Continuation article "I dress up as an evil mother-in-law with my best friend [80]"
Pre-receipt: "The Daily Life of a Couple Raising a Baby in Eighty Years"
Everyone said that Lin Shinian was destined to have money. When her mother was pregnant with her, her scumbag father was caught cheating on her, and her mother received 100,000 in divorce.
One hundred thousand! ! ! Not a small deal in the early nineties.
On the day she was born, the demolition that had been rumored for five years was finally confirmed. Their entire village became a nouveau riche, and her mother even ranked among the top three. It is said that the compensation alone was tens of millions.
When the news spread, the scumbag family begged for forgiveness. Her mother would never say another word of nonsense. She would roll up her sleeves, talk loudly, and slap everyone.
Everyone: Why did you mess with her? Lin Zijun was favored since she was a child, and she developed a fierce and cunning temperament. Before she got married, she defeated all the unbeatable opponents in the village. Anyway, there was a policeman named Lin Erye who took care of her.
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After Lin Zijun suddenly became rich, she took her children shopping every day, and drank afternoon tea after getting a beauty treatment. Her life was prosperous, and she rejected all the romantic partners she introduced to her.
Now that you have a daughter and money, why do you need a man? If you have this free time, you might as well follow the policeman and eat the bloody melons from every household in the village.
Second Master Lin: Ni, I'm telling you, you went to collect the rent yesterday and didn't see it. Your second uncle and your second aunt got into a fight. The shameless mistress came to the door with a big belly. He has been watching for at least six months. He made your second aunt angry three times and her philtrum was pinched and swollen before she recovered. He chased your second uncle with a kitchen knife and chopped...
Lin Zijun:! No, the second uncle celebrated his 60th birthday last year, could he still make the mistress pregnant? The old man is quite good at playing.
Second Master Lin: You have also met the mistress, the ex-partner of your second uncle's eldest son.
Lin Zijun:? Don't let the rich water flow to outsiders' fields
Mr. Lin loved to join in the fun when he was young, and had to go to the police station even though he was struggling. After getting married and having children, he rode a 28-bar with his daughter in the back seat. He was busier than the women's director. After the demolition, he switched to a motorcycle and rushed to the scene of the incident. His daughter also came in a car...
Anyway, the father and daughter would join in wherever there was excitement. Three years later, after Lin Zijun got off the car, he took out a children's tricycle from the trunk. As a child, he rode on it and pushed forward vigorously, ringing the clear and cheerful bell, and reached her grandfather's side without any hindrance.
Stopping, he reached out and brushed away the hair that had stuck to his face due to his disobedience, revealing a pretty little face with bright eyes. He couldn't wait to ask: "Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Whose is the little baby if it doesn't belong to the second grandpa?"
[The heroine has no ambitions and career aspirations. After buying a house across the country, she lives by collecting rent, spending endless money to eat endless melons, and raising children on a daily basis.
Continuation article: "I dress up as an evil mother-in-law with my best friend [80s]"
Before you wear it: Why do some people forget their roots as soon as they become mothers?
After wearing it: How come some people never forget their roots even after becoming a mother-in-law!
When Jiang Huan and An Nanning discovered that the other party had also come through, they put their heads together and laughed like a villain.
An evil mother-in-law should look like an evil mother-in-law.
Forty-two is a good age to get into trouble.
Best friend, she is so fierce, let's fuck her together!
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The lover and the neighbors did not deal with each other, causing a lot of trouble every day. Captain Zhuang and Political Commissar Lu refused to stay home even if they squatted on the roadside and stared at each other.
Until one day, Captain Zhuang's youngest son came to ask for support, "Dad, Uncle Lu, a fight has begun. Go back and persuade us."
Captain Zhuang: "When will they stop fighting?"
Political Commissar Lu: "Are you not used to it yet?"
"It wasn't a fight, it was my mother and Aunt An who pushed my wife to the ground and beat her. When Lu Zi heard that his wife was passing by, my mother and Aunt An beat her together."
Captain Zhuang: "???"
Political Commissar Lu: "!!!"
Good news: The two finally shook hands and made peace.
Bad news: The two have been in cahoots ever since.
Day 1: I went to the logistics office and selected a handsome young guard.
Day 2: Training of pickets using binoculars to look at the front of the military region
Day 3: Take the two daughters-in-law to the disco to drink and have some sex
Head Zhuang and Political Commissar Lu were mentally prepared and rushed over to take a look. They found that they were still not prepared enough: not only their daughter-in-law was present, but Mrs. Zhuang and Mrs. Lu were also there. The two old ladies were so excited that they fainted on the spot. The daughter-in-law and their sons quarreled so much that they wanted a divorce. Head Zhuang and Commissar Lu were about to have their heads exploded. Looking at the culprits Jiang Huan and An Nanning, they didn't know who was cricketing in the corner.
Commander Zhuang and Political Commissar Lu went up to investigate, but before they could open their mouths, Jiang Huan and An Nanning said in unison: "Just leave!"
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When people reach middle age, they have no interest in anything, especially their wives, with the exception of Captain Zhuang and Political Commissar Lu. In order to regain their lover's heart, the forty-five-year-old two people used all their strength and means.
However, little success was achieved.
In the eyes of Jiang Huan and An Nanning, the relationship between best friends is better than the relationship between a man and a woman. It is better to watch the fun and deal with the daughter-in-law than to fall in love with an old man.
The banker's daughter-in-law said: "Other people's mother-in-law takes care of the baby, but if it were my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is three days older than my son, and I still have to nurse him."
The daughter-in-law of the Lu family: "Oh, my sister-in-law is hungry too."
Reading guide:
1. The two heroines, whose characters are not perfect, love themselves and each other the most.
2. In the 1980s, the military compound was short-lived, with a group portrait, no career line, and a small amount of middle-aged love. It was a joy to watch.
Pre-receipt: "The Daily Life of a Couple Raising a Baby in Eighty Years"
[Farming in other countries + raising children with delicious food + short-lived parents]
Lin Qingtian was a troubled person in her last life. She and her husband went abroad to study and became pregnant unexpectedly. After being humiliated, she vowed to look like a normal person.
So I devoted myself to Chinese restaurants, spending less time with my husband and staying away from each other more. The relationship gradually became distant, and I became even less familiar with my daughter. Seven years later, her husband graduated with a doctorate and decided to return to China to devote himself to life. Lin Qingtian firmly opposed it. The couple broke out and ended up in divorce. Lin Qingtian fought for custody rights, but her daughter was unwilling to follow her, so she ran away from home and had an accident.
Two years later, the Chinese restaurant suffered serious losses, and Lin Qingtian declared bankruptcy and ended his life in a cold bachelor apartment.
And because of her, her husband was imprisoned all his life and died in a foreign country. If she could do it over again, she would definitely not...
When he opened his eyes, Lin Qingtian returned to the age of twenty-two, fighting with his half-brother with a nine-month-old belly...
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Raising a baby
An Ziji is capable but has a cold temper. In school, except for the professor, he does not mix among his classmates. That day he brought his Chinese daughter. The little girl is two years old. She has jet black hair and green eyes. She looks like a rag doll, which makes people feel soft.
Why are they still of mixed Chinese and German descent? Isn't An's wife also Chinese?
Before I could figure it out, I saw the little girl running out of the laboratory angrily, with An Ziji in a white coat chasing after her, apologizing in a soft voice: "Daddy is wrong, daddy loves you, little baby, daddy won't talk about you anymore, daddy is wrong."
An Ziji picked up the little girl. The little girl hugged his neck and lay on his shoulder. Tears fell down her face. She felt wronged and said, "Dad told me that I love Dad too and love Dad the most..."
An Ziji felt regretful and distressed when her daughter kept saying "I love you" to the point where she hugged her and cried in the end.
Everyone: "...???!!!"
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Food
There is a Chinese food stall in New York. The food is delicious and the craftsmanship is excellent. Once it shows up, there will be a long line of people. It is mysterious and mysterious, whetting the appetite of diners and begging the stall owner to open a shop.
The stall owner didn't want to be forced to work, so he focused on doing what he wanted. Today he sold Northeast cannabis flowers at the marathon, and tomorrow he sold candied haws at the entrance of the elementary school. He made the students from New York University next door cry, and got into a fight with an elementary school student over a bunch of candied haws.
The toughest and most famous biology professor at New York University: Lin, can you come to our school to set up a stall tomorrow?
Lin Qingtian smiled and said: Tomorrow I will plant tomatoes, leeks, cowpeas, cucumbers at home...
Tomatoes and eggs, leek boxes, rotten cowpeas, cucumbers in salad... The professor was so greedy that he drooled: Lin, to tell you the truth, I am the best at farm work.
Concept: Love is mutual