
The Taoist Temple Went Bankrupt, but My Metaphysics Became Popular
道观破产,但我玄学爆红
by Potato Head (土豆脑袋)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 150k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Pre-receipt: "Opening a Hotel in the Weird Apocalypse", please cuties to collect it! As a Taoist priest who bankrupted his Taoist temple, Jiang Yu participated in a variety show after inheriting the B&B left by his master. I thought it was a cross-border work, but it turned out that every artist in it was closer to his original profession. The talented composition teacher suddenly lost his talent and lost his energy after releasing a hit song. Jiang Yu: Have you seen your last partner? That innocent person gave you a nightmare. The gentle and polite veteran actor laughed and complained after appearing on the show that he was not treated well by small animals. Jiang Yu: You tortured cats and dogs and killed wild protected animals. You support the punishment. There are even couples who are seen as loving and loving in the industry, but their daughters always cry and look dull when they come to the show. Jiang Yu: Is this kind of person worthy of being a parent if he would give up his daughter's fate to someone else just for some financial gain? It's a conservative idea to go under the overpass to tell fortunes. It turns out that ghosts and ghost-like people are here! *** Our Time is a slow-paced lifestyle variety show that has remained highly popular for two consecutive seasons. As soon as all the regular guests of the new season were announced, it was ranked first in the hot search, but a large part of them were cursing. [No, you have a popular national variety show, and you actually let an amateur whose name you have never heard of become a regular! You don't even have to pretend anymore and you want to praise the royal family, right? But after a few episodes of the show... Whose melons are you going to explode today? Let me see which unlucky guy comes to deliver results to the beauty again. Jiang Yu, who has been flooded with orders after becoming famous for no apparent reason: It's not that I want to be a social animal, the main reason is that everyone gives me too much. **** # Materialist Horror Film Actors and Metaphysics Liu Bao Gua Variety Show Ever since it was officially announced that Xu Huaizhou has become a permanent member of the show, the entry has been on the top of the hot search list for a day. [Although our Brother Xu's acting career is so narrow that he only acts in horror movies, he is really not superstitious! [Does the directing team want to completely develop the program into metaphysics? This time they have completely found the wrong person. Jiang Yu thought the same way at first, so he always tried to restrain himself from mentioning relevant aspects in front of the other party. Until one day when someone from the Taoist Association came to see him, he blurted out this sentence to Xu Huaizhou: "Master Ghost King, why are you here..." Seeing the man with a calm and composed expression just accept the address, Jiang Yu gritted his teeth and pinched the man's pretty face. "Master Ghost King is still superstitious about science?" "The end of metaphysics is science, Mrs. Ghost King." Taoist priest who works part-time as bed and breakfast owner is attacked by X horror and fantasy film actor Ghost King 1. A brainless sweet cookie, the plot is greater than the love. 2. There are many private settings in the metaphysics part, so don't take all relevant knowledge seriously! The logic collapsed and I fell to my knees in advance. 3. Three times in the entertainment industry there was no prototype! Please don't take your seat. [The next book is open for pre-order, "Opening a Hotel in the Weird End of the World", and the copy is at the bottom! Please collect it from the little cuties passing by! (Sliding and kneeling on the stage) "Opening a Hotel in a Weird Apocalypse" Lin Qing also inherited his family's supernatural-themed hotel, which was on the verge of bankruptcy. This was an internet celebrity style that his parents had spent a lot of money on. However, it was gone within half a year of its popularity, and the turnover was so bleak that they couldn't even pay the maintenance fee. Just the day before he was about to register for bankruptcy, Lin Qing also led the hotel into a strange and rampant world. And also got a cheap system. [Congratulations to the host for binding the business system, please work hard to increase the hotel's turnover and make it bigger and stronger] But humans in this world struggle to survive under the hands of strange people every day, and their lives are like those in a horror movie. Who would spend money to find excitement in a supernatural-themed hotel? Is it too late for him to declare bankruptcy? … A new topic has recently spread among the weird, that is, a hotel suddenly appeared out of thin air in the center of the city. Not only is there a strong barrier protection on the outside, but the decoration style inside also has a weird aesthetic at first glance. So they all guessed which big boss was doing business, and when they walked in, they discovered that it was actually a fair-looking, beautiful and delicious... Human being. No, this is definitely a deception. Look at this pillow that emits a strange fragrance. As long as you get close to it, you will lose your energy and lose your fighting ability. There is also a heated carpet on the ground, which may suddenly catch fire at night and attack. Not to mention a dinner that can boost energy with just one bite. Maybe the boss has killed many high-level monsters to have this tonic effect! It's truly unfathomable! Don't be gullible! Lin Qingyi: I said these are just good sleep pillows, temperature-controlled carpets and nourishing dinners produced by the system. Will you believe that I am a human being? Everyone is weird: I believe you are weird! … As a hotel manager, Lin Qing has also been very tired recently. Not only does he have to work hard to increase sales and maintain the hard-won love and peace between weirdos and humans, he also has to deal with a special weirdness. "Xie Suyan, I'm warning you, if you suddenly appear next to the dining table and scare all my guests away, you will not be allowed to enter the hotel for three days!" Lin Qing also angrily clicked on the moving shadow on the wall to show the other party that he meant what he said. The shadow slowly spread from the wall into reality. Xie Suyan stared at the angry human with his dark gray pupils, letting the shadow wrap around his leg. "Then go outside and try." Mission: Believe in the power of science



