Also known as "His Majesty's Little Parrot Guard"
☆The chatty little sun parrot is attacked by X Gaoling's colorful and black majesty
Once traveling through time, Xia Yiyang turned into a Keck parrot.
He has a big palm and yellow trousers, so he is known as the chicken with long trousers.
This is not the worst thing. He was given to an owner who never showed up, and he was locked in a room and almost became autistic.
What Xia Yiyang didn't know was that this room was full of cameras.
He flew around the room, eating fruits in the inner room, dismantling the piled gift boxes with his mouth, holding paper boxes in his mouth to keep the fire in the fireplace warm, standing on the wall clock and singing...
All the footage was transmitted to the live broadcast network, and without his knowledge, he became famous overnight.
Later, Xia Yiyang, who was playing goose in the inner room, stepped on the ID bracelet on the table. Coming from the entertainment-oriented 21st century, he quickly learned to use his paws to browse the videos on Diwang.
Then I discovered that he was on fire.
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Yan Yunjing was only twenty-nine when he took over the empire. The surrounding countries presented him with precious gifts, which he piled in a corner room of the palace.
Recently, he discovered something strange. His subordinates often held ID bracelets for fun.
Out of curiosity, he dug out his dusty wristband and found a hot live broadcast on StarNet. When he went in, he saw a yellow-green chicken chirping in the camera.
If you look carefully, you can see that the chicken's beak is stuck in the bookshelf. The round little chicken is holding on to the bookshelf helplessly with its claws. Its cry sounds extremely pitiful.
Yan Yunjing caught a glimpse of the rapid barrage.
[Where is the owner of the chicken? Damn it, don't make me slap you! Come out and save the chicken!
Heaven! Kneel down quickly and save it!
[Maybe I'm educated, so I won't treat the little guy badly (wiping tears)]
Yan Yunjing found that the background of the live broadcast looked familiar: "..."
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Xia Yiyang's mouth was stuck and he couldn't pull it out for a long time. Suddenly, he was wrapped in something, and his mouth came out with a pop.
Feeling that something scratched his butt, Xia Yiyang's feathers trembled violently, turned around and raised his head and screamed: "Pervert! Pervert!"
Yan Yunjing was scolded by a palm-sized bird as a pervert: "..."
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The empire has a population of tens of billions, and no one is not suffering from mental torture.
Yan Yunjing, the only 3S mental power holder in history, endured endless mental torture.
To outsiders, His Majesty appears to be decisive, calm and self-possessed, but in fact, the core is already on the verge of collapse.
The distant and mysterious Bird Tribe has rare healing powers. They presented the king with a prepared bird with super differentiation power. The Bird Tribe was unable to come forward, so they wrote the bird's ability on a blessing card.
However, the card was chewed up by the unsuspecting Xia Yiyang and thrown into the fireplace...
After the live broadcast became popular, hundreds of millions of netizens knew that the sound of a chirping bird could make people happy.
Later, the little bird became His Majesty's exclusive little guard.
Later, His Majesty's bird guard became a young and beautiful boy.
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Small theater:
Yan Yunjing was very busy and read documents all day.
Xia Yiyang, who was walking goose-stepping on his desk, could not attract the guy's attention no matter how loud the noise he made.
Xia Yiyang walked towards Yan Yunjing on his short paws. He lay down next to the guy's hand and rubbed his mouth on the table. This time Yan Yunjing finally put down his work and looked over.
"What to do?" Yan Yunjing asked.
Xia Yiyang raised his head and took the opponent's finger in his mouth: "Grub your mouth! Bite you!"
Yan Yunjing stopped working and scratched the chick's belly feathers with his fingers: "Okay, I'll stay with you for a while."
Reading Guide
★Parrots can change into human beings.
★In the interstellar future, there are many private facilities.
★The age at the time of the attack was 20Ⅹ29 [older than nine years old]
★Shou is a healing type, and is the only good boy who can cure attack. The attack is very strong and fierce and ignores everyone except Shou. In short, the setting is old-fashioned.
★There is a live broadcast tag, but there is not much description of live broadcast in the early stage, mainly in the later stage.
★Yangyang is a Keck parrot. In the previous article, there will be some behaviors that Keck parrots do not or rarely show in daily life (don't question this is a private design, everything is for the purpose of the article, please do not refer to the reality in the novel)
★Highlight! ! ! The author's plot is really Orz, if you are very strict about the plot, read it carefully.
★I will occasionally go back and correct typos and grammatical errors, so don't worry if there are updates~
——Revised on 2025.2.22
——The following is the advance payment——
Column "The Omega Boy is a Red Panda"
Tan Ruan has a secret. He is a red panda. He heard that he was not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so he has always kept a low profile.
On the day he came of age, Tan Ruan was selected by the system to travel to an abo world. The system told him that there was something wrong with the master brain and the core was left in this world. After finding the core, he could go back and one of his wishes would be granted.
Qin Ruan was very uncomfortable when he first arrived. His pheromones were always unstable and his ears and tails were often hidden poorly. Progress in the mission was difficult.
In addition, there is another strange and shameful thing.
Qin Ruan's tail is very sensitive. Late at night, he can feel his tail being stroked, but he is lying on his bed and there is no one else in the dormitory. Later, the frequency became more frequent. Not only was he being touched at night, but he could also feel his hidden ears and tail being pinched when he went to class during the day. When he couldn't hide anymore, he could only ask the teacher for leave and run back to the dormitory.
Tan Ruan thought it was haunted, and the system that came back from Moyu told him that it might be caused by the missing core.
It was urgent to find the core, and Tan Ruan struggled to find clues every day despite his sensitivity. Until one day, he saw a senior who was a substitute in the minor's major holding a red panda doll. The senior's finger touched the tail of the doll, and Tan Ruan's back suddenly trembled.
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Gu Yanting suffers from pheromone disease, and any inhibitor will not work. Even after two years abroad for medical treatment, he has not improved. His grandmother prayed for peace and happiness and placed it in a doll she made. Under the supervision of his grandmother, Gu Yanting hung the doll on his keychain and carried it every day. Then one day, a junior came to him, pointed at the red panda and said tremblingly: "Senior, can you sell the doll? No matter how much it costs."
Gu Yanting looked at his junior, squeezed the doll tightly and put it back in his pocket: "I won't sell it."
Then the junior student turned around and ran away without saying a word.
Since then, Gu Yanting has often been "encountered" by chance. As expected, this junior student always comes for his doll.
After a long time, he didn't take it seriously. Later, his susceptibility period came and his symptoms worsened and he was sent to the hospital. The doctor told him to find a volunteer omega who was a good match for him. The inhibitor developed using his pheromones had not yet been produced. The best way was to find him in person to comfort him.
Gu Yanting was about to refuse when he saw a familiar name on the report list, it was the junior student who coveted his doll.
The person came, but Gu Yanting was not very clear-headed anymore and made the person cry.
He looked at the boy with animal ears on his head in astonishment, and was excited by the fragrance of the flowers: "Why do you have a tail?"
Tan Ruan, who hugged his tail tightly, had pearls in his eyes, stretched out his hand and angrily slapped away the other person's hand on his tail: "You are not allowed to touch! Go away!"
Gu Yanting remained still and retracted his hand: "... I'm sorry."
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After the accident in the hospital, Gu Yanting discovered that the junior student who often appeared in front of him disappeared.
As time passed, Gu Yanting became a little impatient and took the initiative to look for the person. When they met, the person looked like he was facing a formidable enemy. His eyes looked like he had seen a monster, and he turned around and ran away.
Gu Yanting: "..."
He suddenly realized that this scene was funny and familiar. He used to ignore the other person, but now the other person would hide when he saw him.
Gu Yanting was in a complicated mood and continued to look for opportunities to arrest people.
Oh, no, it's to catch red pandas.
Mission: A good mood is the best medicine for healing