Gu Xinglan goes to work conscientiously every day and lives an ordinary life, but she has a great and extraordinary dream——
She wants the planet to explode.
Then the planet really did as she wished, cracking open with a bang.
Good news: the planet exploded
Bad news: She's awake again
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In Star Age 7486, after several generations of robot excavation and archeology, an entire cryo-cabin tomb was finally found. The ancient human race that only existed in the data was sleeping in it, with peaceful faces.
After the scientific researchers worked day and night, they finally took away the remaining ancient civilization, leaving behind a cabin full of ancient species that no one cared about.
Robots are interested in human civilization, but not humans.
Until one day, the placed humans gradually woke up, walked out of the cryopod, stepped into the city of machines, and became existences like stray cats and dogs in this steel forest.
Good news, the bosses are all extinct
Bad news, there aren't many people left.
Gu Xinglan became a glorious scavenger and wandered in the city for three months.
In the third month, on a rainy night, she had a fever and collapsed on the street in a daze. In the blur, it seemed as if someone had stopped in front of her, and she finally stretched out her hand.
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XBA-6587 is an ordinary member of many robots.
He goes to work normally every day, lives a normal life, crushes enemies normally, and goes home normally.
On the way home, he bought some bread as usual and placed it on the street corner to give some food rations to the homeless cat people. Then, one of them grabbed his trousers.
XBA-6587 has never had a cat person and doesn't understand the taboos.
When he calmly said that he had to go to work and could not play with him, Catman's blood pressure suddenly rose to 130mmhg.
"What? I have to go to work even though my machine has ascended!"
XBA-6587:.
"Human Observation Report"
Observation Report 1: Human beings don't like to go to work, but they have strong class consciousness
Observation Report 2: Human beings are obsessed with naming
Observation report three: Human beings are very fragile, have low learning ability, and cannot handle problems with multi-threading
Observation Report 4: Don't say that Gu Xinglan's learning ability is low
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Observation Report N: Human beings often deny that they are addicted to pleasure, but Gu Xinglan is very honest.
Observation Report X: Why, I'm just a robot.
Reading guide:
1. Foreign language, the male protagonist is a future robot, although the writing is average, but the reading is strong
2. Every sentence is an indictment of work
3. Robots are the delicacies among delicacies, a masterpiece of freedom
Copy written on 2024.10.20
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