Don't Laugh, You Don't Look Like Him Anymore
别笑,你这样不像他了
by See Dimly (朦胧见)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The poor substitute attacks & the superior one takes it easily] [Short story, written to practice writing] There is a mass of turbid air in the darkest place of the demon world. This turbid air strives to swallow dirty things. It keeps eating and eating for hundreds of years, and finally turns into a small monster in the shape of a puddle of mud. One day, a strange phenomenon suddenly occurred in the demon world. A volcano erupted and hail poured down. A lot of dirty things crackled and fell from the sky. When the little monster was eating the dirty rice, a fruit suddenly fell into his mouth. Chew, chew, it's fragrant and sweet. The little monster was stunned: ... Delicious! After eating this fruit, the little monster's spiritual power skyrocketed and he quickly developed a human form. After leaving the demon world, he asked around where there was such a fragrant fruit to eat. Others listened to his gestures and descriptions for a long time, and told him that they were the concentration ice beads only found in the Immortal Sect. So he packed his bags and set out for Xianmen. The Immortal Sect was in the midst of its three-year rookie selection meeting. Everyone else had passed the root bone test and started to show off their talents, but he failed the first test and was judged to be inferior. Several monks held him up and prepared to throw him out. Just when he was feeling disheartened, a cold voice came from a distant high-rise: "Keep him, I want it." Yuhua Immortal Lord Xie Yunshi, the first person in the world, Yushu Linfeng, has superb cultivation and can be called perfect. During the Immortal Sect selection this year, Xie Yunshi accepted a silly young man as his direct disciple. Others said that this young man was an unintelligent monster, but Xie Yunshi didn't mind at all. Xie Yunshi treated the "little monster" very well, was gentle and considerate, and loved him very much, but he never taught him any magic tricks, only taught him how to dress, speak and behave. "I will call you Nanping from now on." Xie Yunshi said gently. "Okay!" The little monster was happy that he had a name. "Wear less colorful clothes. You will look better in plain colors." Xie Yunshi taught patiently. "Okay, I'll remember it." The little monster nodded. "Smile less in the future, especially when you are with me." Xie Yunshi was occasionally unhappy. The little monster liked to laugh the most, and asked puzzledly: "Why? I like Master, and I want to laugh when I see Master." Xie Yunshi was silent for a moment and said lightly: "That's so stupid." The little monster scratched his head: "Oh." For five years, the little monster grew into the temperament he wanted according to Xie Yunshi's tailoring. On the day of his crowning ceremony, Xie Yunshi held a Taoist couple's wedding ceremony for him. The little monster was extremely happy. He had endured it for too long and had long wanted to eat Xie Yunshi up in a monster way! After becoming a Taoist couple with Xie Yunshi, they lived a stable and happy married life for ten years. Everyone said with envy that they were the most loving couple in the world. The little monster felt the same way, and vowed from the bottom of his heart to stay in love with the other person for hundreds of thousands of years, and to grow old together for the rest of his life. In the eleventh year after getting married, the little monster suddenly fell seriously ill and was dying. But Xie Yunshi didn't save him. After hearing the conversation between Xie Yunshi and other monks, he learned that Xie Yunshi had a dead Taoist monk named Nanping when he was young. Nanping likes to wear plain clothes and is not good at talking and laughing... And he mistakenly ate Nanping's concentration soul bead, so his appearance was very similar to Nanping's. Now that the twenty-year soul condensation period has expired and the soul has been developed, Xie Yunshi plans to kill him, take out Nanping's true soul, and resurrect his Taoist companion. It turns out that he was just a substitute from beginning to end. Before he died, he shed tears and asked: "Xie Yunshi, have you ever really loved me..." It's not that I love Nanping, but that I love him, this dirty monster who doesn't even have a name. "Even for a moment..." - Four hundred years after the death of the little monster, a most evil and evil demon appeared in the world. He acted erratically, was fond of killing and bloodthirsty, and frightened the three worlds. Nanping, as a master of the Immortal Sect who has obtained the true inheritance of Yuhua Immortal Lord, led hundreds of Immortal Sect disciples to quell the demonic chaos. Unexpectedly, the demon was so advanced that hundreds of disciples from the Immortal Sect were no match for him, and even Nanping was defeated by the demon. Xie Yunshi, the Yuhua Immortal who had been in seclusion for many years and had no interest in worldly affairs, made an exception and went to the place where the devil was causing trouble to rescue his beloved disciple Nanping. The moment he saw the devil, Xie Yunshi's expression suddenly became startled. The smiling eyes of the other party were still very familiar to him after four hundred years. "Xie Yunshi," the devil looked at him with a smile and said to him from a distance, "Why are you not happy to see me." Xie Yunshi forced himself to calm down, pointed his sword forward, and said calmly: "You have all kinds of hatred, but you are all against me. Spare innocent others." The demon's taut palms grabbed Nan Ping, who was covered in blood next to him: "Are you distressed? Let's negotiate a deal." Xie Yunshi: "What conditions." Unexpectedly, the devil just smiled and said: "It's very simple, you just need to say one sentence in front of him -" "It's me you love." —————————————————————— [Tips before reading]: 1. Gong is a monster, and his thinking is different from that of humans. After transforming into a human, he seems to have some intellectual problems. He is not mentally retarded, but just a little stupid occasionally, and will turn black in the future; 2. The "ex-Taoist couple" have a secret affair. In fact, both Gong and Shou love each other the most, but Gong is a jealous maniac and never believes that Shou really loves him, and will go crazy in various ways; 3. Short stories, written for entertainment, all in the service of dog-blood, hatred and sea-love. Purpose: True love lasts forever





