As title.
Good news, I'm the number one killer of chief graduates.
Bad news, I will be unemployed right after graduation. Now that the industry is in the cold winter, jobs are really hard to find.
Good news: After working in several scam studios, I was finally picked up by a boss, joined his new company, and then became the number one killer in the industry (akimbo).
Bad news: Now my boss, the little boss who changed my destiny, the boss who I am willing to lick the soles of his shoes for the rest of my life to keep my job, has said that he will make unspoken rules for me.
... Haha, is it the unspoken rule I thought? Damn it, after working as a social animal for most of my life, I have to be not only a cow and a horse, but also a chicken and duck? How could it be——
I held the lighter and stood next to the little boss. I wanted to flatter him, but I couldn't raise my lips because I had been cold for so long, so I could only say nice things next to the boss. I helped him light his cigarette while reporting on his recent performance.
I want to express the heart of "I am very useful, don't fire me".
However, the boss got it. He took the cigarette away from his lips and looked at me through the hazy smoke. He met my eyes and suddenly smiled. Before I could react, the dazzling smoke sprayed all over my face.
"Will you do anything with me?"
Why are you blowing smoke rings at me? The little boss is so incompetent.
I held back my cough and nodded.
"What about you?"
"Huh? Kill me?"
I didn't hear it clearly, so I raised my head and asked a question.
But he met the boss's young smiling eyes.
He didn't seem to know that I deliberately distracted him, and flicked the ashes from his cigarette. "Yes, I'll fuck you."
Me: ... Haha, Wanla
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Text third person
Maybe a short article
Copywriting 2024 10 21
Intent: Possibly a redemption text