[Genshin Impact] I Told Bad Jokes in Nata

Samira is an ordinary child of the Xuanmu people. She has a great dream: to have a dragon companion of her own. Samira has made many efforts to realize her dream, including but not limited to encouraging her parents' dragon friends to get married and have a baby dragon, using baby dragon snacks to abduct nearby baby dragons, etc. It's a pity that my father's dragon companion is a brave male Jackie Chan, and my mother's dragon companion is a tall male Jackie Chan. Mom and Dad said that two male dragons cannot give birth to a baby dragon. Samira could only sadly focus all her energy on abducting the little dragon. It's just that these little dragons just took food and refused to recognize anyone. Samira fought and failed every day. Until one day, she persevered and finally met her destined dragon partner - the system. System:...... I am a program composed of 0s and 1s, not your dragon partner. The system said solemnly. Samira was confused, Samira suddenly realized. "You like 0 and 1, then you will be 007 from now on!" System: ... Ask the host to accept task 1 - daily task: ask someone to answer the following questions - Question 1: It takes one hour for one fish to work, but why does it only take half an hour for two fish to work? Question 2: Why are the Xumi people so good at playing football? Question 3: Why can't the young master turn? …… As soon as the traveler arrived at Nata, he saw an unforgettable scene. Hooded Man: "Samira, have you seen my vegetables? They seem to have legs." Hooded Woman: "Oh, they came to live in my stomach. Do you want to see them? I will spit them out right away to reunite you father and son." Sora:...... He felt that Nata's toilet was as noisy as Xumi's because Sano was playing tuba. Paimon:...... There were five people present, and the honest one turned out to be herself. PS: This article was written in 5.3 And does not involve the plot after 5.3. The following is the advance payment: "Do Winery Killers Dream of Sunshine Volleyball?" Fiano is a ruthless killer. His day begins with receiving tasks and ends with delivering target tasks and saying goodbye to the world. However, in an ordinary mission, after Fiano sent the mission target to eternal rest, the organization kicked him into Shiratorizawa on the grounds that it did not want an uneducated killer. From then on, Fiano became Taketori Sa. Zhutori Sa looked at the textbooks of the third grade and fell into deep thought. What gave the organization the confidence to make him, a killer whose cultural level was limited to understanding tasks and commands, leap to become an outstanding third grade student. During his painful study career, he also met a human-machine named Volleyball... Ushijima Wakali: Taketori, you should play volleyball. Zhutori Sa: I love learning, learning loves me, and don't disturb anyone else, especially volleyball. —— The organization decided to select a partner for Fiano. The ones selected this time include Bourbon, Scotland, and Ley. However, the stipulated time has passed for a long time, and Fiano has not yet appeared. Gin smiled evilly: Ha, mouse. Just as he was about to take out the gun from his pocket, Fiano finally appeared. He kicked Gin's gun away and roared like a scumbag: ——"Don't you have any idea why I'm late? Ah! Ever since I went to this shabby school, I've either been in detention or on the way to being detained!! Whoever falls in love with this shabby school will go to this lousy school!!" Three bottles of fake wine on the side:... Is this the legendary Fiano? "How to have fun in the world of iron collapse" What is coming to us is one of the only remaining super-level spellcasters in the world of magic, the young master of the Chanyuan family, the king of scrolls in the world of magic, one of the top social beast duo, and the second player in Dou Nuo Continent—— The Zen Temple is named a star! ! ! Xianxing: ... There can't be that many people living here. Under the watchful eyes of a group of commentators, Zhixing, who can serve as the envoy of five people, stepped onto the stage of this continent called Dou Nuo. Then successfully changed from one star to 0.5 Stars. It doesn't matter, at least she can make up for all the sleep she had before. If she is quaking, no one will wake her up, hahahaha! Yes, brother, yes. The infant Qianxing was slapped on the buttocks at least hundreds of times by a fox man with an indifferent expression on his face. No one could sleep or lie down. Title Star:...... * The youngest judge in the history of the Ten Kings Division, the warden of the famous Luofu Xianzhou Prison, Nether Prison Prison, who is five years old and has eight years of service, said: In order to build a Nether Prison that is prosperous, democratic, civilized and harmonious, we should catch up with the trend of the times, follow the pace of the people of Xianzhou, and strive to make a beautiful Nether Prison where the prisoners agree to squat, the generals nod, and the demon body does not want to regain its health. All for pleasure! ! (Bah, bah, bah, cross it out) Emperor Gong actually used seven wheelchairs at the speed of light, all for the sake of hunting! ! Everyone below:... ** After the Star Core Incident, Dan Heng and Xing Yin, who set foot in Luofu again, provided a confession and went to the place Dan Heng was most familiar with in Luofu - the Nether Prison. Returning to Nether Prison was like returning to his hometown for Dan Heng. However, women undergo great changes, and so does the prison. "So why is the Ghost Prison an amusement park?" Xing asked his soul, and soon discovered the only love in Galaxy Batman's life - the trash can. She ran over happily, ignoring the cold-faced little Qinglong behind her who was still in the shock of the 18 changes in her hometown. "Why are the trash cans empty!! This does not comply with the first trash can law in the universe!!" The Galaxy Bat Man came out of the trash can and roared. "Wow!" Jackdaw said expressionlessly, "I didn't expect that guy was right. Some people really thought that there would be garbage in the trash cans in the Nether Prison." Intention: A happy life in Nata, side by side with bad jokes.