Zi Che Shunyin, who had been reduced from an internship to a social worker after graduation, saved up a week's vacation to travel to vent her grievances squeezed out by her stupid boss. She bought a plane ticket to the capital to watch the flag raising, and also visited the Forbidden City. It was overcrowded during the holidays and there was a solar eclipse. Zi Che Shunyin, caught in a stampede incident, opened his eyes again and became a treasure forest of His Majesty the Emperor of the Daming Palace.
Ziche Shunyin:? ? !
It is known that there are 40,000 beauties in the emperor's harem, and 111 of them are famous and distinguished. She was drafted into the palace for three months, and after going through the rounds, it was finally her turn to sleep with her. It is known that this body is now fourteen years old, and His Majesty the Emperor is twenty-eight years old. His eldest daughter is fifteen years old, and his eldest son is fifteen years old. He has fourteen daughters and thirteen sons.
Question: How does Ziche Baolin prepare to pick up the driver?
Ziche Shunyin wiped his face, and immediately cut open his arm with the scissors held by his sewing machine. He put a few drops of blood on his trousers and said, "What a coincidence, I'm in Guishui, so I can't pick you up."
The personal maid, with shock in her eyes, asked brightly: My wife's sunflower water just came seven days ago, why is it here again?
Zi Che Shunyin's eyes widened: "Bold, girl, I have just turned fourteen. It is a good age to come to Kwai Shui. What's wrong with being here for more than ten days a month?" This is called youth! A grandma in her fifties would never be able to come even if she wanted to!
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His position is too low, he has never met the emperor, and his food quota is deducted every day. Zi Che Shunyin, who has more resentment than the ghost city, attacks him indiscriminately and curses every day: "I think this emperor will be finished sooner or later! The concubine can't afford the monthly salary, and the beloved concubine will starve to death! Is this country about to go bankrupt? Don't marry so many people if you don't have money!"
The maid looked around anxiously and jumped on the spot. She wanted to reach out and cover her master's mouth but didn't dare. "Madam, please keep your voice down. This is in public. Let's go back to the palace and talk, okay?"
Zi Che Shunyin said confidently: "My body is upright and I am not afraid of slanting shadows! Did I say something wrong? Which sentence did I say wrong? In the past month, have I had a full meal? Did I get any oil and water? A month's salary is only a few taels of silver. It is not enough to stuff my teeth. I have not given birth to the uterus, and I have not given it to others. He wakes up earlier than me every day and goes to bed later than a dog! To tell the truth, does he want to kill all the members of my clan? Is he going to kill me by killing me? Or is he going to cut my body into pieces and throw it into the mountains to feed the wolves?" He curled his lips and snorted, "They don't understand what we are saying."
Maid: Madam, thank you! I also know that when I curse, I have to curse in my hometown dialect so that no one can understand me.
Intention: The person you love most must be yourself