My name is Sachiko, and I am a curse spirit.
As a special class born from the "Fear and Hate Movement", I hate all life activities, but I have excellent athletic ability.
It's a pity that when he was young and ignorant, he was deceived by the damn six-eyed man. He became a physical coach for his students and worked for a college for free for many years.
Nanami-senpai is right, labor is bullshit.
Tired of my 007 job, I ran away all night, but because of an accident, I got involved in a different world.
I had no choice but to make a deal with the world consciousness after losing most of my power. I became a wild god and regained my strength by fulfilling the wishes of believers.
The first person who called me was a kappa-headed kid.
Not only does he have a beautiful painter mother, but he also has super cool imaginary friends.
Apart from the chirping being a bit noisy, I am very satisfied with this task object.
So I not only smashed the heads of those bullies who bullied him, but also split into twenty clones to play football with him, and even served as his mother's assistant to complete a masterpiece together.
The second person to call me was the Blue Rose King and his loyal octopus puppy.
The arrogant king had a bad temper and always pointed fingers at me, so I ignored his orders and helped the rookies in the team score goals.
Whenever this happens, the octopus puppy will jump out and accuse me. After I scold him in the same way, he will look at me aggrievedly with his big teary eyes, which makes me unable to be cruel.
I had no choice but to blow up their instructor's dormitory, and then the three of us completed thirty penalty laps together in the middle of the night.
The third person who called me was a confused lamb.
He couldn't find his direction amid the expectations of his parents.
I said, buddy, this is not my business, you have to find a psychiatrist.
The noisy crow who was traveling with him laughed at me for being useless, and stretched out his hand to wish that I would give him 100 million yen.
I was penniless and furious. After winning the 1v2 match, I took away the last 100 yuan note from the crow and gave me a middle finger.
Just by piecing together things like this, I finally regained 90% of my strength, and I was just shy of the last order to finish the work smoothly, living a happy life like a popular game drama.
Full of expectations, I opened the wishing channel.
Then you are summoned to a dark room filled with screens.
The man who summoned me called himself Eishin Shiba and was an extremely egoist.
"Did you see those three hundred forwards on the screen?" He pointed at the monitor, "Your target is-"
"Kick them."
Me: "..."
Haha, otherwise the world would be destroyed.
Reading instructions:
1. The text is also in the first person, with the blue lock at the beginning, and the text is interspersed with memories.
2. Main blue lock + curse return (world line explosive revision), there will be other sports characters appearing
3. The mournful heroine, a grumpy migrant worker, in excellent mental condition
4. The heroine will use foul language (but she will change the amount of mother-in-law to the amount of father-in-law), and will give the contestants nicknames and call them by nicknames (because she can't remember the names). If you feel that you can't accept it, be cautious and enter the trap.
Mission: Unity is strength