
The Boss Was Resurrected After Watching an Advertisement and Married a Useless Vase
霸总看广告复活后娶了废物花瓶
by Sensory Silver Melt (感官溶银)
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- Ongoing
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- 27k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
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- JJWXC
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[The man who pretends to be an unintentional scumbag is actually a good showman and a loyal dog, acting like a spoiled brat. X The fake vase is a trash vase, but actually his fighting power is at the ceiling and he has a vicious tongue and is criticized like crazy] The boss passed away due to a plane crash. All the potential fiancés/fiancées around the world were mourning his grave. They took photos on the spot and checked in to attract traffic. They called it to earn money for his coffin and made a lot of money. Unexpectedly, three years later, the boss returned and claimed that he was resurrected after watching the advertisement for three years. After the plastic surgeon identified his face as that of his mother, the psychic confirmed that his soul was purely imported, and all test data proved that he was not an imposter—— The whole world agreed that he was mentally ill. But what makes people think he is even more mentally ill is that he threatened to marry the good-for-nothing Vase Lu Zhuyue who he rejected three years ago. ---------------------------------------- Lu Zhuyue was raised as the boss's sweetheart since she was a child, and many people were very optimistic about him. After all, he is good-looking and has a good figure, and is a family friend of the tycoon's family. He has known the tycoon since he was a child. But he is useless at everything he does. He knows nothing about cooking, baking, flower arranging, tea art, calculus, etc. That can please the boss. He has never practiced "the boss's spoiled husband/spoiled wife" like other would-be singles. There are even rumors that he is very flirtatious and unruly. But what finally sentenced him was that Boss Ba said three years ago that he would never marry anyone in this life, like Lu Zhuyue. For a time, stocks plummeted, and ridicules poured in from all quarters. As everyone knows, this is exactly what Lu Zhuyue wanted. ---------------------------------------- Lu Zhuyue was raised as the boss's spoiled child since he was a child. His family forced him to learn "the boss' spoiled wife studies" and required him to learn all the skills that fit the status of "the boss' spoiled wife" and could be used in the hall and in the kitchen. But Lu Zhuyue didn't want to learn, nor did she want to get married, but the knowledge was so immersed in her brain that she became proficient in every subject. Helpless, he could only deliberately embarrass himself every time his family forced him to show off in front of his boss. He even went out of his way to bribe paparazzi to take and spread "cheating photos" of himself and other men. Perhaps the boss was disgusted with his behavior, so he said that he would never marry anyone in this life. ---------------------------------------- But before Lu Zhuyue's smile appeared on her lips, she heard the news that the boss had been killed. His plastic friend, who is also the soon-to-be fiancé of the domineering president, asked him if he wanted to go to TOKTOK to go to the cyber grave together. Lu Zhuyue rejected his invitation and turned around and opened the door of the boxing gym. In the three years since the death of the boss, the family is no longer forced to study the spoiled woman course month by month. So Lu Zhuyue secretly mastered martial arts, swordsmanship, free fighting, judo, taekwondo, Muay Thai, Tai Chi and other skills. He even became a secret agent and performed many life and death missions. But he didn't expect that the boss would come back and marry him. ---------------------------------------- At the wedding, everyone else was envious, but Lu Zhuyue felt like she had stepped into hell. He is already thinking that after marriage, he will be forced to become a capable and virtuous little husband, and he will also face unavoidable propositions such as childbirth and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law... But the actual situation after marriage is—— Boss: "Honey, do you want to go to class? Come on, I'll take you to the boxing gym." Boss: "Honey, do you want to go to work? Clean up criminals at the port? No problem, I'll go with you." Boss: "Honey, are you going to take a shower? If you're not in a hurry, how about we have a fight?" At that time, Lu Zhuyue was just a boss who had lost his mind and bought several insurance policies for him, with himself as the beneficiary. Until that day, natural disasters come and strange tides break out. Human beings use force value to determine the level of supernatural powers. Lu Zhuyue, who was regarded as a waste by the world, was rated as an S-class superpower and killed an entire monster lair. When Lu Zhuyue turned his head, Boss Ba was standing behind him. When he saw him looking at him, he acted coquettishly at him with a pitiful look on his face: "My wife, help me, I'm a virgin." Lu Zhuyue glanced at the shiny "S-class" logo on Boss Ba's head and threw the person into the pile of monsters. "Go over and feed the dog." ---------------------------------------- Instructions for consumption: 1. The content of the copywriting is the early part, and the middle and late stages are the power settings, so the style of painting may change suddenly, but I will try my best to transition to a natural one [Xinxin] 2. The whole text is empty and double-clean 3. The writing is novice, the logic is confusing, and the plot is bloody. I apologize in advance. Purpose: Never give up even if you are in a desperate situation. You will eventually see the light of hope. Purpose: Never give up even if you are in a desperate situation, you will eventually see the dawn of hope