1.
Pei Matsumoto and I were close friends, but now we are sworn enemies.
He annulled my marriage, and I seduced his new wife.
He killed my parents, and I killed his nine clans.
He gouged out one of my eyes, and I cut off one of his legs.
In the end, he became a lingering dog in my cage, drinking the poison fed by me.
Then, I saw him smiling as if relieved.
He said: "Yu Xuanqing, you are so pitiful, you will never forget me forever."
I called him crazy, how could I not forget him?
The moment I crushed him to ashes, I remembered——
Pei Jiansong and I are just book-piercers in a bloody sad novel. Our mission is to successfully darken the villain and guide the protagonist to kill the villain and achieve a happy ending.
I heard believers from all directions kneeling and shouting——
Lord Miaofan, Shenwu, Lord Gulan is finally dead!
[Miao Fan] is the protagonist of the book, and [Gu Lanjun] is the villain who died tragically at the hands of his best friend.
He really got it right, I will never forget him in this life.
2.
In the first few years of traveling through the book, the villain never appeared, and we were never able to leave this ghost place.
Therefore, Pei Jiansong came up with this bad idea.
He said: "The villain has no name and no origin, so why don't we play it."
I replied: "Are you stupid? We have a name and a surname, but we are still cannon fodder in the book. We know each other's origins, and we are not executioners. How can we know how to kill people?"
He gave me a bottle of Forgetting Water and lied to me that if I drank it, I would learn peerless martial arts and we would become villains together.
As a result, now, I sit paralyzed in a pool of his blood, knowing that he didn't drink any love-making water at all.
He just wanted to die on his own.
The system congratulated me for completing the mission alone and urged me to leave, but I held his hand and drew my sword to kill myself.
3.
When I opened my eyes again, Pei Jiansong handed me Wangqing Shui again.
I pretended to drink it, but kept the water of forgetfulness in my mouth.
I wanted to find out for myself what he was planning to do.
I closed my eyes and felt his warm lips on mine.
He also bit my neck and cursed me in my ear: "Idiot, we are destined to die."
I opened my eyes and looked at him, but he was even more presumptuous. He kissed me and I didn't resist. I just took advantage of him to pry open my lips and teeth, and fed him the forgetful water in my mouth.
If he can't change his destiny, then I will.
From now on, I am Lord Gulan and he is Miaofan.
I am the number one villain in the book who kills hundreds of people and is insane.
I'm waiting for him to kill me.
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Dumb and blunt, homophobic criticism of beautiful women
Little robot vs big golden retriever
Food Guide
1. 1V1, double strong, double clean, he, micro group portrait
2. A fictitious world view, mostly privately constructed, with no way to verify it.
3. After rebirth, the fixed plot of the original book will not change, but the mechanism will undergo great changes~Essentially, the two are two-way redemption + mutual favor~
Intention: Extreme favor leads to arrogance, excessive kindness leads to resentment.
