▪Preliminary collection of the column "Who Can Stop His Mouth"
Under age + poor body shape
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After traveling through time, a sign language teacher was involved in a mute drug case. He decided to lead the deaf-mute group to make a living first, and then slowly solve the case. He opened a Jishenglou business, and the super VIP was a general, but he was actually a mute general?
Mr. Su thought to himself, this is a professional match, isn't it?
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Small theater:
"Follow me. This gesture means 'sir' or 'teacher'." Su Genglan was very patient. He couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth that would turn into a general's teacher in his lifetime.
"Mr. Su," the general said.
"Hey, that's right." Su Genglan laughed.
Why!
That's not right!
Su Genglan staggered back.
Are you pretending to be deaf and dumb? ? ?
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As a "young master professional" recognized by the entire Internet, young top star Xu Shaoling temporarily retired from the entertainment industry due to a serious facial allergic incident. Just when he almost faded into an amateur, he appeared in a low-key role in the short drama crew of "Get Rich".
Some extras posted pictures and posted: Does anyone still remember Xu Shaoling? Her acting skills are really good, but her face is not healed yet.
Netizens were surprised: Damn, I read that right, he was dressed as a woman? ? ? If it weren't for my Adam's apple, I would have almost been deceived!
Netizens marveled: The skin is whiter than that of women! The figure is sexier than girls! Totally mommy level!
A netizen suggested: I have a path to heaven, I don't know whether to talk about it or not...
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The two abnormal entries on the hot search are marked with the red word "explosion".
#Capital Explosion
#Overseas gold medal investor Yunyi appeared at the airport and exploded
Hot comment: Let's do some popular science. This is an investor who used 10 million to leverage 800 million in turnover. He only invested in two dramas in three years and completed the listing of his company!
Hot comment: Tremble Bar internal entertainment! Real capital has arrived!
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Not long after, Xu Shaoling, who had rescued the female stall owner, raised his eyes and felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
It turns out that Yun Yi showed up and exposed their marriage certificate!
The popularity suddenly surged, and the servers crashed one after another.
#Xu Shaoling Financial owner Yun Yi explodes
# Xu Shaoling Hidden Marriage Exploded
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"Small Theater 1"
During the live broadcast of the official announcement, reporters asked questions:
"Internet writers are very curious. Why did you two decide to get married?"
Xu Shaoling: "... For the sake of the children."
Otherwise, who has a good family who gets married young? ? ?
Yunyi: "For the sake of the child."
You were also a child at that time.
Reporter: "What is your first impression of each other?"
Xu Shaoling was super sincere: "He has great ideas."
When the kidnapper tied up his wrists, he asked the kidnapper to tie a bow.
Yunyi thought: "He is very caring."
On the way to escape, he suddenly felt sympathy for the dead mouse and put the mouse into the mouth of a stray cat.
"Small Theater 2"
In response to strong petitions from the audience, Xu Shaoling conducted a live broadcast about the exotic Dunhuang based on the theme of the new movie.
"Thank you everyone for supporting our new drama, and we welcome your family to come and play together in Dunhuang~"
The barrage hissed: "Wow, my wife is so beautiful!"
"Has anyone noticed that the baby's arm muscles have been improved recently through exercise?"
"When you wear women's clothes, you feel so magical, my family!!!"
Unexpectedly, the door of the live broadcast room suddenly opened, followed by a deep voice: "Honey, so beautiful."
Xu Shaoling was still, and the barrage was still. A second later, it was shocking!
"Ahhhh——!"
"It was the capitalist named Yun who kidnapped our big star with one hand, right?"
"What are they doing? Is there anything that my family can't see?!"
*Entertainment industry+Marriage first, love later (year-old)+Same-sex marriageable
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