When He Mingxing was a child, he thought he would become Spider-Man, an urban hero who hides in the city. Who knew that the style of painting would go wrong, and he would join the "Rocket Team" that shuttles across the galaxy, "crying out every day to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world", doing the work of market development and talent recruitment, with the heart of saving the world, Love & Peace (smile).
For this slogan, just tell me if you are a hero!
It's just... Isn't this "Team Rocket" a little too serious?
Why should a good organization be called "Vegetable Garden Alliance"? Whose good person's job title is Stickman?
I glanced at Cullinan in the shopping cart, but I didn't know what was in my pocket. Go ahead, whatever else you can do.
Why are the candidates chosen by the leaders so mentally beautiful?
A good product manager writes PPTs in a bright and beautiful way. Why does he go crazy as soon as he gets to work?
He's tall and tall, but he's a big security guard. Just standing at the door is pleasant to the eyes. How come he's going to blow up the company when he gets there?
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I realized that madness is not a natural phenomenon, but a product of civilization.
I love going to work. Nothing else but love fighting with my bosses and colleagues.
# Theater
Party A: Are you the new guy, Yazi? Is it a slave market?
He: Now it's called the talent market.
Party A: Oh, I want to buy a hundred...
He: Boss, you can't buy or sell slaves now, you can only rent them on a monthly basis.
Party A: Tsk, that's really troublesome. Can't you buy it out?
He: The monthly rent is cost-effective. You can take care of your own food and accommodation, and you can treat your illnesses by yourself. You can work 24 hours a day in windy or rainy weather. You can cancel the lease at any time if you are not satisfied (smile)
Intention: Again, don't take your life too seriously