handed over a bag of bread. Later, he even advanced money and helped Li Shuang settle down. After being in contact for a long time, the two became friends. Although Cheng Li is a bit weird, he has good looks and a gentle and interesting personality. Li Shuang couldn't help but fell in love with him, and he happened to like himself too. Following his heart, Li Shuang happily fell in love with him, and the two spent six full years of happiness. 6 Years, 16 years, 60 years... Li Shuang really thought that they would always be together. Then... Then she was broken up on a cliff. The location is the airport, and the reason is that I don't love it anymore. Li Shuang is an arrogant person. The only time she bowed her head in her life was when Cheng Li proposed breaking up. She did not agree immediately. Instead, she begged the other party to reconsider and even changed the ticket for a day later. After sitting in the hotel next to the airport all night, Li Shuang did not wait for Cheng Li to change his mind, only waiting for the 2191.08 Yuan he transferred. Li Shuang didn't know what he meant. But Li Shuang knew that everything was over. Heartbroken, Li Shuangquan blocked Cheng Li from the platform and went to Los Angeles crying. She regretted falling in love with him and vowed never to see him again in her life. Then... Then Li Shuang met him on the streets of Los Angeles. At that time, Li Shuang was unkempt and looking through the trash, while Cheng Li was in a suit and leather shoes, with a shining Rolex on his wrist. Before Li Shuang had time to curse, he said with red eyes: "Xiao Shuang, I have been unable to contact you for 4 years since we broke up. Have you always lived like this?" Li Shuang suddenly realized that this person must have regarded her as a beggar. "Stay at my house and I will take care of you." Cheng Li added. The other party's intention to get back together is obvious, and Li Shuang, who is driven by love and hatred, decides to use a trick to live in his house, first defrauding him of money and then torturing his heart, and he will not give up until everything about him is destroyed! Then... Then she was pressed against the bedroom wall by Cheng Li. Cheng Li's smile was as gentle as it was ten years ago: "One million debts have been paid off for you, what's the reward?" Li Shuang sneered: "Want to get back together? Dreaming." Cheng Li blinked and moved his gaze from Li Shuang's eyes to her lips: "Can I exchange a million for a kiss?" Small Theater-Ten Years Ago Li Shuang: Are you going to class? Kiss me before leaving Cheng Li: Kissing can't be a waste of time, it must be sustainable development Li Shuang: You will regret it Small Theater-Ten Years Later Cheng Li: The weather is really nice today. By the way, can we have a kiss? Li Shuang: Kissing can't be a waste of time, it must be sustainable development Cheng Li:...... Cheng Li: I was wrong #I've racked my brains, racked my brains, and tried my best, but I just ask you to look back at me one more time. What should I do if my first love falls from the sky after many years of separation and wants to get back together? Waiting online for urgent# "Sharp-tongued, violent and sweet-tempered × Shirakiri and black inferiority complex" "In the early stage, I fell in love on campus, and in the later stage, I chased my wife in a foreign country." Purpose: We are born and then live




