Damn It, What Are You Doing?
鬼啊,你又在搞什么?
by Write Lyrics According to Orders (奉旨填词)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 19k Words
- Chapters
- 5
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[Ghost Danruju loves hanging book bags and likes to post stickers on Loyal Dog Gong x Smiling Tiger who only lives to receive the year-end award] Li Qingzhi was just an ordinary college student who worked part-time as an excavator during the summer vacation. Until one late-night operation, the construction team excavated an ancient tomb from the Three Kingdoms and found a lonely ghost named Yuancang who was light, elegant, petty, and powerful. Yuancang was still in a spiritual state at first, unable to be spoken or touched by humans. He lived in the fifth rib on Li Qingzhi's left side - the rib closest to the heart. From then on, Li and Yuan joined the Special Investigation Bureau and embarked on a journey of increasing performance and earning year-end bonuses. From Bashu to Hunan and Jiangxi, from Yunnan to Zhenla, from Zhenla to even further places... One person and one ghost, walking along the way, encountering various ghosts along the way. Every time he meets a new ghost, Li Qingzhi will be very happy, because now the performance will come by himself, right? With the performance already in place, will the year-end bonus be far behind? Sometimes, ghosts will ask Li Qingzhi, where is the end of our journey? Answer: Every journey has an end. Our end point is - the year-end bonus! Li Qingzhi simply has all the characteristics of modern college students: he likes to stay up late, wears pajamas and goes out to buy groceries, doesn't like to eat breakfast, and loves all kinds of gossip. The ghost will drop his book bag and reply one by one: "Diligence is the key to work, but play is the key to waste", "A gentleman will inevitably be crowned when he dies", "You should eat more fruits and vegetables. If you cultivate good health, you can live a long life", "Don't see anything inappropriate, don't hear anything inappropriate, and don't listen to anything inappropriate." Li Qingzhi was surprised to find that he could not defeat a ghost that had been dead for hundreds of years. The ghost's soul and memory are incomplete, and when he finally recovered his name and body, the first thing he did was touch Li Qingzhi. The ghost said, it turns out that what I have been doing before, touching and hugging you, is this feeling. —————— This article is a unit of investigating supernatural stories + some micro-road movies 1. Driving piles in Ganshan Mountain - Do you hear anyone crying under this bridge? 2. Delicious duck neck case - why does this duck neck look so like a mouse head? 3. The spring breeze does not pass through the gate of hell - if you are greedy for life and fear of death, do not enter this gate. 4. Legend of Chenla Customs - If your children don't sleep at night, Uncle Champa King will come and take away your courage. —————— Reading Information 1. The whole article is privately designed and light on textual research. 2. Horrible and supernatural, if you feel uncomfortable, retreat quickly 3. Save enough manuscripts and start betting as much as you like Concept: One journey of mountains and rivers, two idle people